Open door

>open door
>find you're sister like this
wat do?

start cooking eggs

>take a photo
>close door
>post on Sup Forums
>go masturbate cause im some depressed beta loner virgin that makes stupid threads on Sup Forums

Turn over and fap over, blow load in hair.

>not in her pussy
You're doing it wrong.

>Observe the situation
>Notice she clearly is naked with her panties at ankles
>Shoes and jeans too
>See no shit, vomit or blood
>Possible rape
>Check pulse
>Call anbulance if she's unconscious because i'm not a faggot

Turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away

learn grammar user

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720 noscope semen in her pussy from the top of the sink

> cover with towel
> make coffee
> comfort
Profit

sharpie in pooper
cum allover
take pics
post

>Cover her with a blanket.
>See if responsive
>If unresponsive, call ambulance
>If responsive, carry her to her bed.

Anything else would be abusive and sick

INB4 "Moralfag"

>inb4 fagfag

finger her butt deeply then rub that finger in her nostrils and mouth

>close door

girl here thats rape

smell feet

nope

oh shit a girl party's over boys

Take a shit
Push her aside
Shower
Go to work

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Give eggs

thanks for educating me woman

Tits or gtfo

>Well, there you go sis. You keep embarrassing us every damn weekend.

Give myself an uppercut for not knowing when to use your or you're when writing

>find you are sister like this

But I don't want to be am sister like this?!

Lmao hahaha

lock the bathroom door, and have a great fucking time fucking her ofcourse

> educating
> woman
pick one

Wake up, and ask her what's happened...


Then fuck her right in the pussy

keK

You guys are complete fucking retards
>Assuming she is unconcious carry her into bed
>Cover her with blanked
>Put a glass of water on her nightstand
>Leave

Close the damn door and go back to sleep

Go back or seconds

Impregnate her, no one would suspect

Assuming that you went there to pee, go ahead and pee in the toilet. If she wakes up when you flush then help her to bed and climb in to keep her warm. Cum in her mouth.

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Wrong board for that moralfag lolol

I left this board in 2012 thinking the spirit of Sup Forums was gone.
I was wrong. Thanks.

You're in the wrong board then. Sup Forums is a comedy board lol

baiting is getting easy these days..

Not for me. You bit it lol

Only real answer

Faggiest answer. Shoulda moonwalked away

>Sup Forums is a comedy board lol
>being this new

> remove socks
> suck feet
> call ambulance

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my nigga

fugg her doot

hahaha! hadn't thought about that in a while.

>you have to eat these eggs

how you gonna call an ambulance when you're too busy sucking your own feet?

Newfag detected.

ok

you dont have to be beta virgin to know snap a photo. you probably have to be beta virgin to leave a DNA sample though.

Tell my mom that my sisters passed out drunk and from the looks of it shes a whore.

Sit back and watch the ass beating

Just climb aboard and take her for a spin...

>use her phone to take pictures
>update her Facebook profile for her

>see this thread and I go to vomit blood
>later I comes back and I see in the reality my sister on the floor
>I try to put my penis on his pussy
>but she start to shitting and my penis gets dirty
That's because I I like the girls 2D

is incest a real thing?

Beat the shit out of junkie theif bitch and call police because she is not allowed in my house

w-what

How can you exist as YOUR sister and YOURself at the same time?

dude wat

The sexy times will commence!

??

>Get ice cold water
>Pour ice cold water on head
>???
>Profit!

put her on a diet

That's the reason because I don't like the 3D girls

Simple

kek

Wonder when the fuck I got a sister.
Question memory.
Question reality.
Wonder if thing on floor is a trap by done malevolent entity.
Slowly lose mind.

Tits, time stamp, or GTFO.

How I be am covering with blanked?

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Wonder how I've had a sister my whole life and not known and why she is in my house. Then probably call 911.

Never admit to being female on here.

>trying to become pasta

>implying that's actually a female

>his pussy

call daddy

turn 2160, grab my crotch with my gloved hand i, go "hoooooo!" and moonwalk away

fagfagmoralfaggot kyssssssssssssssssssss

you don't belong on this board,you fucking piece of shit. this board is for degenerates only

fpbp

>Then probably call 911.
only one user.

not touch her because she has herpes

Nice

>see if shes conscious
>If not spread butt and take pictures
>finger a little bit
>jerk off
>put her panties back on for her
>shirt next
>pick her up put her in bed
>continue day with newfound fap material

Fuck er

Chaotic good monfrier

>girl here

get bleach and scrub toilet, then leave, go to work

>moonwalk away
Fucking Topkek

>Dat blanked

share pics on vola r/9yvvcfnw

Lick her feet

impregnate

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