Wake up

>wake up
>see this
>wat do

Leave the Apple Store and go home

fuck, sleep walking again.
Apologize to the stranger fro walking into his house then leave.

nice meme fam


also you slept at the Apple Store. How did you not get kicked out?

politely asks if he'd like his cock sucked

I'd be really shy, hope that he initiated everything and guided me into sucking his penis

>wake up
>see this
>wat do

Wonder how that ugly blue couch got in my house

Kick him right in the dick

grab him by the pussy

Tell Gabe to put some fucking clothes on.

Hook it up with OP's man

Slowly lick his balls and shaft. See how he reacts.

Test

Hot

Please more twinks

Make out with that qt3.14

Call Op over to suck his dick.

Gladly.

That dick looks quite delicious

...

moar

It would be pretty cool to fuck the dead crispy dude's ass. I bet it's still juicy inside the ass meat so when you start fucking his dead asshole harder the crispy skin sloughs off and the ass begins lubricating with blistered muscle fluids and hot blood.

Orgasmic.

... the fuck.

Kiwf

He's already too hot though. He's immune. ;)

suck his cock until he cums in my mouth

call police

>666

Satan has good taste. No pun intended.

no pun located

Well, since I'm dating a guy like that I would probably
>1
Ask if we did anything
>2
Call my boyfriend
>3
Go to my ssgt and ask for a trip to airman health

GET OUT OF MY MILLITARY FAGGOT

walk over, get on my knees like the faggot i am and start sucking him off

...

beat him beacause he's invading my privacy.