REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Liar, I don't plan on leaving the house tomorrow.

k

Bump for hope

I'm an Atheist, make me a believer OP

lmao stop playin

My wife may get mad.. Fuck it

oh please

Worth a shot

I would like a girl friend I like for a change. mkay.

wurf a shot

Going to ask Hannah Robinson about her classes tomorrow to see if we match anything. If we do we can talk about them, talk about English together, it'll be nice

check em'

Why not?

DONT STOP BELIEVING

What have I got to lose.

she is mine tommorow.

fuck you all guys ill get her

I don need that

Fuck it, can't hurt

l

Leave your sister along faggot.

Fuck it why not?

im too beta not to try this

replied

is she cute and funny?

fuck off

wincest relationships are the best relationships. youre just jealous because you dont have a oneesan

lmao fuck this

At this point I've lost all pride or shame, fuck it

fuck it

this better deliver

Statistically unlikely

Ok.

coo

Make me believe

.

Joke's on you, my mom is my girlfriend. Already moved in with her.

bullshit

that's a miracle

Rip

If my post ends in 69 I'll believe it.

Not taking any chances

OKAY

this thread gave me aids

Please?

would be nice

i wish

Let's fucking hope

If only getting humans to mate with my species were so easily done.

...

Not taking any chances. I replied

dew it

Plz be my gf, Sarah.

Fuck it

im counting on you mf

Deal

okay

she better not be ugly

Bumping just to be safe.

this etter fucking work

im responding because i think it will work indirectly. like, looking back i can say "huh remember the time i responded and it worked? what a coincidence?' i can imagine that happening

Please I need this.

I wish

Stop lying to me op

praise kek

K

please be true

eh, why the fuck not

ive seen through your lies op

only if she looks like this

fart

But my date isn't till Thursday

Pls

please

is that a fucking trap

i better get one op :P

If only this were true. :(

but its hard enough having two girlfriends
lefty and righty =D ahahahah

HEYOOOOO

CHECK EM

if i'm dubs ill talk to a random hot girl i always see

Probably not I am married with 4 kids that's a tall order but I could probably get it done in a month

Dubs for the English boyfriend I've always wanted

Please be pretty

I need this plz

Re-roll... otherwise I'll settle for being forever alone.

impossible

If I dont im suing you for fraud

Prove me wrong OP

Sure

1

hope this one lasts for more than 3 days this time.

Sure, why not.

Plz

well, im married, but wouldn't mind a girl on the side

Fuck it, why not.

fuckmedaddy

bet

gets the girl and steam cards check

YOU TOOK MY QUADS YOU FUCK

I'll call the IRS if this is fraudulent.

PLS