I'm getting too old to be a virgin, so I might as well shoot from the hip. I'm a 32 year old virgin living in Oregon...

I'm getting too old to be a virgin, so I might as well shoot from the hip. I'm a 32 year old virgin living in Oregon , would any lady's like to meet up and have a special night ? I'm very sensual and giving.
Size, race and facial features aren't issues, just be ready for one wild night! Drop me your kik's if your female (genetically female not necessary) and living in the 503 area.
Thanks for your time

Bump for love

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Wtf is that

op.... your phone...? bump

>>Genetically female

Are sayin there are non genetic females? Please show us all evidence to support this.

Its ok we all know youre a faggot.

flip phone

fucking kek

yes come to b to meet girls

No GPS smart phone tracking
OP always 1 step ahead

There are mentally ill males that believe they were "born" female in a male body.

I lost my Virgin at 32 Bro. 32 is your lucky number, and you have my spirit power. Good luck.

It's cause you are a Portland faggot, there is something wrong with people from Portland. Everyone I have met from that area is fucking odd and thinks they are so amazing and unique. Fuck all of you Portland idiots.

Why is your dick so short. Its like 5 inches...

First time a girl swallowed my cum was in PDX. Those girls are fucking whores.

This. Portlandia isn't funny, it's true.

my name is nicole and I am in portland for the next 4 days before I go back to florida i'd love to suck your dick call me 727237-3387

bitch you should be posting everything but that. No girl is gonna fuck you for that, play a different angle.

At this point, just go for a whore. Asian massage parlor. Cheap, easy, and will take your mind off that virginity shit.

Wonder if being a dumbass with his nasty little taco hanging out contributed to you being a pathetic virgin?

Try this OP if it's just important for you to lose your virginity.

Having some actually connect with you on a psychological/emotional level however is something you can't buy.

Never seen the show, but everyone Ive met is like mix of redneck and hippie. They can't just do things normal, it has to be some odd fucking drawn out "creative unique" thing.

Stfu. OP, go rape a crack whore.

go on backpage and bang an escort you fag.

Those are cops on there

Go on a fucking app and just act like youve done it 1000 times. After you nut you can just leave.

go gay someone would love to stick his diity up your biity zappty zump

>1990s era flip-phone
>Boxers that are a solid 8 sizes too large
>elementary school's world map hanging on the wall as decor
>pillowcase with repeated character/animal print
>Still wearing pants and boxers while taking a dick pic
>that picture resolution

I can see why you're a virgin son.

You're an idiot.

Ex-Portlandfag here. I used to live there and I just thought that's how all people were -- snotty and superior and "look at me I'm so aware". Live in the south now, and yeah people are fucked up here too, but there's less pretension. And the weather is much better.

How can I act like I've done it 1000 times when I haven't? I don't how to portray that

Again. This is why you're pathetic.

Act like an asshole. Youre on the app for sex, you have nothing to lose. If they try to take it slow act like you could be anywhere else. Hell the more you try it the better youll get at playing the app.

If you listent to any of the people who use them theyll ask 50 people then keep going until theyre guaranteed sex.

Fuck off, give advice or get out

You're hopeless

Thank you, I'll have to do a little research I giess

Are you seriously asking Sup Forums you goddamn retard? Is this nigga serious right now?

There's this amazing site called Craigslist. FIND A HOOKER THERE AND NOT ON FUCKING Sup Forums.

what your kik op?

why not just fuck a dude we would let you

post a CL ad saying you want some dude to blow you. you would have someone over with the hour

I don't want to get flooded with fags and jerks , girls post and I will contact

can send pics of an ex

femanon reporting in. went to Lincoln high.
im most definitely not posting my kik on here whats yours i'll add you?

First off, one of those isnt me, you fucking idiot.

op theres a 7/10 right there for youtake it

meh she has fish face 4/10 good enough fora dicking op

It's kindashyguy79

you fucked up

one of them did. either he did or she did big time

Why??