You probably won't even open this thread. But the truth is I'm probably the only old fag left on Sup Forums...

You probably won't even open this thread. But the truth is I'm probably the only old fag left on Sup Forums. I know things that no other casual knows, like that gif were they chainsaw a pigs heads off, and his body keeps twitching, it's fake. It's from a movie and it's biologically impossible for a body to move after the brain is cut off. That not all, I actually know the original creator of the navy seal meme, and he's actually a 68year old janitor right now working at an airport. I'm only here to share wisdom, Sup Forums is a place of intellectual catering and nurture. Cuck threads help us release our primal desires so we don't become chucks irl. Feel free to ask me anything old fag AMA.

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Will you post more tits?

dont believe him
i know the actualy creator and hes not 68 years old
AMA

How does one produce a quality shitpost? Saying niggers alone is just cringey

if you were really an oldfag you would know more of us are still trapped on this cesspool of a site.

this

>Implying anyone actually knows the original creator.

Kill yourself you fucking faggot

you're are retarded a body can still move after its head is cut off, just not by its own

I'd fuck the hell out of it

You guys pretend to be old fans but seriously provide no proof. I even know why the "OP is a faggot" meme is a thing. The original creator of the chan was named chanusky chancer. On his first post on this website , thread #1 he posted an ass pic of himself. The whole point of 4chen was to have a catering gay community. But a hacker named Deadmau5e came and took over it.

Also bullshit.

In poor places in México (Yes even poorer).

They sacrifice hens by hand, so they don't get scared and eventually get their meat contaminated (At least that's what they say).

When I was an edgy teen, I used to watch, since that wouldn't work every now and then, so the hen would run decapitated an indefinite amount of time.

It was fun to watch for an edgy teen.

Also these tits belong to the hacker Deadmau5. Creator of Sup Forums.

>he's actually a 68year old janitor right now working at an airport
if this were true i'd rejoice.

we need more old people here.

God bless you

>biologically impossible for a body to move after the brain is cut off
.>has never seen a chicken's head been cut off
fucking new fag lying sack of shit

youtube.com/watch?v=IRk8E-fllHI

This thread is fucking dumb


But AMA

Chickens can move and live with no head

Poor little faggot, doesn't know the basics of biology and that the bodies can contract muscles after death, even decapitation

why have you abandoned newt gingrich?

Show me proof that is t a video or text. Yeah that's what I thought you dumb nigger. Go live with your chickens

I am the actual creator and I'm 31 years old

Also my ex gf ducked me :/

How did you spend your teenage life

is that a girl or a guy?

Cmon my gf wasn't that ugly -.- she took this while shopping with my money

Pretty sure that's a man.

Big boobs

Well he had nice tits

Newfag here, came onboard during the Fappenning. I feel like a real oldfag wouldn't make a thread catering to the newfags and cancers.

Moarrr

You aren't the only one.

Frosted butts

NO. i'd fuck it with the hell still inside

Newfag, everyone knows porn is despised on Sup Forums and it always has been. Cp has always been the exception

kek'd nice one