Hear knock on door

>Hear knock on door
>Open it
>See this

What do?

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He gets raped in this movie, right? I'd open the door just for that.

do a 360 and walk away

NO SOLICITORS

How can I say "no" to free pizza? It's free, right?

Ask how they feel about real lolita shit.

Fuck, I'd probably still do it. Lorenza Izzo is sooo good looking

moonwalk out of the house

>tell them they are only allowed if they get naked. they are all wet.
>fuck them right in the pussy.

>Keanu calmly explains to his wife that they forced him to do all that freaky sex shit and post stuff on facebook
>which is easily proved by completely vandalized house and his friend that goes missing
>his family forgives him instantly
>plays a victim cards on the media
>gets tons of exposure
>gets popular and expands his business, rich as fuck
>also got to fuck two hot young sloots
>tfw

how did he get overpowered again?

Lead them to my torture dungeon

Let them in, they couldn't ruin my life anymore than I already did

F R E E
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Do a 1080 and walk away

Invite them in and lock myself in my room until they leave.

it's happened before

>man playing victim
>expecting any sympathy

He raped them bro

>THOSE ARE MY DAUGHTERS TAKE THEM OFF

>Okay~ ;^)

Is this what heaven looks like?

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>Ana de Arma will never sit on your face

Why life

>be single
>act like you're married anyway to have a night of sex
>they post that shit on social networks the next day
>get high fives from everyone

Porn parody starring Lexi Belle and Sasha Grey when?

though that was lexi belle desu

lexi belle is a landwhale now, not that i'm complaining, but it wouldn't work for the part

Tell them they're at the wrong apartment. The party is where you hear the loud music coming from.

>been on no fap for the last 2 hours
>this webm is about to make me lose it

I could only watch it if it was Ana herself.

I'd literally clean the sweat off her body and shit off her anus with my tongue.

>Ana come in and take your clothes off
>other bitch fuck off and get lost

the other chick has man shoulders

meanwhile ana is feminine as fuck

Lexi does private cam shows for a 99 cents a minute now.

Director: Eli Roth

this kind of cam show?
youtube.com/watch?v=SoQNvpgDk9w

look at this pleb right here

youtube.com/watch?v=rvSAE7wQN_g

GUNGA GING GONG

lexi bell? more like a lexi taco lol!

absolute kino, I loved it

best eli roth movie

It ended with him buried and uploading their sextape on his facebook right

>"user, come on in, what are you so shy for?"

What do?

nobody deserves this shit to happen to them

well he didn't die at least

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He got free pizza.

>In an alternate ending, Evan arrives at the girls' house, putting on black gloves. He walks up to the house where the girls are inside torturing their latest victim. Upon hearing the sound of knocking they both tense up and ask: "Who's there?". What happens in terms of his wife and kids is left unknown.

Yes. He then tries headbutting the phone to turn it off, but accidentally "likes" the video.

WOW

>Having pictures of your kids on the wall that big.

I understand it's an art decision to show how much family means to him but how is he meant to get it on with his wife with three kids staring at him?

Turn the lights off.

What emotion is he conveying here? Good grief, even in public he's fucking wooden.

Ana is 10 times hotter than Lexi ever was.

is that blonde girl sexiest woman alive?

She is very cute, I like her golden eyes

.....link?

>not seeing the alternate ending where he goes John Wick on them

I want to marry her 2bh

let the blonde in

I'd rather open my door and see these two.

I used to call her low budget Lexi belle, she's cuter than Lexi in this pic.

>manvomiting.gif

Find an Asian man and make a human centipede

she's not holding up too well these days

any1 have a link to that
seeing a bitch fall apart makes me so hard

shes not fat anymore

Jesus Christ dat THICCCCCCCC

never trust 2 women.

theres a guy on /hc/ who cammed with her last night, shes lost the weight

I like her better desu

She already lost that weight and didn't even get dicked while looking like that. Talk about a fucking waste of a good opportunity.

jesus christ bros

They're there for the shot to further
accentuate the contrast between the psycho slut tainting the innocent ideal family home.
Pure kino

They blackmailed him at one point. Then he surprised the one girl and grabbed her, and she stabbed him with a fork in a shoulder that was already injured. Probably still should have been able to chokeslam her, but I think he was also a naturally nonviolent type and wasn't prepared to go HAM.

Plus he was probably hoping for some sexy femdom shit to happen. It ended up being pretty lame, I wish they had something better than loud music. Like a car battery hooked up to his testicles.

they would never have sex with me because i have tiny cock

nice user

post webms

Unzip my flies

SHOO SHOO, SEMEN DEMONS!

plebeians and their shit tastes, this wench is hotter than both of those tramps

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>He was raped, right?
No.

you don't get to dig friends

Ew is that a dude?

liking gorgons
nigga that bitch turns everything that is not my dick to stone. in the bad way

You think Ana's dad got a chub while watching this?

Let them in and give them a bowl of eggs

Probably hasn't stopped jerking to the thought of it since

blonde can come in... the ugly bitch on the right can get steppin

Is he upset? Is he striking a pose? Aren't they at the same table?

Examine their foot game. If acceptable permit them entrance.

I don't have a wife i don't give a shit.

i need to get into the movie buisiness so i can put myself in movies like this

Worst fetish, and I mean literally.

lmao

She has god tier tits.

You WOULD say that though, lmao