/bb/ big brother 18

Previous thread: No links to live feeds, they all get taken down and it's like $6 or some shit anyway. Have your parents buy them for, you plebs.

HoH (Head of Household): Paulie
Roadkill: Tiff
Veto: Corey

HoH Nominations: Tiffany and Natalie
Roadkill Nomination: Corey

CANNOT BE NOMINATED THIS WEEK Frank, Bridgette, Reddit

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>mfw nicorey flips and Paul throws a hinky vote resulting in day being evicted 5-3

are we seeing someone slowly become fat in real time?

>slowly

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In BB4 Jun did nothing but stay in the kitchen all day cooking, eating, and listening to other people's conversations. She got fat as fuck and won $500k.

We have Bareback generals on Sup Forums now?

Sweet. My favorite is reverse cowgirl but if I want the maximum D we go missionary. He likes giving it doggy ;)

the cooking strategy is legit

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>James that high

caramel ice cream scoop and a waffle cone
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
with strawberries, whipcream, and and hot fudge ontop!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I love it.

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Its an everyone sits around and shit talks frank episode

FUCK PAUL
FUCK PAULIE
FUUUUUUUCK THIS SHOW

Every time I hear "pissed" I think of Key and Peele's black Republicans sketch:

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Michelle is eating again.
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remember Michelle is an absolute shit

I think paulies a schizophrenic

She's hurtin 4 a squirtin'

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Cody was the same way

It was just more tolerable because he wasn't 5'5

probably just got called in the dr to be told off by grodnod

"Bro I'm going to just go down there and tell them off type thing."

"Mmmhmmm."

"This is not friendship. I'm pissed."

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What are they going to do if frank leaves?
They litterally all just sit around talking shit

>A few min ago: Paul tells Nicole that "homie Is ruthless" [Frank]. He Is implying that Frank is lying to Tiffany. [Paul is lying.]

cat ladies turning on the manlet

This cast is so fucking shit, I literally just open the feeds and then turn them off if Tiff/Frank/Bridge aren't on any cams

I might come back and gloat in Paulie going Jace meltdown.

> mfw the friendship alliance turns into the friendship alliance

pick a new target to talk shit about because they are all boring idiots. luckily production realizes this and will rig the battleback for Tiff and the next couple HOHs for the Frank alliance.

I've been watching bb14 when I'm bored of the feeds at night. I only have 3 episodes left.

>video I made has 400 views already

there's like 20 of us what the fuck

Didnt this happen to frank last season?
Howd he get evicted last time?

do we know if davonne was randomly picked for veto comp or if tiffany picked her?

i love it

poll is up to 32 of us in the last few hours. include the repeat viewers plus the reddit fag posted it on reddit

How did Caleb get such an excellent relationship with CBS's reality casting?

>Get on BB16
>Have cameo in BB17
>Get on Survivor
>Rumors suggesting he's already casted for another season of Survivor
>Will certainly be on BB All Stars 2 if there ever is one
>Could just ask to be on BB at this point

he was on the block with Jenn. he thought Dan was working with him and Jenn and believed Dan had the danielle and Shane votes. he let dan win POV to take down jenn for it to be another vote on his side.

dan stabbed him in the back, had shane and danielle's vote but used them against him, just like everyone else that got evicted. thus, dan lost at jury because he was too dirty

He was aligned with boogie from the beginning

Since boogie was from chill town / won all stars he was already a giant target

Frank was put on the block every week and finally slipped up in comps

frank benched himself for 2 hohs and was pretty much dead in the water at that point

he survived that long by winning hoh every other week

ok where all my /tiff/ bros at

we outchea

Im watching bb17 for the first time and love her clone vanessa.

Where did this pic come from? That can't be from the feeds

Right here

reporting in

17 wasn't really that great on the show

it was the feeds that made 17 god tier

CUTE

just found it in google images

I was pissed when they showed her for like 3 seconds in that comp cause her titties were sittin right

>looks exactly the same as vanessa
>but for some reason is way hotter

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I wish they were evicted by a public vote like the British version.

she looks similar to Vanessa but her face is way more aesthetically pleasing

I never reply to polls

How about you click my dick

bait

i want aaryn to bust into the house and assault Z's giraffe

She's taller. Maybe that helps

she has a very nice smile and is very pretty when she's happy. too bad she's normally sad and her sad expression is manly

Paulies parents wasted all that money to send him to rutgers and hes a fucking dj
He couldnt be anymoee of a stereotype
I hope corey turns on him so bad

er britney

literally perfect

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PAULIE HATES FRANK BECAUSE HES DERRICKS FAVORITE PLAYER
IT ALL MAKES SENSE
DERRICK MOLESTED PAULIE
PAULIES TAKING IT OUT ON FRANK
PRESS LIKE FOR RESPECT

If I made my audition video just me doing dumb impressions of the idiots on BB18 and generally making fun of how shitty this season is do you think they would give me a call?

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>they went up by one

thank you for voting. I promise I'm not logging your shit I actually have to pay to have an account to that site for my work so if anyone is datamining you it isn't me. feel free to research the site and if you don't like them don't vote

your autism may prove entertaining so maybe.

Me fuckin' too. It was great, right?

I'll even let /bb/ write the script for some of my impressions

I think her grumpy face is cute too.

good thing slutgers is a shitty state school and he went in state so it was very cheap

remember how gung-ho paul was to get out the vets?

>thinking week 1 bullshit matters

Are corey and nicole voting out day or nah?

it probably has the best episodes. live feeds brings in a whole different argument but those episodes are what they strive for now. I wish I had a way to watch the feeds, some user said he has the BBAD for that season but he never posted them and I want them so bad

quick, name 3 other players who were win his alliance and agreed

They have talked about it but currently they are too stupid to realize they need to team up with Frank. Plenty of time for them to change tho

>absinthe
>edgelord

wasn't me

to be fair, every newbie is retarded. they all wanted to work with the vets because they all thought they'd be the only newbie working with the vets. now we're here and none of them are smart enough to think future or past, only present, and the vets are running everything

I would love to see those feeds. Dan fucking around, Frank and Boogie banter. Sounds gold.

I just have the million youtube clips to watch in 4 minute intervals but I want them from him to just throw them on to watch while fish are on.

This season would be so much better now if it started with 3-4 alliances rather than the 2. production fucked up thinking each vet would act like a coach

z, vic, jozea, 3 people who havent/didnt do shit

>every newbie is retarded

>when Paulie is running the game

The conversations this cast literally just sounds like some random people making small talk at a bus stop, they have no chemistry at all. And have nothing interesting about them

>when Paulie is running the game

>""""""""""""""running""""""""""""""""" the game

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That was until all his allies went out the door back to back to back.
He's playing to survive right now

Plus it seems like they never show FBT.

Absolutely. Not only that, but the vets they brought back this season were iffy to being with. James is pure entertainment value, I'd say Nicole too considering she wasn't a huge /threat/ as a competetor in her season. Day appeals to the cat ladies, Frank was a beast in his season and got fucked over in the end. I think they should have brought back more notable vets that made more of an impact on their individual seasons anyway.

>no Big Brother funerals this season
Why even bother?

He's literally franks whipping boy

What if they give frank the coup d'etat next week

This is actually true, this is my first season of Big Brother, where should i start ?

Big brother 2 for sure it's good all the way through

Season 2.

when are James and Natalie gonna fuck

Dropping s18 to do it now then

You guys have shit taste in big brother

Pauly is best boy and Michelle is best girl.

How to fuck can any of you like Tiff after that cringefest before almost getting evicted.

are you watching the live feeds because your argument makes sense if you're not.

they put a group of people that have never watched BB and a group of people that have. that immediately drew a line and it created an 8 person alliance and there is no way in hell you can try to tell me an 8 person alliance is entertaining.

that's why bb14 was so interesting. it started with fewer people which is better because no huge alliances and it divided them in 4. then they threw the coaches in which completely fucked up the alliances ever more. huge early alliances are cancer

BB2
BB12
All Stars
BB14
BB10

best seasons imo

>swapping houseguest

these retards

get the fuck out.

>she's never tweeted @ian for hanging out