You get three wishes

You get three wishes
what do you wish for?

3 more wishes

this nigga gets it

Give me a small black man named Jeb who speaks in riddles, A loyal Wife must be blond haired and blue eyed, and a large soda

My first wish is that I will know the outcome of a wish I wish for.

Second wish is I wish to know the exact locations of the other genies.

Third wish is whatever for now

1. I wish all my wishes have no negative consequences or feedbacks, they only have good results
2. I wish that I will win Wednesday's Super Lotto drawing's Grand Prize
3. I wish that I was more generous and kind to my fellow man, and that my penis was 7 inches

1st wish: I want nobody to miss me when I'm gone.
2nd wish: A nice bowl of frozen yogurt.
3rd wish: Quick, painless death.

we care about you user

I wish for safe states of my life. Retain all memories and start over, groundhog life.

i wish that i dont need to sleep, but still can do it if i want

i wish that y could get any kind of drug for free

and that y dont need to talk to people to make friends

I would wish for unlimited wishes. If I can't have unlimited wishes then
1.) 500 million
2.) to stay my current age for 10 more years
3.)immunity to all diseases especially stds because I'm fucking mad hoes raw and cream pies for all

Thanks, Sup Forumsro.

The sweet release of death.

No hemorrhoids
No digestive problems
No shitty people in the world

Oh god. Im shooting blood mixed mucus out my ass so hard oh god i wanna die.

1. swap bodies with my sister
2. she fucks me in her vagina with my dick
3. dunno, free pizza for life or somethin

1.) That all Jews will disappear from the face of the Earth. They have and will destroy humanity.
2.) Bring back Adolf Hitler and the Third Reich.
3.) Have people actually care about the environment.

1. no negative consequences
2. there are no rules for wishing
3. infinite wishes

that ast onel is a shity wish

1) For the girl I've been in love with for 7 years to love me too
2) The ability to teleport
3) The maximum amount of money I'm allowed to wish for

If he's one of those "can't effect free will" genies, then I'll settle for the money, teleportation, and to be able to jack off using only my mind

Wolverine powers.
Pain immunity.
D&D wizard powers irl.

1. World peace.
2. Whites only.
3. Final destination

This.1.Unlimited wishes
2.Warp the very fabric of Space, Time, and Reality.
3. Whatever thought I bring about and turn the thought into a wish will come true.
>(If I bring up a thought of perfect body, I make It a wish and it becomes true and I now have the desired body)

the fuck is wrong with you

If the 1st wish can't be made, then my first wish will be a Death Note with no limitations.

money
power to manipulate time in all directions, at any speed, at will
power to shape shift and alter any body part as I see fit at will with the addition of immortality.

Trips
God to say trap threads are gay
Checkum

1) credit card that lets me pull out any amount of money I need with no limit, no penalties
2) ability to learn anything and retain that knowledge after seeing/reading about/doing it once
3) ability to cum whenever I want

This is happiness, my friends