I mixed mate and Sprite...It didn't work very well

I mixed mate and Sprite...It didn't work very well.

1. your country
2. tell me about your culinary inventions

When I was a kid I would mix all of the sodas at the soda fountain

My Grandma loved to eat watermelons with white bread.

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I did too. A truly international feel.

Banana and Kalles Kaviar on toast is pretty fucking great desu.

>Kalles Kaviar
Is this good by any means? It is quite suspicious.
I thought it would work because mate+lemon is great.

ketchup and milk

You didn't.

Put every type of meat i have between 2 pieces of white bread and call it a sandwich desu

Yeah, watermelon with bread actually tastes good.

Other strange combinations that work - red fish and orange, pare and garlic, apple and sausage.

My mother used to make pizza with Bierwurst.

wrong on many levels

but sodas have an obscene percentage of carbon dioxide and other shit
next time make lemon tea and use that on the mate

jesus christ no

It's mashed fish guts compressed in a blue tube. Supposedly it should taste like kaviar. But it actually tastes like satans salty asshole. Some people like it. I have a fat friend who just loves to gobble it all up while telling me it tastes like heaven. In our highschool we used it for hazing the new students. Swedes are somehow really proud of this culynary holocaust. I think we should put UN sanctions on Sweden which wont be lifted untill they stop this inhuman practice.

Disgusting.
Can confirm. I eat watermelon with white bread (marraqueta, it's similar to a baguette), with a little bit of salt, pepper and olive oil. It tastes good like that but if you add any kind of cured ham it's heavenly. All you niggers should try it.

how about horchata in cinnamon toast crunch? anyone try that?

one time I tried to microwave bread and compare it to toast

Bananas and mustard
Not completely disgusting

i put beer in my noodles and it sucked

Maple syrup instead of sugar in coffee.

I like putting mayo on my soup.

Pizza with this can't be so terribly bad

I once poured milk into my coca cola.

It didn't taste very good

I do this everytime I go to wendy's

Just had some Pickels with melted Cheese

>flag
ass with pussy

Cordon bleu on pizza

Butter and caviar on hard fish

cheese
&
chocolate

Never since they changed the fries

pizza with fresh garlic and ground cinnamon

Condensed milk + coca cola.It tastes like a tofee

i mix frank's red hot with sweet baby rays for my tendies

Curry powder on fried eggs.
It kinda reminds me the taste of (cheap) sucuk (pic rel) for some reason, so its a nice alternative if you are poor.
Also pickle sandwiches, i dont know if that is common or not.

hahaha, this

no b8?

also, when kid, i would put a sausage in the microwave for a minute, spread mayo on a slice of bread, yellow mustard and ketchup
used to call those homemade hotdogs

not my invention, but i mix mountain dew and blue powerade sometimes

Their new fries are pretty good.

şalgam + vodka

don't do it
ever.

so vanilla coke?

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Is that your invention?

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good post

Nope.Pretty tasty

I used to put small milanesa pieces on the soup

These with butter.

Or toast with butter and sprinkled with cocoa powder.

when i was a kid i mixed bread and banana


no regrets

butter cookies + yogurt

Sounds gross. I've accidently put horchata in cereal and it was bad. Worse is I assume you're chi and mexican horchata is already disgusting on its own

Ever try the sausage cooked but with just mayo wrapped in a tortilla

milk and bread. I just drench the bread in and eat it up

I mixed soy sauce with coca cola when I was little. I wasn't a smart kid.

Today I made a ham sandwich with Kebab sauce because I did not have mayonnaise at home.
It was completely haram but tasty.

vodka and undiluted squash/cordial
gets you proper hammered cos you can't taste the vodka

just maple syrup
it's pretty good

Kalles is really good. Especially on hardbread.

I eat ham with melon and it's pretty good.

Actually cod rye.

Is fucking delicious desu.

This with Kalles Kaviar is based.

I tried eating a chicken sandwich with honey as a condiment.

I didn't add any vegetables or other condiments. Literally just chicken breast between two buns and honey.
It was interesting to say the least.

I added all my remaining fenugreek to tomato pasta sauce and it became really bitter. So I decided to neutralize it with sugar, and I fucking managed to make it as sweet as a dessert. In a desperate attempt to make it more bitter again, I dumped a shitton of cocoa powder into it.
/ck/ would probably crucify me but it was surprisingly edible.

classic

Kool Aid powder+ginger ale=good

/ck/ doesn't know shit about ingredients or cooking. You'd get better advice on our food threads than in that shithole of a board

1.flag
2. Added candy in soda. Also ketchup and mayo is fucking delicious

>Also ketchup and mayo is fucking delicious

I like toneat lemons with salts

I mixed mate and fernet branca because i had both of them on hand and i was feeling extra argentinaboo

It didn't work

Inventors like us must face disaster now and then, but keep fighting the good fight.

coffee and peppermint tea

vodka and cocoa powder

whisky and cocoa powder

onion soup + vodka

soup in general + vodka

t. Curitiba

dipping doritos into tuna

>Boiling hotdogs
>Kinda feel like a coffee
>"Oh hey, i've already got the hot water in this pot"
>Use my hotdog water to make the coffee
Never again

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Mayo+egg

Mayonegg.

Chocolate and Popcorn.
Cheddar cheese popcorn work the best

Chocolate mousse with saucisson
It wasn't as bad as it sounds, actually
Would probably do it again when I'm bored

>Chocolate and Popcorn.
Not weird pal. Here they sold them

cocoa powder + vanilla ice cream. No more boring vanilla.

Natto + Pizza

1. Flag.
2. Spaghetti alla puttanesca with crispy pancetta.

Red wine + Fanta

I did that too, I called it "candy soda" cause I thought it tasted like candy

Green apples with chicken salad is goat, grapes too.

Ever tried mixing coca cola with fanta (or similar orange soda)?
Yeah, it's pretty dope.
It's huge here. There's different brands selling orange cola. Mezzo Mix, Schwip Schwap, Caluna, etc.
Or just mix it yourself. 50% cola, 50% orange soda

hamburger cheese and dressing on pizza

>candy in soda
That is delicious

Not the worst offenders, I think.
Bit of ginger powder to tea.
Absinthe + soda.
French toast with strawberry jam + whipped cream + couple of slices greasy and salty bacon strips - stupid hangover inventions, though it is pretty good imo.
I always put bit of orange juice when making tomato based pasta sauce, it gives it nice little acidic and sweet flavor to it.