What to do when you got no friend and no gf ?

What to do when you got no friend and no gf ?

Become the prophet the world needs.

an hero

Fap

Yeah i see.

Something else maybe ?

I can, not anymore.

Leave the house.
You might find some friends

Download grindr

How about you go outside for once and make friends you fucking autist

I don't know really how to do that.

I see few person says:
"Hi can i be your friend ?"

Yeah but no thanks

Maybe caus i'm a autist i can't make friend.

Tell me how you do !

...

Why not?

Plenty of guys would be willing to blow you with no recip.

Whenever I get a dry spell I can always count on getting a blowjob within a half hour from some horny fag.

I'm not a fag i can't get horny with a man.

V A P O R W A V E

wierd

drink
smoke weed
fap
repeat as necessary

Yeah good idea to destruct myself.

Do you have a clever way to fall into depression ?

if you have to ask you are probably already there

Check.

Oh trust me. Once they start sucking on that dick youll get hard in no time.

ill be yo friend man

No i'm already done

unless youre like super weird

Thanks dude !

Now for celebrate this friendship let's make a cake and watch a good action movies !

ya sure, where you at

I'm not a wierdo, i've got special taste like knife and electronics.

But I'm afraid of being boring.

Heroin

You dickweed, no one wants to be friends with a guy who has no history of having friends or a gf over the last 3 years. It's easy taking this shit for granted and saying "make freinds".

That's some heavy bullshit bro, fuck you.

You dickweed, no one wants to be friends with a guy who has no history of having friends or a gf over the last 3 years. It's easy taking this shit for granted and saying "make freinds".

That's some heavy bullshit bro you're spewing out of your mouth.

Canada dude and you.

Kek, haven't seen that one in a long time.

Play eroge.

norway man, but ay yo, ya got steam?

i prefer Beat them all

hire hookers on backpage? if u get caught kys

Yeah but I do not have a good computer to play

play WoW or an MMO and make your guildies your friends.

i'm not even bullshitting, the people in my guild are basically the only people i really talk to or "hang out" with, hang out virtually.
i don't feel bad if i live a sad life.

Not OP. Already tested. Doesn't work.

I do not have a lot of money

Chop off your hand and use it to masterbate with so it feels like someone else

Hookers

Haha your answer make me smile.

Good job.

many good game for low dollar

I'll try this one

just retake more high school credits, boost your average, get into school for STEM, aka computer science, or maths, or engineering, spend time in the gym, groom yourself, eat healthy, have a regular bed time, do this for a couple years, you find nothing worthwhile on the planet then just euthanize yourself. Thats what im doing.

I dont really want to have friends and i dont think women are put together well enough to involve myself with them

the autism is strong with this one

you... didnt even harass me for 20 minutes... you just went direct to autism / edgelord spam... but okay if youre letting me know youre going to go masturbate to trap threads now, go for it, give me some of that autism / edgelord / baited shit and leave

Make sure you kill yourself cause this planet is good on faggots we're over the limit

Mate you just need to be yourself honestly. I was known as a creep in work because I never spoke but then I just decided to be me. Now everyone loves me and I'm known as the quirky guy who is into Nazism. Confidence is everything

Thanks man i do that already.

But what do you mean by euthanize yourself ?

You're pretty right

Sad but true.

Ahah cool for you !

But i don't know how to be myself that all the problem i try to remember but nothing come

its suicide basically, only fancier

duckbro will never leave me

yo read online about how to talk etc. confidence legit is everything. I have fe friends atm, but ive learnt this fact. I used to have none

feel fucking sad every day because i wish life was just simple again..

I was meaning

Memeing

Ok i think like you suicide my self at 60 or 75 yearold

If everything is normal in your life,You make it complicated

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I thinks i'm going to be friend with my work.

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