ITT Sup Forums lives in the same house

ITT Sup Forums lives in the same house

It's okay, user, I'll wash the dishes since you made dinner tonight.

Check em'

Alright, who fucking shit in the sink again?

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*cleans up*

cum in a sock not on the floor you niggers

It was me, OP was fapping to gay midget porn in the bathroom for HOURS

Don't open my door, I'm trying to hotbox my room.

If any fucking faggot ass furries go near my dog I will shoot them.

*sits in corner looking at phone*
>I wish I could use my vidya without hearing "shit taste" every time
>why wont user flush his pubes when he shaves there everywhere!
>my feet hurt
>why does that other user get to be the little girl
>moot was a better landlord...

WHO'S READY TO STRIKE UP A DIDDY!

Bump

Why the fuck was I adopted here?

Stop using my dragon dildos. Or at least clean them when you're done. Oh yeah and look at this dank banana meme

I'm bringing a girl back tonight. All you fags need to roll. I might get the sex.

That would be paradise. All of us cunts living in an apartment. Being super cool and stuff.

We'd all have Christmas, and one of us would make cinnamon rolls in the morning and we'd all wallow in sadness but atleast we'd have eachother. Imagine the crazy adventures.

God I'm gay.

Grabbing something to eat real fast You bros need anything?

She does not look 18, bro.

i get seconds

Just FYI friends: there's a mountain lion warning in effect.

I'll be more careful next time daddy.

I'm going to the store to get Mountain Dew, mind if you fuckers watch my laptop while it's installing an OS?

Guys! How do I green text irl?

Don't ever shit in the sink again or else you'll get a Drano enema.

Shitter's clogged

Very funny assholes. Stop touching MY GUNS!!

There is a discolored stain on my wall from the side of my bed to the floor, the sheet and mattress are also hardened from semen. Anyone wanna cum cuddle?

GTFO BANANAFAG, STOP SPAMMING MY YLYL!!!!!!
>RREEEEEEEEEEEREE

I'll watch it for you.
>deletes Windows System 32.

Okay guys who the fuck let Spider-Man in the house

You just say

>comedy chevron

Before you say anything

Fuck you. It took about an hour to format.

Okay, who the fuck ate the last pizza roll?

>Now that I'm done with fapping to lava lamps
Shouldn't have left it here with us Sup Forumsros.

>Breaks lava lamps
Now you won't fap to them anymore. I'll still reinstall Windows.

>broken lava lamp
>lava lamp blobs that were unreachable before
THANKS, YOU ARE MY FAP HERO!

Cheese pizza based user

Good luck getting cancer from that.

Ylyl room no fucken bananas here

>Throws in a bunch of bananas I bought from a grocery store

Which of you will volunteer to have your flesh flayed so I can make lamp covers out of them?

Don't go into that room the traps are at it again.

Here, this faggot will do it.

Does anyone have high quality floor tiles in this house?
>I need to fap.

SHITTER'S FULL!

>Locks all bathrooms in the house
>charges toll to get in

So now you want floor tiles? I just installed the hardwood a week ago.

Those cinnamon buns probably have semen in them

There's probably rat shit all over them so, we don't have any.

>Flays the legs
AAWWAAEEEIIIIAAAAAGGGHHH
>Ah, perfect screams for perfect flesh.
>Flays the dick and ballsack
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Such exqusite agony, my favorite part.
>Flays chest
hhhhrrrrrrrrggggg
>Ah, it appears he has died. A pity.
>Finishes flaying the corpse.
>Time to make lamp covers.
I will eat the body to dispose of it, waste not!

Are you one of Ed Gein's descendants?

Who my ancestor was is of no concern to you.
>Such beautiful flesh. But alas, flaying is hard work.
>I must wait another day.

Forget that I asked. Now, I need you to make me a laptop carrying case using the skin of this guy

I AM A FALLEN DEGENERATE, NAME THE MOST PERVERTED THINGS YOU CAN FAP TO, AND I WILL HAVE ALREADY FAPPED TO IT
>SUCK IT TILEFUCKER AND COUCHFUCKER.

WHERE'S MY WAIFU PILLOW??!?!?!?!

Who the FUCK took a shit in the oven and turned it on 450 degrees? It smells like a god damn mortuary in here.

The handle will be... Tricky.
>I think he heard you, I cannot find him anywhere.

Help, I clogged the shitter!

*farts*

Tell him I got him a new lava lamp.

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Me. Enjoy, faggot. Also, don't touch my stuff, I booby trapped it.

>Knocks you out
>Uses your face to unclog it
The sheer ugliness of your face causes the shit to flee in horror

>tell him I got him a new lava lamp
I would bring him such delightful bait if he were to be found.

>hears door bell
>o fuk

WHO WENT ON CRAIG'S LIST AND BOUGHT 20 PREGNANT MEXICAN PROSTITUTES.

We'll just wait until dinner. If he smells Totino's, he'll come out.

Anyone want to go and adopt like two dozen dogs then lock them in a room until there is only one left alive then keep him as the house mascot?

Excellent, prepare the flaying room!
>I shall make a masterpiece!

user hung himself in the closet. Should we even bother cutting him down?

I'm a cook, and I don't mind cleaning up after if people keep the bullshit to a low roar and provide groceries.

What do we want for dinner, Sup Forums?

Also, how do we feel about adopting cats?

Hey I am heading to Costco how may gallons of lotion do I need to get today?

We feed him to the leftover dog.

Yeah we can smell your meth out here kid!

>makes DMT in the kitchen, spills naptha all over the counter top

CUT HIM DOWN FOR ME, I'LL FUCK THE CORPSE!

Will you drop me at work

Literally the only thing you own in this house is an empty can of spam and three No. 2 pencils. Why the fuck would you booby trap them?

P-please tell me I-I'm not the only one t-t-turned on by t-t-toilet p-paper?
>SHITFUCKTITSCOCK

in one that's not currently worn by someone who's just passed out anyways
fucking foot fetishis

Hi can I join in too ?

Floor tiles do it for me ;s

FOUND THE TILEFUCKER!
>strips him, forces broken floor tiles into anus
>blasts load on face
>leaves TILEFUCKER bleeding and sobbing like a faggot bitch

Get 66666

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I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, STOP LEAVING THE BABIES ON THE GRILL!

Nuuuuuu

>REVS CHAINSAW WITH SHARP DICKHEADS
WHICH OF YOU FAGGOTS STOLE MY GET?!

>I'll mop the floor in the kitchen, take off your shoes Anons...

Only oldest of fags will know

GUYS: I'VE GOT QUADS ON MY MILK CARTON!!
11/11/16

YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST!

Wouldnt want those tiles dirty after all anons, you know i like them clean

>throws shoes on roof.
Oh btw ive been dropping lsd on random bits of food i find around the shack. Enjoy fuckers

DRINK IT
>I JIZZED IN IT BECAUSE I FUCK MILK

Who's been pissing in the bed?

>using megaphone
CAN I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION?

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE ME YOUR TOENAIL CLIPPINGS. I NEED TO ADD MORE TO MY COLLECTION.

which bed?

Take peeled skin too?

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