Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Come back when you're 28 years old.

Dont do it. Hes looking for fuckbuddies. Youll have to get the okay from the wife.

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I'm not really interested in whatever it is, but what's with the specific requirement?

Finish shaving you fucking homo.

Being married must suck.

I wouldnt know.

Evening. How is everyone?

I dislike associating with people my age.

Can't play video games, can't hangout with friends, most of your little paycheck goes into her purse, she smells bad, she wakes you up in the middle of the night and tells you to stop snoring, she cheats on your while you're at work and says she did it because you're never there for her, but loves your money. No thanks to marriage.

No.

Here

Hot and sticky.

Lewd 5.

Queer

No?

I... You're gonna have to clarify that one.

I love it when cute girls say no.

Ouch

You were suppose to say "get used to it"

What did you want to talk about?

Brother is married though. Can confirm the no videogames. Everything else is a lie unless shes an actual bitch.
Not .5
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Im working. Its 40 Celcius and Im drinking all the water.

Bored and slowly falling asleep, how about you?

Poor guy is stuck with the same pussy for the rest of his life.

Once he breaks it in it's going to wear out and become boring.

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Ikusaba Mukuro is the one that told Rory to eat raw garlic to help with his Chron's and Anya got all hot and bothered by it.

I'm not good at following scripts. What got you into the whole cutting thing? On others or yourself?

Oh that? My uncle is butcher and I enjoy watching him kill animals.

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Well I'm not exactly a cute girl

Ah, fair. Got any plans for when you finish work?

Just woke up, my sleep pattern is so many different kinds of fucked. Preparing to deal with something stressful though, so I don't know how things are going to be for me today.

Because it don't fuckin work, dude.

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Not going to egg you on or troll you or anything, but raw garlic actually does work.

Of course that. It's rather different. I went to a rattlesnake festival once. Had tons of them and they had snake pits and areas that turned them into food. Watched one lose its head and ended up feeling bad for them

Hi

Sexy

'Something stressful'? Sorry for my curiosity, but what is it?

What makes you ugly?

Sounds yummy~ Did you get to keep a baby rattle snek?

Lifes not all about da pucci.
Nope.
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Maybe go home and get some shit done.

I didn't eat any but heard it's like steak. I didn't see any babies and I don't think a rattle snake would be the best snake for a pet.

Hello.

How are you?
I assume you went on other adventures since last time we spoke?

theverge.com/2017/1/28/14427086/federal-court-halts-trumps-immigration-ban
Take that fascism! fight the system!

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Claim

What else are women good for?

Lol then why did you go if your parents weren't going to buy you one?

Kinda forced into going. I was like 8

Awwh cute.

Got a study backing that up?

I have to talk to my dad about something that I'd rather not, that's all.

I'm not going into it.

Ah, right. Got much to get done?

Its too late, toy

More washing than should be there. I kinda spent all weekend finding paths.

A tad untrue. I've not exactly been idle, but not very active.
Working towards something more decent.
Made some progress, not really anything fundamental or sizeable.
I just limited my activity in order to maintain my neutrality.
What about you?

No its not.
Companionship. Doing shit. Basically anything except think with testosterone. Like it or not we need women as more than walking pucci.

Well you were 8 once upon a time too

And I'm back

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Then you're a cute if for hiding it~

>Companionship
I can get a dog for that.

>doing shit
Like what? Cooking, cleaning?

When I was 8 I was helping my uncle remove heavy intestines from cows, goats and pigs~

Best JoJo claimed

I've been well.
What kind of progress are you talking about?
Ate well?

QOTT: Would your waifu appreciate your taste in music?

HiHuh not exactly what every kid did. Want to be a butcher too or something

Claiming best girl

Yeah, it was pretty decent. Could use a good drink now. I'll live.

Hey there, Tomoko.

>Kuusou Mesorogiwi
I am pretty sure she'd like it

No.

Sure as long as I'm butchering qts like you.

Ah, right. Do you do that often?

I disagree.

Probably not, I'm not under the impression that idols tend to be fans of melodic death metal.

Cutey~

But I'm sure she'd get bored if you only listened to one song, user
What sort of stuff does she like?
Depends on the idol, but I see your point.
Do you have any music you like that she would as well?

I don't think she would appreciate it, whoever she would be.
What are you gonna do for the rest of the day?

I think she would

It's a nice day out, so I'll probably just stay on the computer. Play a bit of BF1, maybe another game or 4 or dota. How about you?

How goes it? Just woke up a bit ago myself I'd like to think I'm not cattle

As a soldier she could probably enjoy a few song from SABATON? who knows?

I listen to a lot of metal in general, so I guess that doesn't help things, but I've been listening to a lot of idol stuff too and I'd assume she likes that.

it's the OP of her anime, it was a joke
plus Yuno wouldn't really mind anything I do tbh

Soft instrumental.

All living beings are cattle to me.

hm~?

youtube.com/watch?v=X0hq8bPUbJg

I'm sure there'd be something she'd appreciate, because of how broad my taste in music is.

here
my bad, wrong post

Been up for a couple of hours. Had some food, chatting with someone on discord. Not a bad Sunday.

I could see idols kind of hating idol music, to be honest
But you wanna make her happy, not just 'not minding'
Saya's tastes are pretty...Out there, though. Also, that was a good VN.
And what do you like?

I stayed inside to play warframe because it was also a nice day out.
I'm about to watch anime with other people.
Have you been playing dota for long?

Silly little girl.

Nothing really, it all sounds the same to me.

What are you then? Nice chill day then that's cool

Work related things, it's just getting a better in all honesty.
Or trying to.

Maybe, I can't say for certain.
youtu.be/AIGPSCB3JeM

She is happy being with me
I'm hers and she loves me for who I am
Excuse me? You might wanna turn off the RP my friend

The farmer, kek

And if I don't?

Hmm, since around when TI3 was starting, so going on 4 years now.

Yeah, very chill indeed.

If you want a dog to lie in your bed with you, go for it. They will keep you happy for 10-15 years. Then you go through the pain of losing them, and getting another. I dont expect kids to understand.
Maybe.
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See first reply
When most of the crew go to RTX on the week he normally runs. Though Saturdays are normally free.

a better one

Maybe. There's a part of me that thinks that you have to enjoy it to want to make it though.

Ah, right.

Well that sounds like a god complex kinda

Oh I thought you meant regarding your nights out.
It's good to see you're making progress at work.
Oh so you're an experienced player.
I always wondered how the player base was compared to other similar games.

For now, I'm gonna run to go get food, see you all later~

It's nice to see that there are still people out there that have hopes for relationships to last a good while. At least with a dog if you take care of it you've got that 10-15 years guaranteed, haha.

I've lost a few dogs already and I never felt sad about it, I just buried them and went about my day. Feeling bad for an animal is a complete waste of time, no?

Actually no, i'm the butcher~

Fatty~

>experienced player
I mean, I could be better at the game. If I tilted less maybe I would be.
As far as similar games go, like League, just as toxic if not more. having voice com is nice, though

Parents have gone strong for 40+ years. Brothers hitting 3 years married, nearly 4 dating before. Only shitlickers are concerned with money.
Most people do feel for their companions. Given what you were doing at 8, Id guess you see them as workers first. So you dont see them as true companions.

Those have a taken a backseat for now until, some other stuff is sorted, like food and paying rent.
Sad thing is I'm daunted by the idea of progress.

Next time then.

Jeez, getting to the twin Princes is harder than actually fighting them

Lol check em