What's the best way to kill myself and make it look like an accident?

What's the best way to kill myself and make it look like an accident?

I don't have a car for a car crash and I don't live in Murica so I don't own any guns.

why would you give a fuck if it looks like an accident or not? You are dead, you will lack the ability to give a fuck.

on that not alone, you should 100$ kys

livestream it faggot

nobody will miss you

jump off a really high building or hang yourself

note*

kys

Overdose or CO from your car if you have a garage

Go hiking and "slip" down a cliff

Good luck user!!

Sleeping pills (lots), unsweetened gummy bears.

Ear the pills till the verge of going unconscious, eat as many unsweetened gummy bears as humanly possible

Lay on your back and fall asleep. Hopefully you'll vomit and drown with in 15min

yes because you can definitely make drug overdose look like an accident

good thinking user!

steal car, crash car

Ok fine...

Cut yourself
Rub feces in cut
Do not seek medical assistance or sanitize the wound
Die of an infection

give your self a facial and jump off a building

Put on some porn and pull your pants down, then hang yourself. They'll think you had an asphyxiation fetish that went too far.

Also,

Go camping in winter
Pour water around head and torso
Fall sleep in unsheltered, exposed area or open air
Die of hypothermia

Drink water from a street puddle
Avoid medical attention
Die of infection

Best way. At least you go out on a high!

you can hire a guy too kill you

how stupid is that idea sound?

Livestream is the best way to kill yourself . How you do it is irrelivant if its not livestreamed

mix chlorine bleach and ammonia in a bucket, and then go scrub bathroom with door closed

You can cum and go at the save time

Drink bleach.

I think these ones are actually not that bad

Step 1. Make crystals
Step 2. ???
Step 3. Profit.

jump off a tall building you dumb worthless faggot! who gives a fuck if it looks like an accident because you'll be dead. you wont do it anyway because youre too much of a fucking pussy and such a failure in life that you can't even end yourself properly.

die in a fire

Wingsuit in a crazy location, might as well try and have some fun right?

are you 12 or just retarded?

probably both

>gg allin

dudes fucking insane. What a fucking nutbag

Go to a subway and accidentally stumble in front of a train.

The point is to die, is it not?

Carbon monoxide. Do you have a gas heater or gas stove you can sabotage?

Some other thread a guy said his mom ate herself to death, which sounds like a pretty good way to do it

Is that even physically possible?

that wont kill you faggot, you might get the shits and hopefully feel like an idiot for trying something so stupid.

jump in front of a bus OP you dumb fucking coward

That's why you drink the whole puddle! Duh, make sure it's some nasty-ass parking lot puddle with car coolant and motor oil residue in it

Fake a stabbing. Stab yourself a bunch and jump off a bridge.

Why do you want to die?

>die in a fire
good idea. leave a candle by the curtains.

your body wont allow that, you'll just throw up and shit yourself you goddamn autist.

lay down on some train tracks you pointless waste of space

Drop your pants, masturbate and hang yourself from a door. Works for famous people

That looks just like my cat Desean

Get drunk and try to jump over a Bonfire.... Only fall in

Go to heavily a populated Muslim country

*Go to a heavily populated Muslim country.

Stand near the edge of the subway stand. Just as the train approaches, "slip" down into the pit, and let yourself be smeared into paste.

Go up to the tallest building in your town. Lay some banana peels around, and then jump. Everyone will think you simply slipped on a banana peel. Oldest trick in the book.

Just jerk off until it kills you

She didn't eat herself like chewing off her arm, she ate so much food that she probably got a heart attack or stroke or something

fall off a cliff hiking.

get a selfie stick and drop it close to the edge, jump-a-roonie-roo, looks like you fell tring to get your stupid ass selfie stick, and maybe get them banned, be a hero.

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get massively drunk if possible and choke on your own vomit?

If you dont mind being found in an awkward position, auto erotic asphyxiation is the way to go.

is the helium mask still a thing?