Be me

>Be me
>Use fake catfish snapchat account
>Message old girl on snapchat
>Send fake pic of girl's semi-clothed body in bed
>Then send vid off me showing my erect dick, except filmed from an angle to pretend someone else is recording me
>Ask for threesome (just try get her nudes)
>She doesn't care much about the girl but loves my dick
>Huge self-esteem boost
>I want to meet her and fuck her
>I'm a virgin though and it was implied that me and catfish girl just fucked and are in a relationship
>Wat do?

Fuck to the best ability

Create another snap chat and send her that snapchat saying it's the guy snap

I think she may smoke weed and I know she drinks so if I do get her over, will deff do that with her.

Yeah I was thinking that. Using catfish account I asked her if she wants the bf's (my) snapchat or whatsapp and she said she wants to get to know me (catfish) first.
Was just thinking to message her with my real snapchat saying that (catfish) girl told me to add her.

Bump, please help me bros.

come clean, say truth. Obviously she's not interested in a relationship, since she thinks you're in one already.

Best case you'll have sex anyway, worst case she calls you a loser; but you spare yourself allot of trouble and shame.

This.

This. Do it.

Lol I was just planning to tell her that the catfish girl isn't my gf, she just a one time thing & now I'm done with her since she seems crazy, by already calling me her bf.
Also I was thinking to say that I didn't know she sent that vid of my dick to someone, I thought she saved it for herself. What you think?

problem with that is, if it ever gets serious; you're in for a rough ride.

it's doable if you dont want anything serious, but if you want to try something legit; just come clean.

if this story is true...

There are loads of tutorial vids on porn sites. Watch them and be as slow and sensual as you can at first and then when she's fired up make her crazy using the "hook" and your tongue. When she came once fuck her and just tell her its been a long time. I've done this and she couldn't believe i was unexperienced. Most idiots still just "fuck around" like noobs after multiple sessions. You won't.

I'm pretty sure it won't get serious. Also why would it be a rough ride? Legit barely talked to her before using catfish account.

>When she came once fuck her and just tell her its been a long time

Lol, problem with this is that it's kind of implied that me and catfish girl fucked last night. So if I see her soon, which I hope, then can't say it's been a long time. But that's why I plan to get weed and alcohol if she comes over.

Bump

>Wat do?

Put your dick in her and move it around until you squirt. What's the worst that can happen? Some bitch you don't know or care about thinks you're a bad lay? Big whoop. You got laid!

i like your tactics.

No but she may want a threesome or meet catfish girl. I just want her to meet me.

Lol first time I tried it last night.

OP. This is the best solution. Telling the truth is always the best shit. You already get into trouble for hiding it, dont make it worse. Just say that to the grill, you are virgin and you was ashamed of that, so you had this stupid idea and shit...

Why am I in trouble though. I'm 99% sure I won't be in a relationship with her.

OP here. Pic related is girl.

>inb4 nigger

We're both in Univeristy, different ones though and I say I doubt I'll have a relation with her since she's black & I'm not.

BUMP