Be me

>Be me
>New years party with my boyf
>meeting his family
>going really eh
>his cats ignore me
>Feelsbadman
>sneak some catnip in my hand and walk to the bathroom
>put the catnip in my bra and sit back on the couch with boyf
>cats are all about me be now
>snuggling up to me, rubbing themselves all over me
>Feelsgoodman
>parents say something like "She must be one of the family with how those cats love her"
>4 minutes pass
>Cats get the idea
>start clawing into my shirt
>wearing a white button up with a white bra
>one cat manages to cute through the shirt a little and into my skin
>starts bleeding
>fuck.html
>cats start going ham on my chest and only get more aggressive as I push them away
>shitfuck
>blood stains on my shirt
>dad notices and looks at me funny
>stands up really fast to get them off
>bad move
>cat claw still in my shirt rips the thin fabric open
>visible blood stained bra
>boyf broke up with me this morning
>feelsbadman

blood stained tits or GTFO

lol

>only 2 ips in the thread
>this user is either OP replying "lol" and deflecting the statement meaning they are definitely full of shit or they are replying to themself cause they're a fucking loser who needs to pretend someone laughed at his stupid post

Which is it

lol

lol

>ip count went up
>this fag thinks he's going to start a train of replies of people going "lol"

Fuck off

lol

dude why are you so angry lol if you don't like the post just go look at another I just thought it was a funny story

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One of Us. One of Us. One of Us.

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Pointless story. Good for you i guess

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well can I see your tits please?

lol

Is this real?

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kek

Do you see timestamped bloody Tits?

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>cats attacked
>heathen detected
You failed their Litmus Test

The first one.

>this can't work if your cats don't like me
>I know
>I'll put catnip on one of the most sensitive parts of my body

R u retard

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> Pic related

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