What are some classy ways to end my life?

What are some classy ways to end my life?

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Also, livestream it or ur a bitch

Old age

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Said classy, not pathetic.

I want to be on the news. Die big or die home.

lmao how is overdose more painful than a shell from a shotgun blowing up your skull?

Waring a tophat

If its attention you want then I think you know what to do

Nah, I'm not a fucking asshole.

Drink bleach out of a wine glass

Obligatory

I like this.

Absolutely perfect!

>shotgun to head
>time- 1.7 minutes

Uhhh, I think they mean 0.000017 minutes

If you do it right it is absolutely instantaneous ad you brain is scattered into 10,000 pieces. You won't feel a damn thing.

Find a bottle of champagne or something similar that is closed by cork.

Aim the cork directly between your eyes and focus your Hamon into the bottle as fucking hard as you possibly can.

If that doesn't work, I have a cursed VISA tape that'll get the job done in 7 days...

Why do you want to end it?

*VHS tape. Goddamn autocorrect.

This definitely took 1.7 minutes to die from

Eat psilocybin mushrooms like this OP.

shotgun = instant

You don't feel the shotgun.

You do feel the hours and hours of agony after taking a bunch of chemicals that don't agree with your body.

Hard to believe but this guy actually lived and has two kids in Nebraska now. I think he is a real estate agent or something

I dislike what I see, I want see what's on the other side, if there is any.

If you were going to kill yourself you would have done it already.

I bet he's very charismatic.

Link? image search brings up "kurt cobain dead body"

In a classroom.

Hang yourself from a stoplight at a big intersection.

Livestream yourself complaining about Trump and then jump off a skyscraper.

Columbine style