Blue moon you saw me standing alone

Blue moon you saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own

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Hey, sllllllllllllllllut.

How'd the meetup go? I heard you pussied out in the fear of being shanked. Lol

incorrect, but hello there

wut

What's good?

hanging out, still not all that much to do until the 6th, i went shopping with a friend that's staying over for a few weeks since his parents are going to florida and didn't want him to come with them or stay at the house alone because they don't trust him for some reason

yourself?

How do you fags know eachother

I could never fuck a guy because I can't fuck something I respect

telepathy

Fruitcakes have probably know eachother for years. Met on some gay little forum. Now they just talk about their dicks all the time and pay artists to draw them fucking eachother

Not a damn thing, right now. Should go do something.

Upgraded gaydar.

what to do, though

Did it really have to take this long for you to make a thread?
Thanks a shit bunch anyway

Up

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I can always go practice Paragon. Or go assemble those minis I bought over Black Friday.

Jesus

Yes, because I was asleep.

both sound like good choices. i'm not playing until tomorrow when the update comes, at least it usually gets put out at 9am EST so i'm awake when it's done
what sort of minis did you get

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But I have to go to sleep now. Damn it

fekin lold :D :D

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Got 2 armies for Dark Age for half price.

I'm still in practice mode for the new map, because I rarely play. Just getting tired of D3 and the For Honor beta ended today.

That's what you get for being in the wrong part of the world.

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Yeah well
At least I have a foreskin

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neat, i haven't heard of the title though. what is it?

i'm in the top 0.2% of players right now, if you've got any questions or want to know anything i can help you out. practice is good though, you're playing coop vs ai or pvp?

kek

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Okay.

Sci-fi miniatures game set on a wasteland planet humanity was using for illegal research, and then abandoned everyone there when the jig was up. Was heavily inspired by Brom's artwork.

Vs AI. I've got 3 games total under my belt on the new map. The AI is so fucking aggressive now, though. Makes it a little hard to dick around and get used to things.

namesync.

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sounds kinda neat.

oh you think they're aggresive now? they aren't even optimized for the map, tomorrow they're optimizing the bots a lot more and are making them harder from what i could tell from patch notes, these aren't silly baby League of Legends bots anymore

tfw you will never put profligates on crosses for Caesar

lmao

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do it for your pimp instead, he called by the way

ahhhh shit what'd he want

That would be fine if you were doing something like trying out a new build, but when I'm trying to learn the map or a character for the first time, I don't need 3 bots rushing constantly.

Are you drunk?

I want ice cream.

>tfw you will never tell caesar to beware the ides of march

>tfw rome will never be great again
god is cruel

Nope.

I want waterdog boypussy.

Fishdog is not for sexual.

I respectfully disagree.

Oh shit now I do too

Neither will America

America is already great again.

more boypussy on the street, namely yours
and apparently you're supposed to charge extra now for oral

yeah i know what you mean, they should add a difficulty setting for it or something. i think it will be alright though, just takes a little time. go into a solo vs ai match and just walk around and learn the map, the bots wont do anything to you if they can't see you

Boo.

Also someone give me $5000
I need it for a thing

Geez I can only work so many hours.

How much extra? Surely not more than anal.

what thing I'll think about it

oob

Why would they censor such a cute little cock?

japanese laws are not very logical

Pillars of Eternity is coming out and you can make a pirate crew

no, he just said he wants you specifically charging 20% more

Okay maybe sometimes.
it's so good ;;

I heard there was a bunch of faggots in this thread

...they're making a new one?

I tried the original. Didn't buy it. I'm not terribly fond of it mechanically; I don't think translating DnD almost 1:1 into a video game is that great personally. Which reminds me I want to find people to play pathfinder or something with, I need a hobby other than melee.

Filthy PERVERT.

I hope he knows that extra cut isn't all going to him.

There will be once we clone you

There wasn't until you got here.

you should be the one to tell him that
since you know, he's your boss and all

the world isnt big enough for two of me.
>julian isnt a faggot
hes bigger than I am, also nef.

roastmind

He'll know about the same time his profit margins go up by less than 20%.

that looks pretty good, make sf a lore based elf priest

What? PRIEST? I EMBODY THE ARCANE

You're not THAT fat

I enjoyed it after they patched a few things. Certainly one of the better attempts

>Which reminds me I want to find people to play pathfinder or something with
I'd invite you to my group, but you'd ruin my carefully crafted persona (my precarious stack of lies)

No I wanted the pirate ship
I wanted Long Tongue Samjam and her scurvy band of sea dogs (which might be actual dogs idk)

>What? PRIEST?
Cause you touch little boys

you're a cock priest, heal people like that and when you REE out its basically the same as faith anger.

ur rite im not that fat
but im not that little either

as zealous faith*

the fuck is this post

I might try it again since I would literally lick obsidian's collective asshole to get them to do another star wars game.

And yeah I wouldn't cross the wires on that one my dude.

hey almost everyone I've ever slept with has been older than me except for the one chick and a 19 year old when I was 20

I take offense to this. I'm a slut slut, not a healslut.

I'm pretty sure sucking dicks heals people, that's how it works sf

are you high

oh I did get the links backward though

>not being 400 pounds

In which case it's like a bonus feat I have or something, not my class! I am the god of hellfire! I call upon and command dark magicks of unfathomable potency! FEAR ME!

Fuck that looks so tasty

No but I'm wondering if you are.

>I would literally lick obsidian's collective asshole to get them to do another star wars game
Their dev team changes over time, might not be a great idea nowadays

It's a defense mechanism to ward off kidnappers. They can't kidnap you if you weigh too much for them to move

I JUST LINKED BACKWARD YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIGURE THIS OUT KY

yeah honestly I just want chris avellone involved but I'm pretty sure he left which is the saddest shit of all time

THIS IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER THE FALLOUT NEW VEGAS INTRO

you cant be a mage in the crusade your zealous fervor can help though.
be a priest julian

Are you the chubby beaner with the foreskin?

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Stop improving Sinatra for me.

then during the crusade I will hide in a cave and cast hexes on the saracens from a distance.

Sorry, I don't interpret shitty mistakes.
I don't make mistakes, only happy accidents.

damn it julian

your children are always happy?

my magickal immensity will not be impeded by your earthly endeavors

Of course
I am an excellent parent

Aw I'm just taking the piss out of ya. Peace and love