REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
Liar, I don't plan on leaving the house tomorrow.
k
Bump for hope
I'm an Atheist, make me a believer OP
lmao stop playin
My wife may get mad.. Fuck it
oh please
Worth a shot
I would like a girl friend I like for a change. mkay.
wurf a shot
Going to ask Hannah Robinson about her classes tomorrow to see if we match anything. If we do we can talk about them, talk about English together, it'll be nice
check em'
Why not?
DONT STOP BELIEVING
What have I got to lose.
she is mine tommorow.
fuck you all guys ill get her
I don need that
Fuck it, can't hurt
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Leave your sister along faggot.
Fuck it why not?
im too beta not to try this
replied
is she cute and funny?
fuck off
wincest relationships are the best relationships. youre just jealous because you dont have a oneesan
lmao fuck this
At this point I've lost all pride or shame, fuck it
fuck it
this better deliver
Statistically unlikely
Ok.
coo
Make me believe
.
Joke's on you, my mom is my girlfriend. Already moved in with her.
bullshit
that's a miracle
Rip
If my post ends in 69 I'll believe it.
Not taking any chances
OKAY
this thread gave me aids
Please?
would be nice
i wish
Let's fucking hope
If only getting humans to mate with my species were so easily done.
...
Not taking any chances. I replied
dew it
Plz be my gf, Sarah.
Fuck it
im counting on you mf
Deal
okay
she better not be ugly
Bumping just to be safe.
this etter fucking work
im responding because i think it will work indirectly. like, looking back i can say "huh remember the time i responded and it worked? what a coincidence?' i can imagine that happening
Please I need this.
I wish
Stop lying to me op
praise kek
K
please be true
eh, why the fuck not
ive seen through your lies op
only if she looks like this
fart
But my date isn't till Thursday
Pls
please
is that a fucking trap
i better get one op :P
If only this were true. :(
but its hard enough having two girlfriends
lefty and righty =D ahahahah
HEYOOOOO
CHECK EM
if i'm dubs ill talk to a random hot girl i always see
Probably not I am married with 4 kids that's a tall order but I could probably get it done in a month
Dubs for the English boyfriend I've always wanted
Please be pretty
I need this plz
Re-roll... otherwise I'll settle for being forever alone.
impossible
If I dont im suing you for fraud
Prove me wrong OP
Sure
1
hope this one lasts for more than 3 days this time.
Sure, why not.
Plz
well, im married, but wouldn't mind a girl on the side
Fuck it, why not.
fuckmedaddy
bet
gets the girl and steam cards check
YOU TOOK MY QUADS YOU FUCK
I'll call the IRS if this is fraudulent.
PLS