How do I succeed in life?

How do I succeed in life?

kill self

No pham

I said success

Killing self ain't success

Make sweet sweet love with JESUS.

JESUS wants your semen for breakfast in heaven

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'til you do suck seed.

You cannot succeed without succ

This. There's no goal to life, so you cannot succeed. The closest thing you can get to success is ending it. I would have done it myself, but I'm a coward.

Succeed with a live hanging

Be a top lad

By making your own luck,and knowing lots of people

>How do I succeed in life?
Sleep on a magical vaginal invisibility blanket every night

stop being a faggot and the world is yours for the taking

By asserting your own ideals and values for yourself and living by them.

Depends on what you think success is.

Fuck a chicken

Don't, world will crush you
Do

You have to first define success.

step 1:
get off /b

Pick one thing. Do that thing all day every day. Eventually you'll be good enough to sell yourself or your skill. Don't stop. Ever.

Learn a trade, like hamburgers

you're in Sup Forums, you already lost the game