Hey Sup Forums I'm moving out of my house in a few days and found this...

Hey Sup Forums I'm moving out of my house in a few days and found this. I used to have an online girlfriend and she was into some weird stuff so I bought this for her. How do I get rid of it without being too suspicious?

Shove it up your butt. Go all the way to the hilt so it doesn't stick too far out of your ass, so you can put your pants over it and nobody will notice.

fuck your dog with it

profit???

wow dude.. wtf

Send it to someone in the mail.

This.

Or Put it in a plastic bag inside a backpack and keep it in your car
Fucking autist

What about when someone looks in my car?

I want it, send it to me, I'll use it

I was also thinking about sharing a .zip folder with a years worth of nudes in. Thoughts?

Leave it as a tip at a Starbucks.

Put it in the backpack in the boot/trunk

i will buy it

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Any Britfags can willingly have it if you live near the Brighton area. I ain't posting it but I'll leave it in a skip near my house.

put it in a bag
throw it away in some public trashcan somewhere

are you a total moron?

Go outside, run, and then throw it as hard as you can.

Or stop being an idiot, double-bag it, and put it in the trash.

Glue it to your forehead
Put taps on shoes
Paint yourself, and horn, blue
Put on Friendship Is Magic T-Shirt
Clip out door

PROFIT!!!

>internet girlfriend
>into weird stuff
So when did you realise you were talking to an obese balding neckbeard craving for attention?

Hide it in your ass until you can leave it in the toilet of a public bathroom.

After we finally met up :^)

Fucking looks it too jesus Christ what a troglodyte

Soooo can we get her nudes

They're all on my google drive. I'll make a zip file of them

You bought her a dildo that you shipped to your house?

stick it in your ass and hide it there.

Not OP but i've done that a few times, sometimes cheaper to ship to your own house then send it using a different company

That and the time it would've taken to ship to Australia, she was going to be in the U.K. Sooner anyway. So it made sense to ship to mine.

So why do you still have it?

This. random address with no return. and include a letter for your 'lover'

I shall be eagerly waiting for that zip

After we broke up, I never got round to throwing it away

>be op
>Need to get rid of some trash
>Don't be want to put it some suspicious place
>Can't think of any normal place to put trash
>Damn, if only there were some sort of bin or can or something that people would put trash in normally.

Glue it to the hood of someones car that you dont like. Then have a hearty chuckle at their new hood ornament.

suitcase it.

>you know what i mean

You throw it in a trash can