When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

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Last summer.

Oct 22, 2016.

And if I have any luck left Wed, Feb 1 2017.

Sometime in May 2013.

Saturday night. But then she asked me if it was ok if she fucked someone else the next day.
I said yes, coz I'm a good boyfriend like that.

does masturbating count cause im getting some right now

Yesterday.

Yesterday.

Kek.

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First yesterday poster here. Was it a one night stand ?

15 min ago. Girlfriend is sleeping and I'm taking a shit before bath.

Christmas eve, my chick only puts out ever month or 2, feels badman

about 15 hours ago.

well all last night. It was on and off while we slept. but also this morning.

just did three rounds tho cuz it started to hurt her.

About a month ago... I go to school across the country so I won't get it again for another 3 or 4 months...

Last Wednesday. Took home a married woman who I was friends with. She has an 'understanding' with her husband, who I also know...

She's always been on my radar, but off the menu, but she moved on me the week before and I'd kinda rebuffed her cause, you know, weird.

Anyways, we'd been drinking and I was going home and she offered me a ride (I don't drive) and then when we got to my apartment, she said "I wanna come in, I've never seen your place!" and then we drank whiskey all night and yadda yadda yadda I woke up next to a naked girl and called in the next day to eat breakfast and hang out all day cause we were still kinda drunk.

Haven't talked about it since. Pretty odd thing.

Friday night

This morning, perk to having a horny wife.

September.

Last Monday.

40 min ago

September 2016.

Fuck, I'm depressed now.

yesterday

Same. Last time my girlfriend fucked me was on Halloween. And before that was sometime in August

Pic related

That happened in your dreams, user.

Saturday

Sorry user. It means she isn't your girlfriend.

That's rough dude.

June, 2009


For reals

Friday night.

It was the first time I've fucked in two years

I thought I had been depressed the last two years because I wasn't getting pussy, but I'm still depressed so it wasn't that

Fuck

Also, pussy is worse than I remember it

never

Thursday.
First girl I've had in 3 years. Feels good man.

dump her.

she aint loyal if she can't put out at least once biweekly. even then i'd tell her once a week or it's over.

Yesterday.

Don't be mad user. It's okay.

Last Saturday. Gotta love a fuck buddy!

she's probably out fucking someone else

saturday afternoon

Yesterday morning. I've had better.

3 days ago

June. Was fucking a bitch who already had a boyfriend.

Friday night. been 4 or 5 months may since last lay. it was pretty cash. punker chick, she coked me out with my belt, I'm smashed her out hard. Tight little thing with a clit piercing. first time seeing that.

she had a comfy bed too. I wanna put it in her butt next time

Friendly reminder: If you are fucking her on the regular, someone else is.

last weekend, but it wasn't great. my girlfriend doesn't like to put out so i'm trying to find other things to get off to. so far i just get off to sharing her pics and hearing what other anons think. any ideas would be great.

pic related.

had oral in 2012

1999

same. Except I was the bf and she fucked another dude. That was the end of us

An hour and a half ago.

Three weeks ago. gf and I usually do it several times a week, but I'm having dick issues. Shit's scary, though current lifestyle might explain. Viagra is coming in the mail tomorrow so I'll sort this out after some marathon sex.

7 years ago. Been staying away from women. Banked lots of money. Living a happier life.

December 2016
I fuck my step sis

This morning

Few days ago. Ended my engagement with my fiancé and then we had sex the next night.

I'll let you know

>Fiance's kind of a horn dog
>Has a daddy kink, so she submits when I want it

3-4 times a week. Feels good, man.

Last Wednesday. Was gonna do it tomorrow but my girl is on her period.

>FML

15 years ago.

explain

I was dating this chick my senior year of high school, year ended and I enlisted, she moved on, then I started to become more aware of how trash women are and stopped giving a shit, now I'm overweight and not motivated to do anything about it, because when the prize is women, it just doesn't seem worth it.

2 years.

2 days ago with GF I live with.

I'm going down that road now. Fuck it.

That's no reason to neglect yourself friend. Take care of you for you. Pays off in the long run, trust me.

early december.

Like 5 or 6 years ago.

Not him but what if you don't fear death and life has nothing to offer, so eating whatever you want and masturbating seems like the best course of action?

I don't fear death, eat what I want, and masturbate more than the next three dudes combined, and I'm still not a landwhale. There's way more to life than woman buddy. If you think there's nothing out there worth living for, then I pity your absence of imagination.

5 months ago

my girl gives it up maybe every other night we've been together for 4 years when does it start slowing down

Not just no women. Try no money. No friends. No family. That and I'm starting to think I can't feel emotions anymore.

January 15

I hope that things start to look up for you user. I think that a lot of us are waiting on the good times right now.

Well then kill yourself, I'm not here to fix your shit. I'm not rich, my family are fuckstains, I live alone, and I can't stand most people, and I still find joy in my life. Do or don't, whatever.

this morning

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>does masturbating count cause im getting some right now
Lost.

September. That was something I could have gone without thinking about, thanks.

A drunk fit, literally 2 years

How was it

like 30 minutes ago...

is it bad when you lose count? maybe a year or more

same here except we were stoned.

If she isnt having sex with you, she's getting it somewhere else with someone else.

1808 White Hawk Ct
Las Vegas, NV 89134

Today with my sexy gf. Anyone want pics?

Willingly, or?

Friday night
I strapped my wife to the bed, blindfolded her, put a vibrator inside her, a big one, and put another one on her clit. she came hard a couple times and I put my dick on her lips, she stated sucking like it had the cure for everything. I moved up and let her suck my balls next. she went to town. my cock and balls have never been wetter. I eventually unstrapped her after she had more orgasms than we remember and we fucked. as she's coming on my dick she says something about how no toy could ever feel as good as me and I almost instantly blow my load.

anyways, good times.

Tuesday

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14 months ago.

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May 2008.

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last weds. my roomates friend. she's chilling here now could probably smash but meh

i dont get why people like this dude, everything he posts is so cringey.

Fifthy years ago

Earlier this month but it was a dare on her part. She's hot. Had a thing for her and wanted to get somewhere but I found out it was on a dare and it killed my self esteem. She got $100 out of it.

From the moment we were married, I am lucky for more than once a month

26 years old and never

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*plskilme*