I'm meeting up with my ex tomorrow after over a year apart

I'm meeting up with my ex tomorrow after over a year apart.

What do?

Tell her you've joined a cult.

don't call it a cult THOUGH.

I looked to my right and the first words I saw were "Stay Protected"

Slap her in the face with your cock.

What do you think is going to happen? How's your relationship been post breakup?

Rape is the only option, but you know that already.

Dont forget to get some condoms just in case.

Pro tip: dont meet her

Thanks for the info lads.

Haven't spoken to her at all nor have I dated anyone else.

Seen her around and heard from friend she had a boyfriend about a month after we split up until Novemberish time.

Any particular reason?

are you me

Possibly in an alternative universe.

Explain user.

Who set up the meeting?

Are you looking for anything out of this meet-up

I did.

I'm looking to get to know her again and ask how she's been.

Plus I haven't had sex in over a year and my balls are ache.

I met my ex some time ago. Was an all out dick. Never wants to see me again. Easy solution

Not a good idea... You're gonna burn yourself

Same

What do you mean?

Sounds like you want her. Unless you broke it off with her, you ain't gonna get any unless she's in between cocks

>sticking your dick where someone else's dick has been
OP, you're better than this. If she found someone new that fast, it's not worth it.

>Unless you broke it off with her

I did and I feel like it was a mistake.

Fill up your pockets with spaghetti

/thread

Kek