It's been long enough since it happened, and it's late enough that I'm comfortable telling you this, Sup Forums...

It's been long enough since it happened, and it's late enough that I'm comfortable telling you this, Sup Forums. So sit back and read the story of how my best friend ruined my life.

>about to graduate high school
>best friend and I did everything together
>both of us very, very into martial arts/fighting
>also both giant weeb faggots at the time
>not obese weeb faggots, but weeb faggots nonetheless
Anyway
>both become pretty good at fighting stuff
>among the best wrestlers on our school's team, both of us black belts at local McDojo
>Weebanese spirit inspires us to become "rivals"
>meaning choose different dojos when we graduate, and spar with each other once a year to see who improved more
>sounds fucking incredible, agree
>graduation comes, we go to same college
cont.

this will end as you suck each other's dick?

It will only end in blood and tears!

>college town has like 6 different weeb-fu dojos
>he chooses the club at our uni, I choose the one about 5 miles away from campus
>we both go to classes, have a few together, and then go to MA practice
>decide once a year is stupid, and agree to spar once a month since we got impatient
>my dojo is just as weeby and lame as his, but I was always a better athlete
>kick his ass each time for about two years
>he starts to get angrier each time
>one time, stops talking to me for the whole month
>the month passes, time to spar again
>he texts me, asks if we can spar on the grass outside tonight
>sure best friend lol that's not suspicious at all
>on the way to park where we're meeting, see two guys acting kinda shady by the shitty playground at this park
>see best friend in his sparring gear
>we start doing our usual
>two minutes in, notice randos walking toward us
>think somethings up, try to warn friend
>tackles me to the ground
>"this is what you fucking get, you cheap fucker"
>randos start running over to us
>manage to slip out from under friend and kick him in the gut
>run like fuck
>don't bother pressing charges, just switched to another college
>hear nothing from "friend" for years
cont.

Did you move to your auntie and uncle in bel air?

...

man why is this board so uncomfortable

>finish school with creative writing degree
>pretty much drop the anime and martial arts shit as soon as friend pulls this shit
>about four years after the incident, living with some friends from new college in a big city
>work freelance writing for newspapers while waiting to sales on my dumb romance/erotic novel to pick up
>"Young and Sweet" sounded like a good title to me and my lying female friends
>can't have been that good, managed to sell a whopping twnety copies
>three don't even count, I bought them to give as gifts to some girls at the freelance agency since they said they were interested
>birthday rolls around, roomies take me barhopping
>have about six shots per bar
>go to like, 3 bars
>fucking OUT OF IT
>just sober enough to notice a swole motherfucker who looks like a guy who would tackle you in the park at night
cont.

...

>ex-friend is a fucking Chad now
>apparently started fighting for some MMA gym near that first college once I left
>arms look like my thighs
>Try to drunkenly tell my roomies to get us the fuck outta here
>Chadules hears me
>his expression belongs in an anal rape hentai when he sees me
>"Heyyyyyy buddy, long time no see!"
>Comes up and gives me a fucking hug
>just kinda roll with it, too drunk to fight anyway
>"Dude, how've you been? I haven't seen you since Meme State University!"
>go on with small talk and shit
>roomies all think he's great, we all play pool until the bar closes
>we all decide Chadules is cool
>"Hey dude, it's your birthday yeah? Lemme buy you some dinner man, let's catch up"
>lolok.jpeg
>friends all head home, I hop in with ex-friend
>go to Denny's actually have a cool conversation
>He's married, working as a cop now
>finish our food and get back in the car
cont.

FINISH THE FUCKING STORY

>floorasaur etc.
>OP was gay

>Drive around town for a bit while he tries to follow Google Maps
>he finally gets to the place
>keeps driving
Translated from drunken mumbling:
>"dude, that was my place"
>punches me in the face from the driver seat
>peels out down the now-empty street
>try to get out of car, but he had fucked with the passenger locks
>finally stops car out in the middle of some corn field
>Jumps out and yanks me out of the car with one hand
>"You think you could just run away from it, huh? You thought it'd allll be safe if you just ran away, you fucking pussy?"
>cracks my fucking ribs off the hood of car, practically breaks my leg with a kick
>"You're gonna learn how much of a pussy you really are, fucker. Put this on, NOW"
>throws a dress and some panties at me
>pulls out his phone, recording me
>"PUT IT ON"
>oblige him, in tears
>try to stand up, but have to lean on car because of my leg.
>"There you go pussy, you're a real queen now, haha."
>"Dance, faggot"
>Can barely move at all, but manage to step back and forth in between heaving sobs
>"That's it user, now you know what a pussy move that is. Now, look at you"
>"You are the Dancing Queen
>Young and sweet, only 17

Please give me title of your novel. If it is half as entertaining as your greentext, then I will gladly buy a copy. Have you ever thought about becoming the second coming of Chuck Tingle?

This is getting good, I hope it ends with you slowly ending chads existence in the most painful way

op is an unfunny faggot

Open types slow... I leave and come back and he's only got one more post... in the time I was afk, I fed my newborn a whole bottle, complete with her getting to tired and falling asleep halfway...

crazy my daughter also woke up to feed...

Still waiting also.. Was just getting good

I dunno what ur waitin for my dude, I already ended it with a shitty ABBA pun

I could try to write an actual ending, if you want

Ahhh I thought justice was going to rain down onto chad. Whatever that was still good.

The millennials don't get it, did you just really end this on ABBA? Because if so, weak as fuck 1/10.

Where's the fucking ending mate?
The fuck happens next?

Motherfucker lol

See If you ACTUALLY like this shit, I can work on a real ending to see what ya think, but bear in mind that it's late af here and the material I laid out was meant to be a medium-length greentext with a shitty pun at the end

not bad

Once again OP stays true to his nature.
Being a fag.

Wow, what a complete failure. That was just a terrible and painfully cringey attempt at being funny. Don't ever write again.

I wouldn't say a COMPLETE failure, user.

After all, I got my (You) fix, and now I get to watch you lot be angry until the thread 404s

I really liked this story. Good job

yeah post moar stories...