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fate edition

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like to keep mine in the fridge ngl

my body odour has started to smell like vagina
pretty mad ngl

don't dare get a twitter incase someone doesn't like what I write and I get arrested lads

Aldi is fucking great

reminder that interracial couples have been going on in britain for a hundred years and that theres only really 8 real white people left in britain

>tfw you're driving with a HGV behind you and have to break harshly

Smug swarthy brit face :3

gabber

Why didn't you save her, /brit/?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4297240/Girl-16-hanged-end-online-bullying-torment.html

>Tfw one grandma was Irish, other 3 grandparents were English

Feels bad being 25% white

because of her piggy nose

Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?

one is me

*squeezes her nose*
honk honk

how is cyber bullying real

what a shame, one drop of Irish and your maths skills go to shit

What's with this thing of calling him "Drumpf"?
I suspect r*ddit's work is responsible for this.

Just read that rochdale council has imposed a ban on swearing, with a penalty of £100 in place. I mean... I'm not usually one to rant about muh islamification ray guns. but that place is pretty much turning into saudi arabia, no? sweeping child rape under the table, banning swearing. why is this allowed? why isn't the entire council removed and replaced?

google the story yourself

I'm eleven years older than her plus her dad would probably twat me even if my intentions were good.

Why aren't you learning Anglish yet /brit/?

anglish.wikia.com/wiki/Main_leaf

Maybe it's youu..
Maybe it's mee...

>Trump takes the piss out of Jon Stewart for changing his last name to sound less Jewish
>Turns out trumps ancestors did the exact same thing so they could sound less German
>Starts making the hats in pic related

30 minute commute
4 hours of work
Lunch with the office
4 hours of work
30 minute commute
Dinner with the gf
Sit on my phone for 3 hours
Go to sleep

you're basically the same age as me. i dont come here very often any more, i feel like everyone here is way younger than me. i never partake in meme culture. what do you come here for? i feel like the majority of people here are socially stunted 16-20 year olds

>welcome home sire

what do?

hey gang

I can't even get angry at shit like this anymore i just want the maddness to stop

alri

what's up gamers it's me turtlemong

FOY

always make sure you have enough space and distance to get out the way of a potential collision before you come to a stop behind the vehicle in front

Nowhere else to go, been posting daily since I was 19. There's a few other older lads on here, especially Sup Forums and Sup Forums. Don't bugger off anywhere, comforting to know you're here.

Hola

This, even if you mean well you'd just look like a nonce helping depressed kids.

I'm 23 and I'm here because /brit/ threads are a constant between all the changing threads on other boards.

Make them all unemployed

eat muh beaver

yo mothah fuckahs i'm from tha mean streetz of compton and i don't like sissay brid boyz!

hi
post more cats

sweet dreams are made of these

drinking a VERY good cup of tea lads. colour, temperature, thickness, mug. nice when everything comes together.

bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04w981p
start from 1h. 42 min.s 30 sec.s
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08gwd5k#play
sounds like it's becoming the next police–state.

Wow lad
You sure told me
I guess I'll never post here again
Oh man what a zinger
How will I ever recover
Geeze oh man

*gets HIV*
*dies*

*hakks your path*

my gf gets so nervous before sex that she accidentally farts

got a fart fetish but I don't know how to tell my bf

Me in the centre

looks like riley nixon

but only black men have willies that big

>tfw 6x5
>tfw khv

Ah yes I'm sure women measure cocks before sex and jot it down in their little notepads.

I literally just came here to post about that rochdale story, because I know this is a place where british people congregate. I've been posting almost as long as you. it's only in the last year i've started replacing /brit/ and Sup Forums with other hobbies and interests. i just don't get the same enjoyment out of it i used to i dont know if it's because i am getting older, or the demographic of people posting here is getting worse. can't pin point it

girls don't know anything about willy size

>tfw missed out on sex last night because she ran out of room on her notepad

*jots down notes about how rubbish /brit/'s willy is*
hmm...

>girls don't know anything about willy size

>just go up to her and talk to her user, you two would go together great!
>How do I know? Because I went out with her a few months ago, remember?

it's all they talk about with their friends

redpill me on the fuccboi haircut

lied to some slag that my knob was 8x6 and she still put it in the notebook lmfao

Turkey are financing a new city to be built in Syria for 50,000-100,000 refugees to return to syria and live in

Why aren't we doing this? Send them all back

fund the gf's willy notebook
added up all the data, seems im above average lads

potato farmers in here might be interested in this

m.phys.org/news/2017-03-indicators-potatoes-mars.html

they still don't know anything about them
they think 6 inches is 8

thanks for the relevant link. provides a lot of clarity. absolutely ludicrous they would impose actual penalties that could apply to the general public for in his words "a handful of people we just want to move on"

just give them a restraining order from being in the city center. this is absolute madness.

>nahh dude she's not still into me at all, she got over me ages ago!
>Just talk to her, I heard she's looking to settle into a stable relationship soon

FOY

it's my wife's daughter's 15 birthday in April and she's asked for a new notepad, should I be worried?

...

O'Shite detected

deep shit going down on the darkweb /brit/ lads, you don't wanna miss out on this

Shan't be doing that

>dem fucking brows

LOL

STATE

Good to know. Give us a shout when humans can travel there.

>visited a couple of 'sites to investigate
>articles clearly written in an obviously biased manner
>it was all modern–liberal tantrums, shitfits and baseless insults

enough.

might get myself a tortoiseneck shirt desu

fancy a new bottleneck top lads

>Those brows
>That makeup
>That tattoo

looks like a better looking version of a stripper I dated for a while, they all wear makeup like this

Heard there is 85% less traffic, what is going on? Darkweb getting darker or something else?

>Hitler was evil

wrong he just wanted a better future for his people

This. Similarly it goes to the other extreme with pornstars. I've seen vids with them banging normal lads-probably around 6 inches-and afterwards going
>IT WAS 2 INCHES LMAO
Because they're so divorced from reality

How new are you that you're only just now finding out about 'drumpf'?

What's going down?

t. don't know what's going down

>Just lose the glasses and get contacts mate. You'll look loads better and girls will approach you

krauts are not people

>Hitler imposed incentives for higher birth rates
>Never had kids
Huh this doth causeth me to pondereth

but he fucked it all up
first by plunging them into a war that destroyed the whole of europe
and then saddle germany with a guilt that has caused them to destroy europe all over again.

>a stripper I dated

>user, hows your love life?
>It sounds strange to say, but we've never heard you mention anyone

I very much like the Canadian Pepe in this pic, very comfy

Exceptional touch

I'm a girl.

I don't get updates every minute of every day to my phone (because it's from '09) like some do and I don't go for clickbait.
I thought it came from some Krauts up to no good $hilling.

Taking vitamin c for the placebo effect to stop me getting a cold and there's nothing you can do to stop me

prove it

You are half leb half Ethiopian, fuck off

model i dated is working for some big names right now

Haha yeah it was a bad time in my life.

Was on probation and she was always around some shady shit which did NOT please my PO lol her roommate was some massive smack dealer and she probably was fucking him on the side because he'd hook us up for "free" all the time