>wake up
>see this
>wat do
Wake up
Leave the Apple Store and go home
fuck, sleep walking again.
Apologize to the stranger fro walking into his house then leave.
nice meme fam
also you slept at the Apple Store. How did you not get kicked out?
politely asks if he'd like his cock sucked
I'd be really shy, hope that he initiated everything and guided me into sucking his penis
>wake up
>see this
>wat do
Wonder how that ugly blue couch got in my house
Kick him right in the dick
grab him by the pussy
Tell Gabe to put some fucking clothes on.
Hook it up with OP's man
Slowly lick his balls and shaft. See how he reacts.
Test
Hot
Please more twinks
Make out with that qt3.14
Call Op over to suck his dick.
Gladly.
That dick looks quite delicious
...
moar
It would be pretty cool to fuck the dead crispy dude's ass. I bet it's still juicy inside the ass meat so when you start fucking his dead asshole harder the crispy skin sloughs off and the ass begins lubricating with blistered muscle fluids and hot blood.
Orgasmic.
... the fuck.
Kiwf
He's already too hot though. He's immune. ;)
suck his cock until he cums in my mouth
call police
>666
Satan has good taste. No pun intended.
no pun located
Well, since I'm dating a guy like that I would probably
>1
Ask if we did anything
>2
Call my boyfriend
>3
Go to my ssgt and ask for a trip to airman health
GET OUT OF MY MILLITARY FAGGOT
walk over, get on my knees like the faggot i am and start sucking him off
...
beat him beacause he's invading my privacy.