Lets get a green text/store thread going about when you have found passed out or drunk girls at partys

lets get a green text/store thread going about when you have found passed out or drunk girls at partys.

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>be me
>never have been invited to a party

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>be me
>Go to party
>Did not act like a fag or a douche
>had consensual sex with nice chick
>no drama just a good time

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>be me
>dying of cancer
>only a few months to live
>invited to HS party out of pity
>only one not drinking
>chemo
>dumb broad passes out an hour in
>they carry her to the guest room
>5min I go in
>rape her
>took photos
>hung them up at school
>life is ruined so I'm taking this whore with me
>yolo

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counterfeit and homosexual

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MODS

>be me
>raep

>be me
>circa 1976
>fucked my dog

>bee me
>giant cock
>fuck pussi
>ayyy

Pics or it didnt happen

Read last line....

No drama. You fags make everything too complicated. Its just that simple. Man up and don't be a douche.

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>be me
>12 yrs old
>go to New York
>Pewdiepie book signing
>Marzia is there
>Hug her
>grabs her ass

>college
>very much a beta guy
>house I rent a room in is a duplex
>two addresses one building
>I live in the upstairs
>we share the basement with the downstairs
>the downstairs guys through house parties in the basement and give us part of the profit as we are sharing in the risk
>I'm 21 and have a surplus of cash
>I don't buy booze for parties, but buy it for myself and occasionally get tapped to sell what I have during the party as shots
>sell a handle of rum and a bottle of cinnimon whiskey a shot at a time in the same night.
>absurd amount of profit, and as the person distributing alcohol, seem to become more attractive to the ladies
>several girls buy me a shot as they buy themselves shots
>Pretty sloshy by night's end
>Head upstairs, find a girl passed out on the stairs
>Try to get her to stand up.
>She's confused as fuck. It's impossible.
>The thought occurs to me that I could do whatever I want to this girl and no one would ever know.
>Push thought from mind.
>Look at her for a long time,
>Walk her to my room and then help her to lay down on a rug.
>Find a condom
>Put condom on, fuck her (pussy). If she is fighting getting fucked, bypass any help they offer.

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kek

i.imgur.com/OWdZDlF.jpg

>Be me
>Never went to parties in HS/college
>Studied instead
>Late night cramming for physics test
>Fall asleep halfway through
>Uncle rapes me while I'm passed out
Did I do it right, Sup Forums?

>be me
>throwing a party
>parents make me babysit my cousin
>13
>they don't know about the alcohol
>whatever
>parties started
>cousin drinks alcohol while I'm not looking
>passes out
>bring her to my room and lock the door
>continue partying
>early morning
>most people left
>go to my room sloshed
>cousin still asleep
>tight teen ass
>fuck her mouth
>pass out
>woke up to parents yelling
>cousin still had jizz on her face
>dicks out pants down

>be me
>not ugly
>know how to pick up girls
>have fucked about 1500 times
>4 MFF 3somes
>don't need to rape girls when they're passed out
You're all beta fucks. Then again, I'm still here posting on Sup Forums.

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pics or it didn't happen

If she didn't want to fuck every guy at the party, then she wouldn't have drunk so much.

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nigga being able to pick up girls is fun and all
being able to take full advantage of a bitch with no repercussions assuming you played it right, that's even sweeter, challenge yourself to stay out of the pokey

Girls just want to be raped

Why else would they dress like a slut, go to a crowded party filled with horny guys and get drunk

KEK AT JPG

Sure nigga sure

What's sex?

They don't want to get raped.

They *do* deserve to get raped, though.

Publicly I will always say what an awful thing it is for any girl to get raped, but privately I cheer. I honestly, truly want every girl to get raped at some point in her lifetime.

>You say that, but what about your sisters, user?

Them, too.

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>lets get a green text/store thread going about when you have found passed out or drunk girls at partys.

It's refreshing to see an user admit to the only way he will ever get sex.

How come?

Nice to know where the cancer on Sup Forums is coming from.

Just because an user gets sex this way doesn't mean it's the only way he will ever get sex.

I lost my virginity fucking a passed out girl a party, but later had multiple girlfriends and now am engaged.

I know because I raped her

Some little filly broke his heart.

A girl walked into my dorm room drunk and disoriented. She acted like she knew me and I walked her out into the hallway and then took her into the stairwell and laid her down and pissed on her. Left her there

Rape should be legal

>be sophmore in highschool
>at house party
>one of the hottest blondes (senior) in school is there
>4am rolls around and people start to either leave or just pass out in random places
>go to use bathroom
>doors locked and i just hear wooping and cheering from inside
>eventually the door opens
>4 football team bros walk out laughing
>hot blonde is all wet and in bathtub passed out and shit self
>look closer
>shes covered in piss
>bro dudes golden showered her
>run out and go home
>next day everyone from school knows
>mfw

Because I'm kind of a piece of shit and hate women. I love seeing them made powerless.

If rape was legal girls would dress more conservatively and drink less around men.

Oh, so Mommy issues

If rape was legal the crime rate would drop significantly

>>have fucked about 1500 times

If rape was legal half of you wouldn't be virgins

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If rape was legal I'd rape every day.

If rape was legal, plenty of girls wouldn't dress at all, because they'd be in a state of constant raped by every horny male with any proximity to her, including her father.

>his 1on1 to threesome ratio is 374-1
>he hasnt even had a foursome

what a fucking fag

If rape was legal I'd rape slutty kids walking home from school

I know some fagz looking for this

Pretty much, yep. But guys with mommy issues rape the fuck out of girls. Girls with daddy issues put themselves in situations where they can expect to be raped.

It's way better to have mommy issues.

If rape was legal bitches would stop whining to the police about rape

If rape was legal I'd rape so much my dick would be swollen

does any have that video

Moar!!

I rape was legal the birth rate would go up

Let's LEGALIZE rape

You mean, they'd be wearing burqas like...

If rape was legal I'd get raped by men and be too weak to rape any women

If rape was legal I wouldn't get so much hate immigrating to Germany.

If rape was legal, niggers would have to find some other illegal shit to get into

wtf, is that a real pic?

I don't see what the big deal is about rape. It's just a dick in your hole for a few minutes. It's nowhere near as bad as murder, cancer, or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick.

And really, women can't be raped since the vagina is designed to accommodate cock. Only men can be raped.

Rape isn't a big deal. It's just typical female exaggeration to get attention. They all fantasize about rape so they actually enjoy it. They just want to trade in their "victim" status for clothing and jewellery and don't want to give sex away for free.

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If rape was legal woman would learn their place

If rape was legal you wouldn't go to jail for raping

I don't really get the thinking. I mean, I love to treat women like sluts, but raping them? Feels better to make them want you.

if rape was legal id be out of business, m i rite?

Might be bait but anyway.

Just because something CAN be done doesn't mean it should. Humans are designed to be plenty of things that have many negative repercussions to them.

And as for rape, you're right that murder is worse but rape is still pretty bad. It can lead to diseases, pregnancy, and is almost always associated with violence.

There is literally nothing wrong with pineapple on pizza

What a faaaaaag

actually, i heard this is a good way to revive a person when they pass out... thanks for the educational pic user

>I rape was legal

Found the trump voter.

jerked off on my mom a few times, after her divorce and she was dating, she would come home drunk and pass out sometimes, other times she would bring a guy home and when he left I would jerk to her passed out naked

It's rape as soon as she says it's rape... i fuck my wife while she sleeps all the time... she prefers it that way.

>making things about politics when literally nobody cares

found the liberal

>best friend in high school is a really good looking popular girl
>I am a loser but we have been friends forever
>she takes me to a part with her
>popular guy who threw the party tries to get with her
>I am cockblocking him
>he gets me and her really drunk
>I have to sit down
>he starts leaving with her into his room where he is for sure going to rape her
>I try to protest but instead just throw up all over myself
>She starts making a big deal about getting me cleaned up so the guy gets some clothes I can barrow and takes me into the bathroom
>I am barely awake and he is pulling my shirt off, then my pants, then I feel him feeling my cock
>He is squeezing my cock and asking me why I am not getting hard
>Tells me he would be fucking my faghag girlfriend if I didn't throw up
>says he should just fuck me and starts trying to push into my hole
>he can't get it in and instead just beats off and blows his load on me.
>he manages to get some shorts on me and throws a clean shirt at me and leaves.

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No, you didn't; I voted trump. I was commenting on your lack of education. Found the assuming twelve year old.

If I was married to you, I'd prefer it that way too, but with Rohypnol.

I'm sorry you made such a bad decision.

>14 years ago, GF and I are early 20s
>GF has hot MILF friend that is mid 30s
>We go out to dinner and she comes back to our apartment to have drinks
>We drink and bullshit for a few hours
>I'm tired and go to bed
>MILF tells GF she is too drunk to drive home, asks to crash on our couch
>GF comes to bed
>A few hours later I get up to get some water
>Pass by couch and MILF is ass-up on the couch with no panties and dress hiked up
>Resembles pic
>I guess she decided to masturbate and passed out during
>Pull comforter over her and shake her to wake her up
>She is out cold.
>Check that GF is asleep. She's out too
>Go back and pull comforter back. Play with pussy a bit.
>Keep upping the ante
>Eventually get to the point where I am fucking her
>She is slightly moaning
>Can tell she is orgasming from pulsating pussy
>Cum in her, felt so great
>Get towel and wiper her up
>Try to get pictures, but phone cameras were literal potatoes then
>Pull down dress, pull up comforter
>We go out to breakfast in the morning
>Was hot as fuck sitting across from her
>I tried to engineer that same situation a few times again but never worked out

lmao I wasn't OP, look who's making assumptions now

So if it felt better to rape, then you'd rape? I mean I'm a rapist but I do it because it's the right thing to do , not because it "feels better". You disgust me.

Sounds legit.

does anyone have more from this set?

Do you also play with dynamite in your spare time?
I mean cheating on your girlfriend while overseas is one thing but you're a different kind of risky.

>Volunteer to carry 18 year old back to her dorm room down the hall.
>rub her vulva through her yoga pants

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Yeah, but I'd only rape you.