I'm an extraterrestrial, or as you humans like to say an alien

I'm an extraterrestrial, or as you humans like to say an alien.
Ask me anything you'd like.

THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL AROUND EARTH SHEEPLE

ayy lmao?, lmao???

>I'm an extraterrestrial
Space Nigger GTFO

Can I fuck you? I wanna be the first to fuck an alien

How do get rich so i can buy expensive drugs and fuck whores? Please give me your extraterestial knowledge, oh great one.

Earth is for earthlings you fucking nigger, gtfo

can you post some alien cock ? sick or human dongs its getting pretty, meh!

First alien faggot award goes to op

How is it going niggling? Came to pimp you UFO or what?

what happened that one night?

I'm signing an executive order to ban aliens from Mars, Jupiter, Neptune etc. This planet has had an open door to you since the 1960s, but no longer. WE NEED CONTROL.

>I'm an extraterrestrial, or as you humans like to say an alien.

Never go full retard

I'm afraid we're going to have to deny your entry to the planet as you come from a planet that has a history of religious extremist terrorists.

Fuck off back to your sandy shithole before we kill you, spacenigger.

take me away from here please.

Fuck off space nigger we already have enough people here

FUCK OFF SPACENIGGER WERE FULL

this

I want to live with them if it's possible. I'll never get laid, probably the best my life will ever get.

Go home Carlos. You stole my jobs

ayy lmao
Rude
I have no reproductive organs
well we are so advanced medicine is an ancient technique.
no sexual reproductive organs.
That award already goes to calgron of andromeda sect.
I dont have a "ufo" what is that? I use multidimensional travel.
my guess is as good as yours, dont trust the greys.
But we own you, dont forget roswell.
be quiet homosapien of homosexual orientation
Thats not nice, you wouldn't want us to blow up your planet now would you?
no, humans are cattle.

How do I fuck my English teacher?

You don't need no reproductive organs son. I'll find myself a hole

Tasty satire

Calls its self an extraterrestrial, a word created by humans. Pretends to be smart by inferring that we don't know what the word means.Gives another word that means somewhat the same thing that was also created by humans.

Go role play somewhere else like reddit

But we already live amongst you. we're not allowed to take humans with us to home base.
who is this carlos?
We have no holes. we speak telepathically.

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>humans are cattle

So does this make you a weird, reclusive nerd type alien? Like the creepy humans that stay at home and talk to their cats like they can actually have some sort of meaningful conversation with livestock?

Nah dude, you're what we call psychotic or leftist.

>we're not allowed to take humans with us to home base.
KYS

Did the aliens rape you user?

THEN I'LL GRAB A KNIFE AND MAKE MYSELF A HOLE YOU FUCKING SPACE NIGGER I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL FUCK YOU TO PIECES UNTIL YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN PILE OF ORGANS

What your sick look like is that like an hors et one ? Or à red rocket like doggosse?

Could you cleanse this world of people that have a iq below 100

Can you give me a proof for the Goldbach Conjecture?

>Welcome to earth

I'm in space human.
We are immortal

Kek

is Harambe with you ?

Were you an angel?

i am also a extranterenstrial (i am not 16

dude are you stroking out, do you smell toast

Did you forget to take your meds today?
Don't you have anything to do?
Are you in your parents basement?
Are you fat?
Are you ugly?
Are you a virgin?

go back you space nigger

How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?

last time I went to planet earth you humans wouldnt stop videotaping my vehicle. I had to leave.

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I'm ready, filthy nigger.

CHECKED !!

Wow quads

HUMAN. consecutive numbers are an insult to my people. 1111 to you.

First:How do your "people" reproduce?
Second: Parlez-vous combien de langues?

I didn't give you permission to talk to me alien. STOP INVADING MY PERSONAL SPACE.

Op the the spacenigger is like argueing with a 6 yr old playing nerf

>17
we reproduce by fucking biches

Do I drink my poo poo, or eat my pee pee?

Quads confirm he's a demon. Aliens don't exist. The earth is flat.

Will you give me cosmic space powers to become the emperor of Earth if I prove I have the vision for it?

Yes

How can something that does not exist be flat?

its called illogic

we lack the organs so we Impregnate the females of earth. our technique involves implanting synthetic sperm into the female and the devolopment of our eggs takes about 3 months.
second: juste un peu.

17? Prove it, faggot

A Lesson In Experience Niggers

Go home spacenigger. We already are full here.

You can crash on the moon if you want.

I didn't mean to write 17 so fuck off fgt

HUMAN consecutive numbers are an insult. 22 to you human 22.

HUMAN Consecutive numbers are an insult to my people. 99 to your elders

Sadly, this thread is probably an accurate representation of how alien contact would go with Earth 2017

Far different to any other decade

What makes you extra?

this thread is dead, back to Sup Forums

Ayy lmao?

Imaginary Physics.
It's like Imaginary Numbers, but for Unified Field Theory instead of Algebra/Calculus.

33

What's it like bein a extratestical?

>a IQ

Oh Well I Never.
55 to you and 9999

we do not have these things you call extratesticles

Fuckin space niggers man, always tryin ta come here to ruin our planet. Fuck off! Go ruin your own planet.

What kind of wall can we build to keep you bastards out?

I 99'd your earth mum last night.

>a iq

Remove yourself from the gene pool

Goku: Don't kill vegeter he dindu nuffin!!

6699 niggerbob blackpants

There was already a terrestrial and he was the second one, obviously.

Donald trump has spoken with our leader.
he is a very good deal maker. we have a deal to abduct more and more humans. we will be more prevalent on earth.

Could you help me somehow make a half million us dollars? I'll get you as many cows as you desire.

Why is it always about the anal probe with you guys.

I want Glipborks. only fresh ones.

we want to know how you make our ship fuel without effort.

Bait. If i went to another planet, i would not call myself an alien.

You'll have to follow me to the microscopic level so we can here then up around Morgan Freemans moles.

Herd them up