How to unite humanity under a common banner?

How to unite humanity under a common banner?

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Space invaders

You dont, that would be utter cancer.

If every department manager carried a submachine gun this place would be a paradise

Why?
If we assume that killing people and ripping each other off is bad then we should find a way to make it stop.

A common enemy? All I can think of

How is that gonna help? Prevent robberies?
It's not like robberies are a big problem - at least where i live.

if every person had a nuke there would be no violence

This

Kill everyone but one banner, enjoy your 5 minutes of peace then choose one of the new banners.

Kill all humans

Or a common goal! Space exploration and the advancement of science in the hopes of finding something that gives are for now shallow lives some meaning/purpose.
Oh wait religious people and short term goals/"profits" are more important to people.

TERRORISM

yeah but there's still competition there. Except among scientists, sometimes.

CAPITALISM

BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON IT'S BETTER THAN SOCIALISM

Competition can be healthy.

Or it can kill your species. Like the neanderthals.

The common enemy is death. Space exploration is too slow and boring. What we need to unite us is a race to develop life extension and mind uploading before we all die.

Neanderthals interned with homo sapiens sapiens, they were just a different subspecies, like black people.

>their primitive superstition
>backwards savages

most people in the 1500s were Christians

that image is so inaccurate its sad

whenever someone was called barbarous or primitive they were legit lower than themselves

there are clear levels of societies

The "just kill x" angle is retarded. Noone would allow to be killed "for the greater good" and noone would want to live with such a history for a long period of time.
According to some theory (it might have been the "two factor theory" by Herzberg) a good company must eleminate aspects of it which prevents their workers to be proud of their work. Now if we wanna fix the world like a company, killing the people don't like is off the table because it prevents them to be proud of it rendering it incapable to exist for a long period of time. It will decay like the roman empire.

100% this. It's already planned.

"just think how easy his task and mine might be in these meetings that we held if suddenly there was a threat to this world from some other species from another planet outside in the universe. We'd forget all the little local differences that we have between our countries and we would find out once and for all that we really are all human beings here on this earth together"

Most people in the 1500s were not Christians.

Sadly this, and at we most likely end up exterminated

It's called the New World Order and it is already happening. Piece by piece. UN is world government but needs to be truly worldwide so we have the starting blocks in the Unions. Meaning the European union, the African union, the Asian union. It looks like the American union might be placed on hold with Trump in office but a deal is in place for one currency in the union.

Are you retarded? Look at any time Europeans or Arabs invaded a place and took it over. Did the people unify along racial lines or did some of them ally with the invaders while some of the invaders turned around and allied with the natives?

I'm not talking about geopolitics, for all i care everyone may govern their own spot the way the respective people see it. I'm talking about stopping international and national conflicts, making the hate above borders a thing of the past because people realize that their neighbor is also a human beeing.

in europe they were

and in that picture the castles are european

>implying countries invading other countries is the same as fucking aliens
>"are you retarded"

Pretty sure when the ayy lmaos come to kill all humans, they won't want any of us joining their side, Captain Autimso.

Why cling to life? you would be missing out on an aspect of life if you do. After death could be better than "life". Plus the fact that we will all be dead soon frees you from having to give a fuck so you can enjoy yourself! Not taking everything super seriously and trying to control people all the time.

But we just developed VRs and are about to make fuckable robots!

Thanks I forgot about the part where I was supposed to read your mind and know you were talking about Europe as "everyone".

Aliens can make it all the way here and they just want to exterminate us? Think about what we would do if we found and went to an alien planet more primitive than us. We would have lots of sick fun with them but we would not just mass exterminate them.

>aliens are exactly like us and would make the exact same decisions that we do

Shiggy.

Plus: Why not let them live and mine whatever shit for us with the constant reminder: "if you act up we'll nuke a city from orbit, so don't get any funny ideas"

I don't know what you mean about taking things seriously and trying to control people, but if you think that something great awaits you in death then I invite you to kill yourself.

maybe if everyone just mind their own business then there would be peace.

especially US. what a greedy piece of shit of a country

But why would they make that one particular decision that people are afraid of for no reason? The whole point is they could do anything.

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>aliens realize they need water
>hey, earthling fags have a ton of water
>we don't give them water
>fuck it let's just blast them and take it

Whuts dat?

I don't think that... but who knows... I don't and neither do you. But that's no reasons to be afraid of it and try to hold onto life.

This is the only right answer.
Sad that humanity will never reach this state :(

>implying all aliens have bodies.

You wouldn't understand because you lack the critical drive living things need to go on. There is nothing after death, and I want to go on doing things. Please die and do not reproduce, you are a disgrace to those of us who want to see humanity attain godhood.

Never said they have bodies.


>good-byeeeee moon men

>can travel light years
>immortal or FTL or master colony shipbuilders
>can't obtain fucking water

>there is no God wahhh wahhh
>I want humanity to reach godhood so kill yourself plus


Not even on no baiting bullshit, you're just a fucking moron.

>implying water isn't the rarest thing in the fucking universe
>can't into third grade science

With water and energy you can beautifully synthesize rocket fuel which is a useful thing for spacetravel.

I never said there was no god, but god and the afterlife are unfalsifiable and I have better things to base my actions on that some shit no one can prove or disprove. Again, some of us would like our species to live and grow.

Damn, that fast.

Ronald Reagan, of all people, said this.

I'd say Trump might agree, but then again I think he already has one laying on his head.

>better things to do

Like be a little bitch on Sup Forums?

Liquid water is rare but water is easy to make from common materials if you control enough energy for space flight. No one is crossing interstellar space without being able to transmute elements, and hydrogen and oxygen are easy to obtain from heavier ones.

Present humanity with an enemy so powerful, so evil, so terrrifying, so alien, that humanity will unite under the very first person who has a plan to fight said enemy, even if the person was fucking Hitler.

You know it bby ;)

>there is nothing after death
Prove it.

You are a mental-midget. Simple as that. Good day to you.

simple answer, Prussia 135% discipline

>I know everything that extraterrestrials are capable of, and exactly how they would/wouldnt do it

May be true, but still - let it be something else like "aliens find iron to be super rare, and HOLY SHIT earth has so much iron". The reason why they want resources isn't really the issue, but that they will get it and there's nothing we can do about it.

i wonder where you are on this pyramid...

im a white middle aged man , wtf have i got to do with any other culture , politics or society , its fuck all to do with me , what right would i create to justify forcing my will on strangers or vice versa

you dont , it dont work is the answer

>ignoring my point completely

The resources used as examples are irrelevant. If not water, then something else.

conflict always comes from 2 sources.
competition for space
competition for resources

if space travel where mastered, there could be infinite space and infinite resources available to whoever wants it.

there would be no reason to fight. but only to work together towards one common goal.

that goal is discovery.

step one, elect utter douchebag to Pres of USA
step 2... working on that...

If you don't care why get in this thread?

Written upon said common banner should be written :-
"Walking talking hairless apes that for some reason think they are special"

>b-b-but muh popular vote!

We get it. It's been over a month, stop being crybabies already. You lost. Deal with it.

Then why are there space pirates in Mass Effect?

But on a more serious note: Space travel will become normal for people and they're back to their old habits including conflicts. It's just that i'd try to keep those conflicts as small as possible.

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Trump is too busy fisting Gene Simmons to worry about space

>USA, PLEASE HELP US AND GIVE US DAT FORIEGN AID
>USA JUST MIND YOU OWN BUSINESS GAH
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what would there be conflict over in space?

Alien invasion
Mass world-wide plague
WWII-esque nation-state similar to Germany starts throwing nukes around indiscriminately

Literally the only way this happens. It's just human nature. We would need an "us vs. them" conflict that transcended nations in order to band together under a common banner.

you mean jews?

Its called project bluebeam. A fake alien invasion to unite a one world government

There are only two instances where humanity would unite:

1. End of world event
2. Alien visitors that want to kill everyone

We could band under a common goal, but only if it represented an existential threat, such as a meteor that was projected to strike the earth "x" number of years from now, and we would need to collaborate with other nations to figure out a deterrent strategy.

Resources obviously. Think of early colonial time where governments rushed to aftrica and later america, and claimed as much land as possible in order to prevent others from getting it. Later on they extracted these resources which is the same what will happen to rocks in space. And for the same reasons there were pirates who just wanted the resources for themselves without all the hard work.

Jokes on you, I have contributed to the thread and now I'm having a laugh therefore contributing even more!

so the very foundation of a solid argument is insults? faggot?

Those are both one thing, genius.

There is no way
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zohan is a pretty awesome movie

Trump invades Mexico

Don't take the image literally. Think about the way the media talks and the way the country seems to think when you look at it.

Fake news, a meteor has never destroyed humankind before, so why would it start now? Liberal NASA agenda to bring in the NWO and take our guns and herd us in FEMA camps fuck that Nig DeGrassi Tyson nigger.

good ol fashion conventional war

>implying countries would risk taking on the only legitimate superpower remaining in the world to protect Mexico

You dumb fucking retard.
Nothing in that image suggested a time period.
It was solely one side vs other according to perspective history.

You hopeless faggot couldn't miss an opportunity to bring religion into it could you.

Alternatively, if they actually decide to ask for it first, we could probably make out a deal, provided they didn't do something stupid like land in the Middle East or North Korea.

u forget space will be unlimited in real life. everyone gets as much asteroid as they want.

Lead piping?

try using that logic with trailer trash bob who is ready to kill mexicans, gays, muslims and blacks

>aliens have sent espionage troops to check us out
>they find out primitive communication network
>log in and google "glorious leader"
yup, that must be the boss of them: HQ, land there.

No more niggers or muslims. Or maybe if Jesus cane back to prove everyone else wrong. That might do it.

i agree

unfortunately the timeline is beyond our lifetimes

if it fails it will fail within the next 100 years

if it succeeds it wont happen until well after a century

in the meantime we will stick to our automatics, missiles, drones and dirty bombs

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And you forget that space is fucking HUGE. The next possibly habitable planet is 40lightyears away - if we make it to 1/10 of light speed while flying there, we'll also have to slow down because we don't want to run into it, which lead us to 800 years flight time. One direction. Therefore these planets haver very different monetary value including but not limited to their range thowards earth.