ITS FUCKING RAW YOU DONUT
ITS FUCKING RAW YOU DONUT
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nane one episode be said that
Pizza's ready, chef
LOOK
check dem
PAN
HOT
>Its a Gordon turns into a marriage counselor episode.
What's the big deal here? It looks pretty good
RUSTIC
looks delicious
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>It's a Gordon is clearly already giving up within the first ten minutes but has to go through the motions for the show and winds up a boring shouty robot for the rest of the visit while the focus is put on the crazy owners and staff episode
the crust is a bit thick but he complemented them on their pizza and made it the focus on their new menu
1 donkey up chef!
Gordon has too many shows. Which is the good one?
Hells kitchen and kitchen nightmares UK
Early Hells Kitchen and UK Kitchen Nightmares.
Did you guys actually see UK Kitchen Nightmares? Everybody's a beta and it's boring as sin. It should just be 30 minutes long since barely anything happens. Not that the American one is too much better, it's got filler and could be brought down to 25-30 as well
LOOOooooK
Rate my 'za
Mail me a slice
>pepperoni
Top kek you dumb Americlaps will eat anything.
Yeah well even eat yo mamas nasty ass pussy
ITS WEEEET
You know why they use pepperoni on pizza? Because it's the cheapest deli meat there is, that's why it's so disgustingly greasy. Every time you eat pepperoni, you're eating pigs assholes and ears, ground to a mince, then mixed with raw fat.
Wtf i hate pepperoni now
Cool bake-oven toast
Pizza would be just tomato and cheese
would lick
Still tastes good
Nothing like a good old 'za
YOU DONKEY
I liked to the boiling point, it was about his own restaurant and he wasn't that hyperbolic but he had to deal with a lot of shit to keep the critics happy.
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At least it's handmade, thumbs up for that.
Gj now tell us about the chicken ham or about how they add water in meat to make it heavier.
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man now I'm hungry
>select all the pizza
ITS FOOKIN RAHW!
LOOK AT IT
LOOK AT IT
JUST LOOOOOOK
OH FUK OFF
>it's fooking raaaw
Remember that time Reddit trolled a company into closing?
>Reddit hates witch hunting of themselves
>do it to anyone they don't like
The madmen
I've been watching S6 of US Kitchen Nightmares on YouTube and its pretty enjoyable. What's some essential Gordonkino that I should watch?
I don't get it. Every kitchen nightmare he orders a lot of food and takes one bite of it and exaggerates how bad it is. What do they do with the excess food he sends back do they just waste it? Do the Mexican dishwashers eat it. This triggers my autism every time.
He pays for it
They throw it away. One time he complained he got too much lobster and they took it back and trashed it
You see them toss it in the garbage often. The waitress or waiter will clean off the plate saying "he said it was frozen still" or whatever to the cook.
Today we have for you some delicious™ Walmart™ steaks™
>America is about reselling
What did she mean by this?
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Idk looks pretty good to me
t.american
The meat looks gross but all in all I'd eat it
I like doughy crust but that's straight up wet
I disagree with you
>The meat looks gross but not the greasy soup in the middle
That looks like a fucking carcrash victim,
look at that delicious cheesy 'za
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE
Looks like my pussy last night desu
LONDON
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YOUR COOKING IN A BURNT PAN YOU FUCKING DONKEY
This is now a Ja/ck/ thread
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>EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND HAVE A LOOK AT THIS
RIGHT, I NEED TWO LOBSTER RISOTTOS THREE BEEF WELLINGTONS AND ONE ORDER OF SCALLOPS
AND MAKE SURE ITS FUCKING GOOD WE'VE GOT A VIP FOOD CRITIC ON ONE OF THESE TABLES
YOU, YOU, YOU AND YOU GET OVER HERE AND PUT YOUR HAND ON THIS!
HE'S GIVEN UP
Will /ck/ be flooded with cancerous redditfags from Sup Forums because of these threads? It's only decent board i haven't given up on yet ;_;
>Did you guys actually see UK Kitchen Nightmares? Everybody's a beta and it's boring as sin. It should just be 30 minutes long since barely anything happens
What happens is he actually spends time trying to improve the restaurant instead of being a family counsellor or fighting with the owners. He always maintains his critical personality while not being an overblown hardass for the cameras.
It much preferred the laid back nature of it, it's comfy.
>pretty good
That was supposed to be a thin crust pizza.
No he didn't. The thing is way too greasy, which is what he said.
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I love this guy.
Is Ramsay the one thing that is loved by both Sup Forums and reddit?
Memes
No, idiot, Sup Forums and reddit share a huge userbase.
>watch the U.S Kitchen Nightmares
>erratic cuts, constant mood-building percussion, BRRAAAWWWWWWWWW, yelling etc.
>watch the U.K Kitchen Nightmares
>hardly any music
>gordon is a lot more relaxed and giving of criticism
>show comes off as much more intelligent while still addictive and satisfying to watch
Kek, Americans really are trash
FOOK ME LOOK AT ALL THIS GREASE
IT'S A FOOKIN MESS
Hey chef
would you make me a sandwich?
Post rare Gordon's.
this.
US shows are shite.
>Americans unironically think this looks good
kek.
You really don't have any standards regarding food.
Perfect go 'za, what is Ramsey's problem?
he ordered personal pan size
what a fucking plebeian
what he got served is a traditional and genuine 'za
STOP WITH THIS 'za MEME ITS NOT FUNNY ITS PIZZA FAGGOTS
Do you think Gordie is a virgin? You see how he treats women. He also uses "cunt" a lot and that's foul and rude
>Virgin
>Has 4 children
yeah, he's obviously compensating for something because he's so aggressive.
Aggressive males are such a turn off, ugh, why can't I find a nice guy?
talk dirty to me gordon
>SHUT UP BITCH
>IM GOING IN FUCKING RAAAAAAWWWWW
Those flirting women in some of the later seasons in Kitchen Nightmares. He probably got his choice
Bump
Why the fuck would you care what you eat if tastes good and is harmless?
And don't give me that extreme "you could eat yourself to death on pepperoni!" you can drink yourself to death on water and that's the best thing in the world for you
>Being rich
>Being virgin
pick one
Petriozia should have won season 5 not christen
This nigga has never heard of low-fat skim cheese, clearly. Wouldn't have been a puddle of grease if they used that instead.
He is a chef who has worked in Michelin star kitchens. Those fuckers work like 14+ hours a day 6~7 days a week. That shit breaks a man.
>plenty of fresh sausage
>hot and melty cheese
>soft dough
>generous portions
HOLY FUCK THAT PIZZA IS PERFECT
i wish i could order from a place like that