Hi Sup Forums, I'm a 27yo virgin, never had a relationship and have slowly lost all my friends over the years...

Hi Sup Forums, I'm a 27yo virgin, never had a relationship and have slowly lost all my friends over the years. On the path to wizardhood, how should I continue and what should I focus my wizardly powers on?

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Go to titty bar and get a stripper to give you a hand job to start out slow and work your way up to fucking an escort on the reg.

I'm in the same situation. Just forget about it, people are trash anyway. Especially women.

Same age, same situation. Focus on becoming a success. Unlike women, men bloom with age, there is still hope yet. Then again, I'm a total sperg and could be wrong.

In the age of craigslist prostitutes...

make money, get fit, take roids

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Go to sleep, Jin.

True, but you are genetically coded to need sex. Even if you don't want to be a functional member of society, emptying your balls deep down a bitch will help you.
Just stop being a pussy and pay a whore. Even a bad bj >>> best fap

This is how I want to feel but fuck women are cute. I've been hitting on my friend's ex, but I only found out they broke up like 3 months after. She already got a new boyfriend but he lives at least 3 - 4 hours away.

Anyways, she gave me her number weeks ago and asked me out to a movie recently. All after telling me she's pretty serious with her recent boyfriend(I asked about it).

[spoiler]I'm not sure how to process this at the moment, but I'm still going to see my damn movie. Also 24 on to the path of being a wizard here.[/spoiler]

OP, you don't really care. The only reason you're posting here is because of societal norms and peer pressure. If you wanted to have sex you would've done so a long time ago, be it through a relationship, or by paying a prostitute.

28 year old virgin wizard in training here;

if you are fully committed to the wizarding cause then your top priority is to stay away from attractive females. Notice I didn't say stay away from females PERIOD.

Here's why: if you completely abstain from female interaction, the urge to bang them rises. So if you go into seclusion for 6 months and emerge to the sight of a female, instincts take over and the banging commences, usually without consent.

However, if you keep ingesting small dosages of female interaction, the urge to bang will not be as potent. The trick is to stay away from the attractive ones, the ones that make you think "god i really wish she had my dick in her at this moment". If you surround yourself with that kind of interaction, instincts will take over and the banging commences, usually without consent.

Keep a few not so attractive females in your life. People who's first thought in your mind when you think about them aren't "god i really wish she had my dick in her at this moment".

What you should focus your wizarding powers on is communicating your findings/studies/etc with other wizards. The best way to improve the understanding of wizardy is to document all instances of it as detailed as you can be.

The closer you get to becoming a wizard with these steps, you can be sex-free well beyond your 30's and not even bat an eye if you see an attractive female walking by.

Good luck user!

>Even a bad bj >>> best fap
that is not true at all.

It'll help me do what exactly? Not everyone is wired to want sex believe it or not.

What this guy said.

I was just like you OP, and kind of still am. I'm not a virgin anymore since 22 but I have no friends and don't really look for sex anymore. Once in a while when my boss and I are on business trips and staying at hotels we would pick up some local sluts at a bar, or he would buy us escorts. He also has this chubby chick he dominates that comes when he calls to suck us off, I dare not try to fuck her though.

If you want sex just pay a prostitude.

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Jojo from the OPs picture. Ive wanted to fuck JoJos titties for so long. Glad shes a tease these days. Always snap chatting her tits imgur.com/GeaVOdo

These are good tips.

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yet another fag thinking that virginity is an illness.

sometime after 30 you just realize that it's not.

just focus on your wealth, health and education.

don't be one of those fagets who turn 40 and rant about:
- wasting virginity to a random hooker and not even enjoying it
- wasting your best years with fake friends searching for a random slut to fuck regularly (aka your stupid idea of "gf")
- having almost no good memories of your best years because you were obsessed with porn, vidya and anime and never enjoyed a mountain walk, a bike trip, learning a foreign language, mastering carpentry or cooking or some other nice thing

Why the fuck does everyone say this? Fucking a herpes ridden slag isn't the same as feeling the love of a real girl.

>Why the fuck does everyone say this?

because our society has degenerated in less than a few decades.

sex has become an entertainment thing for bored people, and does not anymore have anything to do with pure love.

Amen to everything you said, my friend.