State 3 reasons why you don't have a gf

State 3 reasons why you don't have a gf.

1. Because I look like Brian Peppers on crack
2. See above
3. See above

Because I already have a boyfriend

I geniunley dont know, in not ugly i have lots of hobbys, what am I doin wrong ?
I guess im just not trying

Had many gf's
>single is best
>got a fuck buddy or pick up a fattie after club if needed
>save a shit ton of money

1. I'm not actively trying at all
2. Lingering light acne
3. Introverted.

She's still married
She has a kid
She wants me to stop smoking

1. I'm a girl
2. I'm not a lesbian
3. I like men

1. Show titties
2. Sharpie in a pooper
3. Timestamp

Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I answered you because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

I only need one. They tend to get mad when you bang other chick's.

1. I'm already married (15 years)
2. My wife might get pissed off
3. They're not girlfriends unless you fuck them twice

1) Because while the only woman I want to ask out is a sexy as fuck, cool, funny, redheaded with incredibly similar taste in music and comedy as me, she is also a work colleague and I don't want to get accused of sexual harassment.

2) She's so fucking hot I also get self conscious around her and end up sounding like a retard half the time.

3) I'm engaged to a an almost as hot, cool, nerdy, big titted scientist who'd be pissed off as hell if I cheated on her.

The redhead is so fucking hot though. Like my ideals and fetishes all brought to life perfect. It drives me nuts!

Because I'm in love with my lesbian best friend.

I'd marry this woman. I've never wanted kids or a family till I met her.

Pussy is one thing, but when you're in a relationship filled with passion and intimacy, shit can never be substituted by single hook ups.

M'lady.

Some of the denizens of this imageboard may harass you for lewd pictures and make off color remarks,fear not, I'll be around to defend you against any such creeps.

too poor to live on my own
No idea how to meet girls outside work.
girls are fucking boring to talk to

>creeps
CREEPS
Kek

Because I have a beautiful gf and your baitposting can't hurt me

>Because I'm only a 5 out of 10 at best
>because I'm 5'11 and 260 with only average muscle mass
>because I'm an introvert gamer so meeting people is generally hard as it is.
>because I don't put much effort into it
>because if even it's a great chick, dating is generally expensive
>because thanks to my introverted personality I come off as pretty boring
>I'm extremely picky even tho I realize I'm not appealing enough to be allowed to be picky

It's not that I don't want one, I love companionship. But I'm just not in the position to find a chick to spend time with, whether that be looks, money, personality, or time.

I want a woman who is intelligent.
I want a woman who is healthy.
I want a woman who is sane.

She doesn't belong to me
She isn't yours either
She doesn't belong to anyone because ownership is just an agreement

1. i'm terrible at following directions
2. women get tired of my ineptness

>Because i have little contact with females.
>Because i just got rejected again and didn't have time or a chance to work on something new yet.
>Because i'm weird and overweigt i guess.

Chef with shitty hours
Spare time revolves around weed/cooking/rap music
Likeable and fun person to be around until people get too close then I just seem depressed/bitter

Nigga you gonna die alone, you get one of those wishes if you're lucky

1. 2. 3. Cause I suck

Im over Women
dont want to put up with bs
if i want a fuck id rather pay up front then with fees and rates

trips just described my life

im 400 lbs with small cock

Introvert, so I don't actually meet people
Spend all my time with vidya/animu, no one likes a weeb
Don't care enough to bother trying

>ITT i learned obsessive video gamers die alone
>ITT i learned fat people die alone

No sympathy for you if you make your life about vidya you're a retard and if you allow yourself to get really overweight you have only yourself to blame KYS

1. I am married
2. ????
3. Profit loss

Go to weeb conventions then, find friends with similar intrests.

Also I'm generally a great person, I make friends easily, my friends all love me, Im just not attractive. I could change this easily but meh. Lazy I guess. Although I am for lack of a better term, redpilled enough to realize that physical attraction plays a huge role in romantic relationships. Again, I'm just currently not as attractive as I could be.

whats with the black line? is it to protect identity or what

I'm pretty sure there are no weeb conventions in my country

Censorship. Japanese have rather strict laws about censoring their porn (all genitals in 3d porn is pixelated) but artists have a certain degree of freedom how to censor their porn. Of course they want to censor as little as possible, so they got to the point of pretty much pointless censorship which is widely spread.

ty user

im broken emotionally.
my anxiety makes me feel like i cant control my body when im trying to talk to an attractive girl i dont know.
i am mentally behind in maturity with most people around my age and people who are at my mental maturity level are too young for me so im doomed to wait until i can find a decent looking girl who is as broken as me.

but that wont happen easily as we would both likely never go out enough to ever chance meeting each other

Tits

> Shy
> Ugly
> Poor.

because i own ducks. they are superior anyways.

Women are illogical
Women are emotional
Women are bat shit crazy