I'm glad to share the method i found to contact Aliens, I mean, the aliens that orbit Earth. >you have to make sure you drank enough water today. >you have to wear warm clothes. >you must hold any metalic object that fits in your hands >wear shoes or whatever separates your bare feet from the floor.
Okay, here comes the best part: >Open a window or go outside. >Say this: "klog bauchl tl" If you pronounce it correctly, one race of aliens contact you in your native language. Don't be afraid, you'll hear it but it doesn't mean they're down here. I'm still trying to see them. Post your experiences, please. Peace.
Jason Green
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Ryan Sullivan
So how exactly does one pronounce "klog bauchl tl"?
Kayden Garcia
How can I record it and share here?
Nolan Smith
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Jordan Smith
Fuck if I know. Why not just spell it out phonetically?
Aiden Parker
>klog bauchl tl
Jace Flores
voccaroo nigger. idk if thats how its spelled
Connor White
sounds really fake and gay though, just saying
Jeremiah Ward
Or you can just join The Order Of Dagon like a normal faggot,or become a Chuthulu/Aziroth cultist
Camden Torres
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Ian Butler
dumb jigaboo hurry the fuck up before you get killed/vanned you cuck
Camden Brown
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Leo Brooks
I'm trying here
Carter Bennett
Almost didn't do it cuz I didn't want my neighbors to think I'm a fag but holy shit it worked they beamed gay porn into my search history and there is no other way it could have gotten there what do you guys think they are trying to tell me?
Leo Jones
I have some legit greentext stories to share, but they're not pretyped out.
