I haven't washed my dick

I haven't washed my dick.

Ok cool.

It's also tiny, and no woman would ever put it inside her. Congrats virgin

no, that is only because perspective. i was sitting on my chair. i have 14 cm dick (hard).

It's how wasabi is made...

What the fucking fuck?

Spread a thin layer on toast and eat it.

sure dude whatever you say

This

Dude, that's candidiasis!

Thats still tiny

*I haven't washed my dick, ever

Nigga what the fuck is a centimeter?

A unit o measurement

>I havent washed my dick

Well you should
Fucking tard

EAT THE FUCKING DICK CHEESE
RIGHT NOW WITH PIC AND TIMESTAMP

...

I would add, a civilized unit o measurement.

>muh perspective
>my probably diseased dick is much bigger
KEK

>diseased
>don't know what is true man's dick
>prolly woman
>IQ below true man
KEK M8!

Jesus go to the doctor

Holy dick cheese

this shows up as the first image of smegma when searched on google.

Seriously, WTF!?

not true, kys.

bait harder mate

man, when i dont was it for two days it stinks like hell. i wonder what that... thing smells like

>I put mustard on my dick.

Fixed that for you

Amputation is your only effective option.

OP here. this is my way of life. (taken 1 week ago)

Wat?

are you just pissing in a bottle?

Can confirm.

Am un-cutfag.

feelsbadman

"I haven't washed my dick since yesterday"

>buy big mac
>collect smegma
>rub that shit on big mac
>give it to someone
plz

yes. sometimes i do that but not all the time of course.

but why

Smegma cheesecake

because i don't want to leave my chair where it's most comfortable.

...

harvest Mammoth Cheese

you lazy motherfucker what do you do for living? does your mum pets you?

I guess she also cleans his ass when he's done shitting into the bucket under his chais

are you that lazy? what the fuck

I guess you don't have a foreskin and therefore don't know that it's impossible for that much smegma to develop in a single day. Hell, not even a week. OP didn't wash his dick in a MONTH, probably.

Fucking lol

die