Fucking with gf

fucking with gf
accepting any stupid funny or uncalled for dumbshit

send pic

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nudes

Send

why?
who are you

Send her this and ask her if she would fuck him

Ask her if she knows who this is

that's a long name but sure

"Have you ever fucked a goddamn spider, by sneaking into the fucking zoo enclosure with all the fucking trantulas who are horny n shit and just decided wow im gonna make the fuck to this huge spider my father raped me. Ask her if she enjoys the feeling of the spider fighting back for goddamn life, while it's webbing surrounds her thick juicy cocky cock cock while she fucks it like my mom when she snorts sugar off the table. Ask her if she's ever fucked the spider so hard it goddamn die. Ask her if she fuck a baby."

holy shit

"wanna try bum fricking?"

Ask her if she'd fuck horse pussy

Would you Valerio™?

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To be honest working at chilis is the only reason I'm with you. I love their crispy asparagus and I think about shoving it up my dirty brown stinker when we're schnogging.

I would drag my balls through a mile of glass to suck the dick of the last person who fucked you.

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Hey babe this chick is desperate for a threesome with us... U in? I am rock hard over this shit

John John?

LOLOL we have to share this with everyone XOXO

send

Ask her if she thinks he's gay

lol yes

not waiting on reply. just bombing
photos prefer at this point. so damn many responses

John John's Bizarre Adventure?

Lol, how does she know something so obscure like King of Bandits: Jing?

ASK HER OUT ON A DATE FOR A PICNIC in the SNOWIEST/Coldest area within a 50 mile radius!

Hey my buddies dick is a little fucked

"I'm breaking up with you, don't call me again; this isn't a joke."

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DON'T DO IT.

T-t-tell her your pregnant.

Ask about her internet history