You see this in the woods, what do?

You see this in the woods, what do?

Check my map, clearly I'm going in circles.

Hit it than call police

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feed it some eggs

Why would you call the police you fucking narc?

Punch Mike in the face for throwing the map in the river.
Hand Heather a few Kleenexs for her runny nose.
Scream at the top of my lungs for Josh.

Bury my face in the corner and wait for my turn....

shit... where's the other one?

>mfw

Then they find your dna's on the body.

You gonna go to jail you moron.

call 911 and let em know of nigger shenanigans.

Run away.

Dead bodies are scary.

>You gonna go to jail you moron.

Keep walking, cannot define cause.

mfw I know what you talking bout

#1 answer on the board is!?!
topkek

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Nice dubs
Check em

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Reporting it to the police seems like the best action. Someone is probably looking for this poor woman.

It's, at most, a loss of property.

Is she still warm or no?

Probably, it warrants further investigation.

Josh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are you Josh!!!?????

Yell So We Can Hear You Josh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Press (X) to JOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck her

check if still warm

If yes, plow town

If no, plow town

I think hes over there in that crumbling house with the hand prints of children all over it. Ill ring the doorbell. You keep the camera running, Heaather.

bring home and feed her corpse to the pigs

well fuck it, of course.

bump

Look around then check just to be sure shes unconscious or dead.

"Heather shhhh...... I heard a bump or something......... .....Josh is that you!!!!!!??? Josh!!!!!!??????"

How are we back at Coffin Rock again!? We've been walking for hours, Mike!!" Give me the map.....

*bumps become rhythmic*

Fuck, what are these piles of rocks out front of our tent Mike? Fuck its cold, you got the camera running? I wanna record this.

Don't worry about the rocks, just act normal and we can make a quick buck.

Whyd you kick the map into the river Mike!!?? I couldve found a way out Mike!!!?? Now we're fucked, no food left, no water...... And Heathers still recording !! Why the fuck are you still recording Heather? Dont we have enough for your little fucking documentary!!?? HELP!!!! SOMEONE!!!! HELLLP!!!!!

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check if has dick. no? leave.

>w-why are you doing this?

Has cock. Still warm. Signs of life present but fading.

>take a picture
>post it on Sup Forums
>ask what to do
>dubs decide
How new are you?

Try to control my erection.

Check for money and go away. She's already dead. Let her family report disappearance, I dont want to answer questions if I havent done anything but finding it

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Take a selfie with it and post it on Sup Forums like a millenial

lmao

poke it with a stick for a while then take some photos. Then call police.

jab it with a pointed stick

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