WWYD in the following scenario as it just happened to me:

WWYD in the following scenario as it just happened to me:

>Be me
>American living in UK
>Wife is British
>Need to stop by ASDA for medicine
>park.pop in. medicine.out
>As I'm approaching my vehicle I see my wife talking to the lady parked next to us
>She is asking my wife to move our car becuase she can't enter hers
>My wife can't drive
>The lady slams her door "I guess I'll fukin wait for you to move then"
>eyeball both cars and notice we're both pretty square center in our lines
>Claims to have "bad back" obviously is too fat to squeeze in
>That's when I walk in

I'll tell you what happened if enough interest

I'm bored and curious. go on.

Asda is a chav-grade supermarket m8, just start going somewhere better

>ll tell you what happened if enough interest

No fu k off you attention seeking cunt

Go on for Asda kek

its actually owned by walmart so yeh it is shit tier but I can't pink porky lights anywhere else....FUcking healthy delicious lean sausages man I highly recommend em to anyone wanting to lose weight.

I just wanna know wwyd honestly.

alright I'll spill

Why on earth would you think that this is interesting to us? Now post a picture of your wife's tits

I'm curious and bored.

right.
1) checked
2) fuck off with your >cont? bullshit. jus tell the story of fuck the fuck off

>story of fuck the fuck off
wat?

> (You) #
>I just wanna know wwyd honestly

Nah bullshit you claiming you will only tell us what happened with enough responses fucking definition of attention seekery

Tell us the story OR fuck off.
Stupid Faggot

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ok so I was a military cop for 6 years so I have experience handling shit like this

>Walk up and notice my wife crying
>She is very sensitive and our son 2 in the car seat upset as well
>"Hello whats the problem?"
>"Your wife parked too close to my car and I was just asking her to move it"
>Explain my wife doesn't drive because of seizsures and ask her to come back to the rear of the vehicles
>She is squeezing through side ways
>Explain to her basically we are both in the lines, our vehicles are kind of bulky, and she wasn't there when I parked so how did she get out?
>"Listen I can tell you're either American of Canadian and I don't like that your here. It explains everything"
>man fuck this bitch
>"You know the truth about this. Even if this was a disabled spot in the USA your fatass couldn't squeeze through."
>She get all "how dare you and I'mma tell my husband
>She then mentions something about blood sugar and a hyper thyroid
>"Let me guess you have diabeetus too"
>"Fuck you,you american pig"
>Guy gets out of the car looks at me and then tells his wife hold on
>He backs out, she scuttles in while trying to insult me.
>I wave bye

I'm 6'5'' and stay in shape. So I am intimidating looking but I'm pretty much a teddy bear unless someone just pokes me the wrong way.

My wife held my hand in the car and said thank you. I'm sure I'mma get my dick sucked tonight.

I hope you just hopped into your car, then slammed your door multiple times against hers, called her a fat bitch, recorded a video, converted it to webm and post it hear.

I would also like to see a video of you going to Lidl and Aldi car parks, setting fire to anyone in a tracksuit and keying their cars

>That get
>Trumps reelction

duet OP.

Shit tier story made worse because you built it up looking for responses

What you should have done is killed your cunt self

Haha rekt OP.

Your wife will have a seizure while sucking your dick and bite it off you faggot

I avoid Asda because 95% of the customers are scumbags

Almst certain

Seemed like it was going to get interesting until that anti-climax. 2/10 for dubs.

You just live in a shithole pal

Come the fuck back OP and apologise for this shitty thread

Granted, though I have worked all over the country and Asda is always shit-tier