Any sexual encounters with celebs ? Share your stories Sup Forums

Any sexual encounters with celebs ? Share your stories Sup Forums

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Who is this?

Everyone ready for a thread full of BS? OP sure seems to be!

None of us on here has ever touched a woman that way, let alone an attractive or famous one.

the band skinny puppy fucked me once.
I drove 2 hours for a show and they cancelled it.

I fucked Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift in a 3some. Highlight was the double footjob.

I met Shawn Michaels at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Shawn Michaels shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big HBK fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Shawn was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Shawn Michaels and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

I sucked Aaron Funk's dick.
(Yes I am female)

Simon Amstell sucked my cock.

kek

You aren't female until u post tits with timestamp phaggot

Sucked Rick Astleys cock on multiple occasions.
Tasted salty.

I tit fucked Ann Frank and her dad.

Yeeeeah I don't care how much bullshit this story is, if you can pull out a convincing one ill be very happy

that poppy

This is actually believable

Poppy

I've hugged Mandy Moore
I haven't fucked anyone famous though

eww

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

nope.
I've traveled the US for years and been in 37/50 states and haven't even met a celeb or seen one in person.
no big whoop.

danish pop singer katie keller.
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I met boxxy at a party in Burbank last year. We ended up fucking. it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over my dick, and violently queefed at the end.

Sup Forums should start a celeb wiki with alternative facts

Alternative facts. I like it.

>ThatPoppy
>no sinclair or mars argo
mars argo > poppy

My Aunt dated and fucked Jim Carrey. She brings it up all the time since she got super involved with her career and never got married/had kids.

facebook photo of same.

Fucked Gillian Anderson in 1997 after an awards show in Germany.

Natural redhead, very sweet tight pussy and loves to cuddle.

Use to run a dungeon in Hollywood so I know the habits of a lot of famous people. David Carradine and Morgan Freeman have a lot in common.