Did we layer your popcorn with the butter of reality or did we fill your bag with stale lies?

did we layer your popcorn with the butter of reality or did we fill your bag with stale lies?

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I would have said "salty lies" but

These jokes were always so cringe.

Unbelievably cringe, really.

>be kid
>watch red eyed ghost episode
>get thoroughly spooped

it was a true story

Pure Telekino.

reddit please go

Upjumped amateurs

This one was right up there with that creepy old lady who kept fucking with that carnival guy.

Out of my way, Plebs. Childhood bonerkino is the best kino.

youtube.com/watch?v=2L9YAmeScR0

Go running at night to the Unsolved Mysteries theme song on your way home. Whatever your best time is, you will beat it.

>Did we leave a steaming shot of truth all over your face?
>or did we rain down a golden shower of lies?
>I'm Jonathan Frakes

>that one with the monster in the closet and the boy who disappeared
>it was true

The one where the kid was never seen again after he went inside a closet (and was witnessed by a group) gave me the chills.

Stop this nonsense at once Number 1!

That was seriously spoopy to little kid me.

...

FUUUUCK that still scares me to this day.

she got THICCC

For some reason shows like Beyond Belief or Unsolved Mysteries were always spoopier than actual scary movies.

god damn why do I never see it coming

the jack the ripper one in 1988 was nightmare fuel as a little kid, but now i look back and its nothing compared to the fucking news.

life nowadays is like the news on robocop.

Greentext it for me?

>someone starts streaming these nice spooky shows every few years
>tfw it never lasts more than a few weekends and then you have to wait a few more years for someone to do it again

No time like the present. Start it up and I'll join in.

Why'd ya remind me. That was freaky as hell.

When I was a kid, my family and I used to watch this show on Friday nights on our local tv having dinner. They'd always put it at 10 pm so you'd be thoroughly spooped before bed.

I tried a few weeks ago but barely anyone came even though I posted the streamlink here on Sup Forums. The two people that came in left right away. The playlist still has spooky shows in it.

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>So, there it is. Was Q really telling the truth about these "Borg" creatures, or was it just another flight of fancy from John de Lancie?

>Find out, in just a moment.

>Life nowadays is like the news on Robocop
Sounds like you need to get yourself a Cobra Assault Cannon. I know I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR

There was the episode where these three kids were bullying this kid and shoved him in the closet. He was pounding to get out and eventually stopped and when they opened it he was gone.

It was Fact.

Scared the shit out of me.

Kek'd

I remember watching this nigga and then watching Rescue 911.

Based Frakes, tv kino

>family moves into new house
>kid goes downstairs at night for a snack
>hears a heavy breathing
>turns around and sees a floating white face with red eyes
>scared shitless
>few weeks later, the mom does the same thing. heavy breathing then a white face with red eyes
>dad calls realtor, finds out the previous owner committed suicide in the garage
>still tries to be rational
>looks at the kitchen in the dark, sees the white security system with blinking red lights
>the breathing must have been the furnace coming on.
>mom feels better
>the nanny feels concerned about the kid
>she gives him a talk about how great his imagination can be
>warm fuzzy ending
>she leaves his room
>turns off the light
>her eyes glow red

This show was only good when Jonathan Frames was hosting.

*Frakes lol

my mum used to have the biggest fucking crush on Jonny Frakes lol. Everytime I watched this show as a wee lad, she'd always remark how beautiful he is.

>that webm
Shit almost scared me to death

this

the opening would always give me the willies.

what dis?

whats this from?

It's one of the stories from Beyond Belief.

I think it was a story about a woman who thought herself ugly (the pic) and wanted to pay for cosmetic surgery, and the twist was that she was actually really pretty. Or the other way round, can't remember -- it's been ages.

She was a vain rich woman who got a makeover and haircut that she hated so she humiliated the hairdresser. The hairdresser cursed her. The frame was her telling this story to a plastic surgeon from the shadows of her room. She says she's a monster and nothing can help, she holds up the mirror and you see that cat monster thing. The surgeon tells her there's nothing he can do for her, then the twist is She is really still beautiful, she was cursed to see herself in the mirror as ugly.

Ah yeah, I vaguely remember now. Cheers, mate.