Who is this frog and why is he always inquiring cryptic questions?

Who is this frog and why is he always inquiring cryptic questions?

I would also like to know this conundrum

it's a toad

A frog of sorts..?

Hmm?

A racist frog used by the alt right.

A celebration of rebirth perhaps?

It's a toad that slowly but surely receives responses to what it questions by asking countless rounds of questions (usually pertaining to the same subject, but asked in a different manner each time) over a timespan that can range from days to months to years until it finally receives the answer it wants - until then, it won't be satisfied.

So... a very persistent amphibian... perhaps?

why don't Americans....

yes? hmm? yes?

thats a smug toad

For whom, though?

Lucifer himself,perhaps?

I pray four your well being, fellow toads.

the aussie was a famous spammer. since mods banned the shitfest, he has changed the way and done it for some reason.

s o o n

i want to see Sup Forums spammed with easter toads when easter comes

It's a toad and only Sup Forumstards think it's their shitty frog.

He who shall rise again?

Janny is going to triple his hot pockets supply and stay up all day and night deleting every easter thread he sees

a large volume of posts within a short interval?

a celebration?

People having fun, perhaps?

series of unfortunate bans, ultimately.. ?

a day of rebirth?

It drives Americans into a spastic fit of rage screaming about "yuropoors", muslims and socialism.

T O A D

perhaps the toad is questioning why a christian country wouldn't celebrate the resurrection of the son of their deity?

An enjoyable event for Australians?

Tbh I wonder how the auzy who started this shit feels about his forced meme

ANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANNANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA

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a certain chocolate treat?

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an amphibian that is prohibited from enjoying an egg shaped piece of chocolate?

Ebin?

Hold up. Those are frog eyes. That's not a toad.

A country known for abstaining from certain religious events?

The chorus frogs in the big lagoon
Would sing their songs to the silvery moon.
Tenor singers were out of place,
For every frog was a double bass.
But never a human chorus yet
Could beat the accurate time they set.
The solo singer began the joke;
He sang, "As long as I live I'll croak,
Croak, I'll croak,"
And the chorus followed him: "Croak, croak, croak!"

The poet frog, in his plaintive tone,
Sang of a sorrow that was all his own;
"How shall I win to my heart's desire?
How shall I feel my spirit's fire?"
And the solo frog in his deepest croak,
"To fire your spirit," he sang, "eat coke,
Coke, eat coke,"
And the chorus followed him: "Coke, coke, coke!"

The green frog sat in a swampy spot
And he sang the song of he knew not what.
"The world is rotten, oh cursed plight,
That I am the frog that must set it right.
How shall I scatter the shades that lurk?"
And the old man bullfrog sang, "Get work,
Work, get work,"
And the chorus followed him: "Work, work, work!"

The soaring spirits that fain would fly
On wings of hope to the starry sky
Must face the snarls of the jealous dogs,
For the world is ruled by its chorus frogs.

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A particular religious celebration?

this is the best one

FIVE YEARS YOU MOTHERFUCKING AUTISTIC FUCKING BANEPOSTING REDDITORS
FOR FIVE YEARS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS SITE CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID BOARD AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC BANE CHAN'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST RETARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'LOLO LOOK AT ME IM LE CIA XDDDD FOR THE WIN EPIC MAYMAY' Sup Forums IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID CIA AGENT AND THE OTHER ASS BANE, 5 YEARS, 5 FUCKING YEARS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A BANE THREAD, ON EVERY BOARD OF Sup Forums, U FUCKING AUTISTS THIS BOARD IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER BOARDS COMBINED, THE DARK KNIGHT SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES YOUR WORTHLESS LITTLE BOARD, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT BANE, ISN'T THAT RIGHT FAGGOTS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF BANE TO YOUR BOARD HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED BY THE ACTORS OF THE DARK KNIGHT RISES. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND WANT BANE'S DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST UR STUPID CIA THREAD, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU WEAR FEDORAS AND TRENCHCOATS TOO. STUPID ASS FAGGOTS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD FEDORA NECKBEARDS ATTEMPT AT BEING ORIGINAL. YOUR "OC" IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY PAINT EDITS OF THE SAME PIC OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS FAGGOTS, GO CHEW ON YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW AND YOUR DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU FAGGOTS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID DUBS AND RE-WATCH TDKR FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR

FUCK OFF YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS

somebody get this hothead outta here!

Trips of truth

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freedomland without a delicious chocolate egg?

a bump for a dying thread?

A country known for drinking a particular yellow substance, perhaps?

You're 18 months late in asking that question nigger

we should crowd fund this for real