ITT: We talk about shitty skills we have that won't get us anything in life

ITT: We talk about shitty skills we have that won't get us anything in life

>I'm pretty good at yoyoing

>I'm good at vidya

Top 200 in Destiny, 4000 hours in on the game too

I'm good at developing enterprise software.

Used to be into this kind of shit what's the best trick you know?

I'm good at making tons of money in any f2p game. (auction house, farm...)

I know the elder scrolls lore in and out, know all about them gods and universe in the game and shit

Can you split the atom

I know how to fap and get fatter. It comes naturally to me

After a lot of practice I managed to finally land this trick called the grid iron. Took so damn long because of the long spin time.

Yes. But unfortunately only with a shitty yoyo so I couldn't get paid for nukes

What yoyo do you have? I still have my viper

Fuck yeah brother.

>pic related
Its the same one I used for the thread but mine is pure black. Its the horizon

How do you not make money with that?

I put heaps of hours into useless skills.
Ive got:
- Can do cardistry really well
- Can use a Balisong pretty well
- TES Lore nerd
- Can do Pen Spinning well
and thats about it off the top of my head...
I like to learn them instead of real skills.
I once tried learning Dovah'Zul which is the language that dragons use in Skyrim

It's all changed these days you can get metal oned with clutch "or whatever it's called" coupled that spins for upto forever. Back in my day you had do your shit as fast as possible before it ran out spin

I can make an effective garrotte out of 3 metres of dental floss and a pencil

Oh shit! I forgot my new skill
Bushcraft and shit like that
I go out into the bush with nothing but shorts and make shit from stone tools like huts, fire and axes.
Much like how this youtuber "Primitive Technology" does it. Great fun but my hands are completely fucked...

so
What is enterprise software user?

Hi J.

I'm really, really good at doing origami and can put both my feet behind my head. Neither are very useful beyond occasionally impressing people.