ITT: Post a perfect album

Explain to others how their given album is not perfect.

Here Come The Warm Jets

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I'm a whiney unreciprocated male

ooh look at me. Im so sad. fucking weak.

28 minute album is somehow half filler

this is a horrible critique. nothing says "too pleb to get it" more than this

desu i fucking love pink moon. I m just trynna show on what grounds someone would dismiss it

its 1972 and im not listening to the radio

It's too short

>inb4 It Ain't Easy

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but that's what it makes it perfect

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first song is the best song and the rest of the album is a disappointment comparatively

perfect album

right here boys

Made by Kanye.

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Hard mode: no Happy Family

You have me beat.

Know
Rock and Roll Suicide
too long

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Okay sure because it's 2009 and real cool to hate on Kanye while totally disregarding his undeniable musical talent

All king crimson's discography and LIZARD is the record you pick?
Anyway it's too derivative of their earlier albums while not surpassing them.
Lizard is by far the best track and it really would have been better if they just made a 4 track Lizard EP
Even Islands stands out to me more because of its whole chamber/jazz fusion thing going on.

The only talent Kanye possesses is self-promotion.

I can't stand Nick's voice
Filler is a thing and Money doesn't fit at all

ItAOtS: Sound like a parody of itself for half the album.
How is Know the worst track?

Beautiful I fucking forgot the image again

Honestly I'd take Cirkus and Lady if the Dancing water over Schizoid Man and Moonchild any day

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boring guitar part that's repetitiveness is grating because of its simplicity and uninspired lyrics
i fucking love that album, but that song pisses me off every time

orchestral tracks add nothing to the album, just like every other album that uses them and isn't classical
all industrial would have been perfect but I don't get why thirlwell feels the need to put that shit everywhere, soundtrack tier composing that shouldn't be there

as read by dane cook