Guys I'm handing out my resume today. What kind of job do you think I'm gonna get?

Guys I'm handing out my resume today. What kind of job do you think I'm gonna get?

jewish maid

prostitute

one of the shittiest resume ive ever seen

University of Guelph

High school gym teacher

>excellent communicator
codeword for "talks a lot of shit and gets nothing done"
>High school Job. Learned to feed animals and work in team
no stop at the end, no complete sentences.
>Skills "Computers"
wtf. be a little more specific?
you're one of those pro windows users with 50 links on desktop i guess.
>putting gaming first
what do i even say to that.
leave it out or make it the last point of your hobbies

3/10, wouldn't hire.

This. If you actually want a job you'll redo that, OP.

This resume is NOT good op. You CAN'T be serious. Fix this shit. Show it to a councilor or a teacher or someone at fucking Kinko's. Take it to a library for fucks sake. Burn this piece of shit and start over. SMFH...

i forgot my recommendation for you:
flip burgers.

OP too underskilled for McDonalds
OP only offers 4 skills.

Best job for OP:
Bleach tester

what an excellent, excellent communicator

>What kind of job
do you think you're going to have a job with this trash ?

...

>> bleach taster
Fixed it for you.

Forgot to put I'm applying for a project manager position at a local engineering firm

Definitely not. Don't put a 2.5GPA in

You need more supervisory experience and definitely experience in the field prior to and understand the process. I'd suggest looking internships.

However, HOLY SHIT EXCELLENT COMMUNICATION

Fuck it. It looks great OP

I did supervisor stuff at Huskies should I add supervisor stuff?

so lie man. Just say you're a professional gamer. Gamer makes you look dumb.

The only job you may get is one you don't hand that piece of shit in.

a shitty, entry-level position with no future