>"[Idris Elba] doesn't look the part, obviously...he doesn't have the ice-blue eyes like I'd always imagined...but the man was born to play Roland, god damn it. He's Roland Deschain in the flesh."
>The 68-year author of The Dark Tower series, who's slated to appear as himself in the film adaptation's fourth wall-shattering final act, was reportedly moved to tears during Elba's audition.
RACISTS BTFO
steven king's a faggot lol
I can't wait to see him be called an "ignorant white boy" constantly throughout the film
Good for him
Also Stephen King is so anti-gun because his book Rage directly inspired several school shootings
Wow really makes you think
epic simply eric
I find it hard to believe Stephen King gives a damn about any movie adaptation of his work given how many of them are just garbage.
Elba is truly based though
>very talented actor
>good with accents
>ripped as fuck and looking young even though hes like 40
>is into cars and has presented motoring shows
>funny, charismatic
>not an american hood nigga at all
If more black people, namely American black people acted like him, the world would be a much better place.
Also who gives a shit about some over-glorified airport author whose work is decent maybe once in every 20 tries?
The Dark Tower is his magnum opus
great story and the shooting was not central to the plot.
The only reason people prop him up is "not a hood nigga" stop fucking pretending.
I don't give a fuck about this movie but don't fucking try to say he's gods gift to mankind because he doesn't bix nood everywhere
>steven king
Forget about him.
Sutter Kane is much better.
He's a black fucking nigger. Roland is supposed to look like Clint Eastwood not a golliwog doll.
>who's slated to appear as himself in the film adaptation's fourth wall-shattering final act
wait wut
To be fair, most of his work is garbage in the first place.
read the book
no
>I am an ignorant white gunslinging cracka
>Greetings darkies, what is the problem? Or as they say in your tongue *smacks lips*
>Have I mentioned I'm white lately? I am white!
-"Roland"
I guess this it's The Dark Tower: Argentina Edition
movie is going to be a disaster
Can't fucking wait for it to fail.
WE WUZ STEVEN KINGZ N SHIT.
I don't mind Steven King because he has finished what he writes.
>white boi cuck cries at the mere sight of the BBC
LMAO WHITEY BTFO
>steven king
>any opinion on film
the shining is mint
>just watched Pacific Rim finally
>Idris was best thing in it
Normally I'd just post cuck memes but Idris is the shit
Sure thing asshole.
He said "The Shining" was bad because jack nicholson "stole" the role of the house.
There are douzens of King books adapted into movies , he is a good book writer but a fucking moron if it comes to film adaptions.
but in the end i dont care i'm not going to watch the movie slandered by Hollywood jews because they force their shitty gender/race politics into
every
single
movie
they find.
Susannah is black wasnt she enough?
They could have made Jake an asian boy but NOOOOO better change the old white dude into a young black guy.
Who is this gastropod?
Oosh, Steven could play IT, look at him. Like Edward James Olmos and Mason Verger were in a car crash and collided together face first.
Fuck Stephen King. He's like 90 years old and doesn't have to virtue signal for a living. The fact that he's defending the buchering his so-called magnum opus is pathetic.
Even Flagg looks horrible.
Lets be honest here, the whole "make every main character a nigger" meme is way too played out and it's ruining movies. BUT, Idris is a fucking boss and he's one of the few that can actually act well.
You're the biggest cuck desu.
>It's f-fine if Elba or Will Smith do it
Fuck off, cuck.
Translation: The cheques have cleared
Steven King writes middle to lowbrow books. He's the Spielberg of modern literature.
Except the analogy doesn't even work here because unlike with film, literature has been produced for centuries, and there are books 400 years old that blow King out of the water.
Literally no reason to read King since thousands of such books exist unless you have a low IQ, low reading skill or are susceptible to marketing.
It'd be a shame if someone compiled instances of all the extremely racist shit King has wrote year after year and book after book.
Idris Elba is a black fucking nigger. Roland is supposed to look like Clint Eastwood not a golliwog doll.
Reminder that Elba was literally cucked.
>"It wasn't immediately obvious—well, it was, because he didn't look like me," he said. "But it wasn't immediately obvious what had gone down."
>Elba decided to take a paternity test to find out if the rumors were true. The test determined that the child he thought was his own, wasn't his.
>"To be given that and then have it taken away so harshly," he recalled, "was like taking a full-on punch in the face: POW."
>Elba added, "You know, the truth is—like, even admitting it, I'll probably get laughed at for the rest of my life. But it is just tragic, and it happened
I don't get it
why does Sup Forums get so triggered when it's non-white folks getting white parts, but not the other way around?
But I don't like Will Smith. Who's the cuck now, cuckboy?
Except we all know that King's opinion on movies is worth fuckall since he hated Kubrick's Shining and was involved in that abortion of an adaptation made in the 90s. Elba is a good actor though.
>i don't understand human behavior
>i don't understand kin selection
>i don't understand tribalism
i'm not surprised.
>fourth wall-shattering final act
Glad I never read this shit.
>all these nigger shills
Yeah Elba is a boss because he hunches over a lot, what an amazing actor. Fuck off you massive cuck, why don't you invite a bunch of nogs to your house on Craigslist to fuck your mom, faggot
...
>Like Idris Elba
>Like The Dark Tower novel
>Still think its a stupid choice to cast a young black men for a role a old white male should play
Everytime i mention the fact that i dont want to see Idris as roland people say i'm racist.
Are these people insane? I read the books for years, i waited years to finally finish the books.
Everytime when a new book was emerging from Kings old head i reread all the books and every single time the anticipation rose.
Some of the scenes are burned inside my head )
i stayed up late one night and watched "the langoliers" on USA network. LOLOLOLOLOL. truly awful.
same reason they get really angry at white women having sex with black men, but not when white men have sex with black women.
no but one of his daughters is a lesbian. he went to her wedding.
Elba should be proudly posterboying that shit. If a rich, successful, talented, objectively attractive celebrity can get cucked, it can happen to you too motherfucker.
WARNING: literal cucking is far more common than men expect.
Let your woman know before she starts show:
There WILL be a test. If you haven't been shady, it all should be gravy.
LOVELY
Steven died in a car accident years ago. That's his cousin Kenneth. He is in charge of Steven's estate.
>all this trigger
You must have a ton of cuckold porn on your computer.
yeah, I know he wrote himself into the final books but that quote makes it sound like he's gonna be in the first fucking movie.
>Elba
>Young
He's 43. Roland is 35 at the start and like 45-50 at the end of the first book. Idris is in the right bracket.
All of that money and his wife is ugly as fuck.
>who's slated to appear as himself in the film adaptation's fourth wall-shattering final act
wait, so are they condensing the entire series into one film?
Is Kennth alright? He looks like he's dying in that photo.
the entire quote is fake you fucking moron
I coulda swore he liked the word nigger as much if not more than Tarintino.
Kek, i was thinking of making a WE WUZ KANGZ post but i couldn't figure out how to pull a funny one. Upboated my friend
nobody knows wtf they're doing with this movie lol
I still have doubts that it will even ever be completed
yes thats nothing new. theres script reviews out.
b-but they completed Cell
Underrated
He was a lowly high school teacher when they met
How is Roland being black gonna affect his relationship with Susannah/Detta? I mean, it was kind of big deal in the books that he was a honkey cracka
>implying rich men don't simply marry for companionship/stability while fucking as many foreign hookers as their hearts desire
learn2life
What's everyones problem with Elba? He's probably the whitest black guy after Carlton Banks.
He's alright now, but he was in the same car crash and he's been better.
>I've made a terrible mistake and now I really need to sell this
You mean Sutter Cane
I can't see them doing anything else but cuting that subplot entirely DESU.
There will be no Detta
>GG martin to Stephen king: How the fuck do you write so fast?
Martin writes at an embarrassingly slow pace.
not white but the way people fuck with canon
its as if it didnt matter in the first place
With King his writing output was so he could pay the rent. Gurm has a dilettante work ethic.
This, she will be a Strong Black Woman(tm) in every scene no exceptions
Stephen King died when that van ran him over.
King's reply was basically "just write 6 pages a day and stop making excuses, faggot"
Even if martin wrote just 1 page a day (about 300 words) he could have completed tWoW several times over by now.
>not white but the way people fuck with canon
>.but the man was born to play Roland
Stephen King doesn't know shit about his own books
Head my words, Susan Delgado will be pic related or similar to push the agenda.
Satanic trips speak the truth.
His only con is that he believes in forced diversity.
Look, what do you guys expect him to say?
The only reason any of us here can complain about blackwashing, canonically white characters being played by blacks, forced diversity, historical white figures being recast as blacks, forced Black/White romances, inserting black characters into period pieces where they could never have been, etc are because we are anonymous.
Normal public people can't complain about it, they can't even talk about. The average normie is so fucking brainwashed at this point they even talking about this stuff is like talking about racial IQ differences, you lose your job, it ruins your career, it ruins your life.
For a public figure like King it's ten times worse. You think he could say something like "The character I envisioned was supposed to be the archetype for the gunslingers it all the westerns I watched when I was a kid. He is supposed to be the original high planes drifter, the cold blue-eyed killer riding into the sunset. The father of all cowboys. The ur-cowboy. Idris Elba is a fine man and a great actor, but by casting him as Roland they completely distort and change my vision."
He would have boycotts, protests, they would look back at his work and suddenly find "signs of racism" that "should have tipped people off before" like the way he wrote Detta, he would lose endorsements and contracts, he would have protesters at his house. You think he wants any of that? He's an old man.
You can't talk about this stuff. Not openly. They have made it so we can't even speak out at this point. They only way to fight back is this; don't go see movies, or watch tv series that blackwash. Don't give any money to movies/tv that take white/white romances and recast one as black (The Force Awakens, Preacher) Don't give them any money. Encourage friends not to see them as well. As many people as possible. Don't buy any tie-ins or cross promotions. The only way to fight the beast is to starve it.
I swear King confuses the shit out of me. He writes some good stuff but the person himself seems like a complete fucking retard its urneal
Sadly Disney already had her BLACKED on Liv and Maddie.
>fourth wall shattering
Let me guess
>DIS WUNS FO' TRAYVON, CRACKA!!
*audience goes wild*
wow really paints the OP in a different light
>based king weeping at what the world has become
>plays it off as being "moved" by it because wtf is he going to do to change the status quo at this point
Look I'm sorry guys. King has the last say. I'm grateful he still stays involved in adaptations of his work.
>wanting to get AIDS
He's abnormal, also was such an alcoholic in the past he forgot he wrote Cujo. I can relate to that kind of drunkenness, it takes a lot out of you.
>Don't give any money
Does it count if I don't do this regardless?
Anything PR related that Stephen King ever does always seems like bullshit to me.
more like gibs mi that part.
It's fine. Just try and convince normies that DO go and see films and pay money to not go see films that blackwash. You can use whatever reason you want if you think they truth is too much for them. Just spread bad word of mouth, say its terrible, etc.
I hate niggers and want them all to die horrible deaths, especially Idris Elba.
I want to watch that nigger slowly roast ISIS style.
>you lose your job, it ruins your career, it ruins your life
Wow, the US is more fucked than I imagined
DUDE RACISM LMAO
I hope these fucks who push this shit get the racewar they seem to so desperately want.
DUDE ALL WHITE CHARACTERS SHOULD BE BLACK LMAO