This guy is between you and $1,000,000, how do you get past?

This guy is between you and $1,000,000, how do you get past?

Tell him my white girlfriend is around the corner on her knees.

Ask him if I may pass.

Give kfc bucket

Distract with chicken

Offer him bucket of Colonel's best.

Drop a burger on the floor and run past

Push him in a pool.

jumping trough

Obvious choice is to throw him a basketball but since he appears to be a stationary negro the bucket of chicken is the way to go.

Throw a donut

Candygram for Mongo?

Wait for the inevitable massive heart attack

kick to the fucking BALLS. fast and swifte...no remorse...just foot to the fucking groin and SPRINT like a cunt.

"moneys mine you black brixton slag...now.....FUCK OFF"

Bucket of KFC and a large purple drank.

Convince him the welfare office is paying double this month if receivers agree to have KFC coupons in lieu of food stamps, he'll be out of there faster than his dad was.

I'm black too so I'd just give him the ol brotha handshake and be on my way

I don't

Well statistically he is MORE likely to shoot you if you are black.

Ok now I'm curious, what is behind that door

Hmm, looks like you got me there gov'na

Outside

His fat rolls cover his eyes so... quietly walk there.

Throw kfc bucket 4 feet away

Throw a job application at his feet

Is he shitting his pants or....?

>MORE likely to shoot you
Dumbass is holding the magazine in his hand, kek

No idea, never gotten past before

Slap his bigmac on the floor

Wait for diabetes to take him out the game.

Beat his monkey ass. No way the fat food stamp eating nigger is quick enough to get that shit tier SKS ready. Fucking nigger

...

Pull my conceal carry and ice em before he can load his weapon. Hell, the magazine looks empty

Throw him a mc double, he will catch it, grab clip n walk by.

Two number nines

SUCK HIS DICK

That won't work unless she's curvy. Black guys didn't like white girls until they started having ass.

Gun is not even loaded. Just kick in the nuts pick up gun and beat his face in. Grab a cold hard 1 mil and go fuck some bitches.

Underrated post ftw, made me keklel

Offer to split it, obviously. What a bunch of dumbfucks in this thread.

Il give you half if you move your worthless nigger ass out of my way

Reasoning with monkeys, who's the dumbfuck here? Dumbfuck.

Slowly take three steps to my left, then three to my right. Two or three minutes max before the amount of exercise he's getting while following me with his eyes causes massive cardiac infarction. Then scale his massive corpse and retrieve my prize.

charge him. mags not even loaded in

>ask for nigger passport

push him over and laugh whie i watch him try to get up