>Hear knock on door
>Open it
>See this
What do?
>Hear knock on door
>Open it
>See this
What do?
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He gets raped in this movie, right? I'd open the door just for that.
do a 360 and walk away
NO SOLICITORS
How can I say "no" to free pizza? It's free, right?
Ask how they feel about real lolita shit.
Fuck, I'd probably still do it. Lorenza Izzo is sooo good looking
moonwalk out of the house
>tell them they are only allowed if they get naked. they are all wet.
>fuck them right in the pussy.
>Keanu calmly explains to his wife that they forced him to do all that freaky sex shit and post stuff on facebook
>which is easily proved by completely vandalized house and his friend that goes missing
>his family forgives him instantly
>plays a victim cards on the media
>gets tons of exposure
>gets popular and expands his business, rich as fuck
>also got to fuck two hot young sloots
>tfw
how did he get overpowered again?
Lead them to my torture dungeon
Let them in, they couldn't ruin my life anymore than I already did
F R E E
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Do a 1080 and walk away
Invite them in and lock myself in my room until they leave.
it's happened before
>man playing victim
>expecting any sympathy
He raped them bro
>THOSE ARE MY DAUGHTERS TAKE THEM OFF
>Okay~ ;^)
Is this what heaven looks like?
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>Ana de Arma will never sit on your face
Why life
>be single
>act like you're married anyway to have a night of sex
>they post that shit on social networks the next day
>get high fives from everyone
Porn parody starring Lexi Belle and Sasha Grey when?
though that was lexi belle desu
lexi belle is a landwhale now, not that i'm complaining, but it wouldn't work for the part
Tell them they're at the wrong apartment. The party is where you hear the loud music coming from.
>been on no fap for the last 2 hours
>this webm is about to make me lose it
I could only watch it if it was Ana herself.
I'd literally clean the sweat off her body and shit off her anus with my tongue.
>Ana come in and take your clothes off
>other bitch fuck off and get lost
the other chick has man shoulders
meanwhile ana is feminine as fuck
Lexi does private cam shows for a 99 cents a minute now.
Director: Eli Roth
this kind of cam show?
youtube.com
look at this pleb right here
youtube.com
GUNGA GING GONG
lexi bell? more like a lexi taco lol!
absolute kino, I loved it
best eli roth movie
It ended with him buried and uploading their sextape on his facebook right
>"user, come on in, what are you so shy for?"
What do?
nobody deserves this shit to happen to them
well he didn't die at least
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He got free pizza.
>In an alternate ending, Evan arrives at the girls' house, putting on black gloves. He walks up to the house where the girls are inside torturing their latest victim. Upon hearing the sound of knocking they both tense up and ask: "Who's there?". What happens in terms of his wife and kids is left unknown.
Yes. He then tries headbutting the phone to turn it off, but accidentally "likes" the video.
WOW
>Having pictures of your kids on the wall that big.
I understand it's an art decision to show how much family means to him but how is he meant to get it on with his wife with three kids staring at him?
Turn the lights off.
What emotion is he conveying here? Good grief, even in public he's fucking wooden.
Ana is 10 times hotter than Lexi ever was.
is that blonde girl sexiest woman alive?
She is very cute, I like her golden eyes
.....link?
>not seeing the alternate ending where he goes John Wick on them
I want to marry her 2bh
let the blonde in
I'd rather open my door and see these two.
I used to call her low budget Lexi belle, she's cuter than Lexi in this pic.
>manvomiting.gif
Find an Asian man and make a human centipede
she's not holding up too well these days
any1 have a link to that
seeing a bitch fall apart makes me so hard
shes not fat anymore
Jesus Christ dat THICCCCCCCC
never trust 2 women.
theres a guy on /hc/ who cammed with her last night, shes lost the weight
I like her better desu
She already lost that weight and didn't even get dicked while looking like that. Talk about a fucking waste of a good opportunity.
jesus christ bros
They're there for the shot to further
accentuate the contrast between the psycho slut tainting the innocent ideal family home.
Pure kino
They blackmailed him at one point. Then he surprised the one girl and grabbed her, and she stabbed him with a fork in a shoulder that was already injured. Probably still should have been able to chokeslam her, but I think he was also a naturally nonviolent type and wasn't prepared to go HAM.
Plus he was probably hoping for some sexy femdom shit to happen. It ended up being pretty lame, I wish they had something better than loud music. Like a car battery hooked up to his testicles.
they would never have sex with me because i have tiny cock
nice user
post webms
Unzip my flies
SHOO SHOO, SEMEN DEMONS!
plebeians and their shit tastes, this wench is hotter than both of those tramps
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>He was raped, right?
No.
you don't get to dig friends
Ew is that a dude?
liking gorgons
nigga that bitch turns everything that is not my dick to stone. in the bad way
You think Ana's dad got a chub while watching this?
Let them in and give them a bowl of eggs
Probably hasn't stopped jerking to the thought of it since
blonde can come in... the ugly bitch on the right can get steppin
Is he upset? Is he striking a pose? Aren't they at the same table?
Examine their foot game. If acceptable permit them entrance.
I don't have a wife i don't give a shit.
i need to get into the movie buisiness so i can put myself in movies like this
Worst fetish, and I mean literally.
lmao
She has god tier tits.
You WOULD say that though, lmao