Poem contest go

poem contest go

Kill yourself furry fagget.

i want to die
hehe funny meme
men never cry
'twas all a dreme

fpbp

When I was a kid I took a big shit
And my asshole was torn all to ribbons.
Now that im grown, I look back and moan
that shit was really grandpas cock.
~edgemaster

this
dick
ain't
freeeeeeeeeee

If you want more Gabe, you have to mark the thread first.

could you go please find my tripcode?

underappreciated post of the day

i have more gabe

...

uh
no

hey
hey

But you want to fuck Gabe, so you posting it is creepy.

Hey Luc.

please???

...

Hello

marry me archie

bro i don't know how i would go about doing that
nor do i have the patience

i got a new avatar

;^)

the fucking DIGITS my guys

Did you know there's still people that go to this site that have the "no namfags/tripfags allowed" mentality?

(check'd)

you go into the generator and you sit and wait for a few trillion trip code creations before you find mine.

my toaster toasted toast and can no longer toast toast.

Yes

oh
i guess i could do that then

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Kill yourself, mate your thread is for jews.

...

Sorrow sheded, fears shroud lifts, intellect awakens, Gods gift.

Its kinda like finding someone that still writes checks at the grocery store.

nice digits

and does your filename implies implications that are not implied

nah just death grips lyrics

tfw them quads

...

dem chinos

i should buy a few pairs
maybe ill feel more attractive

i no longer have that image

but i would post that image of that dog and cat

do you know anything about computers?

Thank you user.

it would only be polishing the diamond

the cat holding the knife to the dog's throat?
no not really

O, if only I'd known
the land of milk and honey was all around
yet I kept searching for greener pastures
never to be found

for some reason my dorm smells of apple jacks

fuggg, my old laptop got caught in a hard loop and my OS shat itself.

nah, its the cat with thats sniffing into the dogs ear

i want a boy to polish my diamond

People still do that all the time here.

who am i speaking to right now

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

now this is comedy.

nyehehe

Furry Kik group OP?

Kaldis

maybe use this opportunity to think of a cooler name

This is the first I've seen it in a loooooong time. Course, that could be because I only browse certain boards.

make your RA do it

boy was i wrong

10/10. There were tears

s-stop

>Eisen is just that much better

whom did you think I was?

it is though
try saying eisen out loud
then say kaldis

one is clearly more pleasing to the ear than the other

i prefer discord.

what is he not good enough of a knob polisher

i honestly wasn't sure. it thought it was subby at first just on the fact that you responded to me and then it swung around to a couple different people

[ EE - sen ]

it was Eisenberg before it was Eisen anyway

i havent asked yet
he probably uses too much teeth

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
The only people who make threads
Are faggots like you.

surely he has had plenty of practice with his BROS

why do i teach people how to push my buttons

And so the soul goes, so it all goes, through it all goes,
I'm a bit of a hypocrite, that I concede to myself,
I know that better than anybody else,
Just a little bit, Self-critical and analytical,
Not spiritual yet, more of a lyricalist, more
of a visualist, vocalist not so, maybe an idealist.

But through different states of mind, and insecurities and
time its all catching up to me, the signs that I'm not what
I thought I was gonna be, I was gonna be a master, of all things,
the best of all the best, but I don't want that now do I? Not enough,
I'm fine with conformism, a lazy tao of now without a care for the future.

How do I do this? I just do, but is my stength enough? Maybe that's
what I'm trying to find out with all the drugs, testing my limits,
testing my patience, my states, my emotional weights. It's never too late,
words of inspiration, but I need realism, not sensation, I need to try
for real without motivation. I need to grind the gears to the next station.

Guess I don't want to succeed enough yet. Guess I'm not hungry, never been.
I'm just poor me self-sustained in all my habits poor and then just distractions,
so that I won't give in to other fractions of my self riddled with self-hatred
and doubt and insecurities, because even if my extremeties are long, got a
pretty good schlong and I'm not the worst of the crowd. I can't raise my mental
value without some kind of 180 degree mind change and wipe.

theyre both harsh to say

and you made the right choice going with just eisen

Subby was a fair guess given Ran posting

who else would it be though?

because you're cute

idk katia to a very wild stretch

That's why I wanna get out of my little four walls, but going outside won't help
much at all. Don't wanna feel depressed after the fall of my self-esteem when I
come back and all those little steps that I took regress into a big mess of
craziness. I need a full stop, throw me off the bus into the wild where the strong
survive and the weak die. And I'm okay with that, because if I can't survive then
I'm useless for who I wanna be.

What does a strong man say? Not what the dumb ones say. Don't wanna be filled with
confidence cause I'm too self-conscious. Fuck, guess I might've been smart when I
did my part back in sixth grade. Then shit just went downhill from there, if I count
grades for all I care then I did worse than all my peers throughout these years.
What the hell happened here?

And now it feels like I am stuck like I plateaud, so I'm trying to go back, take it
easy, go slow, no worries, easy. But I don't wanna get left behind. I just wanna be
someone to look up to, good role model, but can't be one without a doll, model.

Fuck,
standards too high for my own good, can't find a girl in my neighborhood. Though there's
twenty they always got some flaw though I got more can't bring my jaw to open, close
speak to them close and bring them close and just get together. I'm like a frog in stormy
weather. Birds of a feather? Can't find em, cause I see my faults reflected in all the other
ones.

And its like I'm afraid of failure so afraid that I'll retreat back into myself, that I'll
become a little cave dweller. But that's fear, fear should not control me. Fear should
not control me.

>theyre both harsh to say
how
yours is the only one that has hard consonant sounds. eisen is so much more smooth and airy

>you made the right choice going with just eisen
i didnt do it but yeah its cleaner

i wont abide such lies

This poem contest is turning pretty gay.
Who could be behind it?
Oy vey.

I prefer your butt.

you may believe it to be a lie but you will always be cute and lovely to me

I guess when all else fails, choose it to be Katia

hows school?

k, ch, and z sounds to me are harsh

eisen to me has a z sounding midway

that just got weirrd

school is fine and dandy
i need better room mates cus i hate these fucks

Stop running a group conversation program through your butt, then.

well it's definitely an S sound. and you're telling me a smooth S is just as harsh as a K? and a D isn't?

this is a stupid argument

i wish you were my roommate

dont blame you, were they friends before hand or randos?

...

eisen to me is pronounced "aye-zhen", it being germanic , also makes it even less enjoyable or smooth

Here I sit,
Broken hearted.
Came to shit,
Only farted.

if only
i have a room mate named bill who you can replace

they were randos. we met up before the year started and i asked if they partied much and they said nah. and here we have like a zillion bottles of alcohol, wine, and booze on the stove, a beerpong table still set up with cups and everything..
reee.

10/10

i'm failing to find a single way to pronounce that Z sound that's anywhere near as sharp and unpleasant as the K and D in kaldis

also i think we're missing the equally important question of "what the fuck does kaldis even mean"

tell me about bill

party on Wayne

have you thought about looking on craigslist or facebook for another place to live?

and then finding a sub-lease to replace your place

you wish you were as sharp as me

its a good coffee shop

do you even coffee

yeah i googled that
their name is kaldi though

coffee sucks

Your pain is apparent, discontentment so very evident, I wish you well, hope and pray you rise from this Hell towards the lofty realms beyond, make your life worth living before it is gone.

Hope you find what you seek...

bill is a fat fuck who sits around in his underwear playing on his xbox and watching american dad all day. and he burps really loudly and i hate him.

nah that's too much trouble.
i just go to ihop or look at CDs at best buy when they have parties for most of the night.

>coffee sucks

i'm gonna kick his ass and save you

>coffee sucks

look at you with the saucy opinions

do you like tea?

Bill sounds like a true American from FL

you should go to the library, or does your campus have any local nightlife that isnt a bar?

>what are things that will never happen for 400 Alex

Your perfectly spherical ass may be the best conduit for your program, but there's always a price to pay. And this one is people preferring it over Discord.

no, tea is retarded too

i drink SPRITE

sprite is a best

i saw his dick too cus he pees with the door open
it's like he has 3 thumbs on his body

yea
i've gone to the library a few times too, but it's only open until 1AM. there isn't any nightlife that i know of around here.

>he drinks pop

if its not Ginger Ale its not worth drinking and other soda

>no night life

that is awful

fuck your library to for being such squares

hahah what the fuck are you on :)

idk man this is southern florida here most of the people living here are either college students or old people, who do you expect to find working at a "night" sort of place?

is there a minimum requirement in that regard to be your roommate

cus i think i can satisfy that

>ginger ale
>tea
>coffee

pussy shit

must be bigger than an elmers glue stick
eisen help me finish up my hot choclet

i will in a second, im finding my supply chest

i dont know really, was expecting something to happen around a college campus

I really dont know how to refute a statement like that given its coming from you. I dont know if it was to be ironic or not.

100% serious

what's in your supply chest?

i'm not really the kind of person to go out at night anyways unless it's for something sexual.