Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

What kind of loser wastes his time spamming avatarfag threads xd

Claim :o

One for Pete and two for Paul
One for Pat to make him fall

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Still here and still nothing to do

i wish i could watch someone fuck yuno and eat the cum out of her.

and i mean i will do the cum eating after someone else fucks her.

Easiest 83% ever

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what is the little table that comes in the pizza for?

Keeps the lid from sagging into the pizza

I don't know, klonata.
My dominos don't have those

if the box was done right then it wouldn't need to -_-

To prevent the cheese and from sticking to the box in case it's flipped

why would you ever get pizza from dominos?

aren't they constantly rated worst pizza? :o
who the flip flips their pizza? -_-

>claiming shielder~

I like there crust and Molten Lava cakes.

lewds please :o

You underestimate the human stupidity.

I like their chicken and cheesy bread

my friend used to work there and we sometimes got free pizza :o

It's for eating really tiny pizzas off of.

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10/10 waifu

How are the bunnies today?

are you looking in a mirror?
I prefered the nachos lunchables

Hello Alice how are you?

>pets the kitty

Well enough. Time to go home, do nothing and hate life

The nachos a shit.

Pizza a best.

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Is eyebrow-kun alive?

I wish I was with you :o
you microwaved it I bet -_-

I'm really curious where there's more than one "Syndra as a cat" pictures.

How many calories are in semen?

let's find out

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woah you come on quick

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the answer is 5 in an average load

What would you do?

solve cum equations

No, I didn't, because I'm not a faggot. Cold pizza is the literal best.

thanks teach, now i'm hungry for it :o

might as well eat tomato sauce from the fridge -_-

Just got home, claiming so I can sleep tight knowing my waifu is claimed

this looks like a waifu claimer but I can't put my finger on it :o

no one would claim her :o

Good night

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Tomato sauce mixed with pepperoni, Mozzarella, and pizza dough.

:o me konata

pepperoni is the worst pizza topping -_-

you mean pic or how i type?

a minor shouldn't be up at 6am -_-
both :o

It's almost 9 am though

You shouldn't be alive.

East coast beast coast

another user posted r34 of that character for his chara x someone else shitposts i think,

and yes you are right but who am i?

beats me
we'll all be dead one day :o
do you have school today?

And you should get a head start on it.

Yes

I'm in class

i don't want to give away

can i beat your meat :o

depends on who this is :o
tell your teacher I said hi
you should stop being mean -_-

カラミチーマス

>I'm in class

madman

Hi, I don't think we've talked before?

i don't think you consider me one of your besties but you know me

Will do

Based god

That's not a huge hint -_-

I try to be friends with anyone that talks to me

Stop being a bitch.

Shimakaze claimeeeed

I'm a bitch for liking quality pizza toppings? :o
cute

im too shy to reveal, i want you to figure it out.

You're a bitch for being a bitch.

You are weak, your bloodline is weak, you will not survive the winter.

XDdddd

do I have unlimited guesses?
winter is over in Arizona ya dingus

of course as many you need.

flan

nope

may I have a hint?

shino

Exactly.

You're still a bitch.

not a touhou

You don't make sense -_-
do we even talk I can't even think of people

mami

I make perfect sens if you're not a bitch.

we talk rarely.

and no

galil
sens -_-

nope

we will never know

I don't wanna keep trying to guess so you win

I don't think we have. How are you?

sorry. try again later.

I won't -_-

A little bit bored since I have too much free time and nothing to do. But aside from that everything is great!
Hoe about you? Done abything fun?

:(

:)
get a job? :o

:(

I like seeing you sad :o

Liru claimed

I have 2 and I study.... but I still have way too much free time

thats sadistic :(

Nothing much is available for me other than school and performances because Chinese New Year.

It's very tiring