Most fucked up joke you have. I'll start

Most fucked up joke you have. I'll start

Like my daughter is getting to that age where she asks weird questions about sex. Like just the other day she asked is that the best you can do?""

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Hope do you make a little bit cry twice?

Wipe your body dick on his teddy bear.

What's the best part about raping a ten year old girl?

Flipping her over and pretend your raping a nine year old boy.

Bump

>Hope do you make a little bit cry twice?
>Wipe your body dick on his teddy bear.
>404 enlgish nut fund

what does a jew pervert say?
wanna buy some candy lil girl?

It's not funny to make fun of the haulocaust

My grandad died in a concentration camp
He fell from a watch tower and broke his neck.

Why are jews so good with money?

Mandatory concentration camps.

what would the flintstones be called if they were black

Nigger

Why do blacks hate dogs?
Because they have more rights than them

Why did the nigger cross the road?

To steal a bike on the other side

What do you call a nigger with a job?

I'll let you know when I find one.

I was eating out my girlfriend when I tasted horse semen and I thought "Oh so that's how grandma died".

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

lol

How do you get a nun pregnant?
>Dress her up like an altar boy

What word starts with the letter N and ends with R that you'd never want to call a black person to their face?
>Neighbor

What's the best part about 74 year olds?
>There's 70 of them.

How do you titty fuck an 8 year old?
>Break her clavicle in half.

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
>Nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did god invent shopping carts?
>To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

Why did the woman cross the road?
>Who cares. Find out who gave her a pair of shoes and permission to leave the kitchen.

How did the redneck mother know her daughter was on her period?
>She tasted the blood on her son's cock.

aaaaaaaaaand I'm out.

Guy brings his daughter to the doctors office

Doc said "woah! Sir! Do you know your daughter is sexually active?! "

Guy said "nope, she just lays there like her mother"

Today, I was lifting an old carpet, as we have a damp problem. Underneath there were hundreds of slugs and worms. My wife and I picked up about 40 slugs and put them in a pair of my wife's panties. I then put the panties on. The feeling was amazing. I got a huge erection and I could feel them sliding over my glans, and round my balls. Eventually I could feel one going up my bum. I knew I would come soon, so I let my wife tie me up, with my hands and feet speadeagled and attached to some furniture. She then took the panties down and about 15 of the slugs were crawling over my cock and balls. I came, spurting out loads of cum all over the poor things, but still couldn't move. My wife then took the other slugs out of the panties and placed them on my cock. She was careful to put some of them right on the opening of my cock, which was now covered in a mixture of sperm and glistening goo from the slugs. She opened up my arse and tried to put one in there too. I got hard again quite quickly as I thought of these slimy little things crawling over me. I imagined them biting me. One seemed to be trying to enter my uretha and this caused me to come again. That was 4 hurs ago. My cock is now very itchy, but I am about to give them another "feed".

High, tired wanna laugh.

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A paedophile brings a young boy into the woods. They walk for hours, deeper and deeper into the woods. The young boy turns to the paedophile and says "I'm scared, the paedophile replies "you're scared!?!? How do you think I feel? I have to walk home by myself!"

what's the worst thing that can happen when you have the flu?
Getting raped by a giant body builder

>Break her clavicle in half.
sternum you fuck wit

You win.

What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?

The bucket

what did a nigger say to a lamp post?
"He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class."

snapping the sternum on the body of an 8 year old would undoubtedly end in mortality.

snapping the collarbone would be painful but not life threatening.

try harder next time, boy.

Why do jew women not suck uncut dicks?
Because they wont touch anything that isnt 20% off.

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Getting raped by 2 giant bodybuilders?

A jew walked into a store and asked:
"Rock music approaches at high velocity?"

What is the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?

Acne waits until you are 13 to cum on your face.

Explain bitch

How do you get a Jewish girls number?

Roll up her sleeve

How do you make a janitor cry?

Kill his family

I dated this half asian girl once.
Her father was korean, and her mother was chinese.
she was victim of a horrible car accident.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall ?
>Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is the whitest thing about a nigger ?
>Its owner.

Why do jews have so big noses ?
>Because air is free.

How do you get a baby to stop crawl in circles ?
>You have to nail the other hand to the floor.

>how do you know you have a gay barbecue? the wieners are shitty

kek

A dog says to another dog "Eh, give me back my bowl, damn molosse"

so sorry, thanks for the reset of my moral compass. you god damn fool.

two biscuits sitting in an oven. one biscuit says to the other "gee it's hot in here" the other says "holy shit a talking biscuit!"

KYS

not so fucked up but kek anyways

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

Because she got hit by a lorry

what a waste of good trip dubs

Tharnks fur yore kontribution non engrish spelunker.

Not sure about this. Is your gf your dad grandma?

What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
>my dick while i'm doing it

Damn I wish it put something better now

Sheeeeeeeeeeit

Wot

I'll try to translate:

How do you make a little boy cry twice?

Rub your bloody dick on his Teddy bear

Lol

Grandmother is dead. Cunnilingus. Horse semen. Girlfriend is also dead.

Whats long, brown, and sticky?
A stick.

shit

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What do you call a dead sand-nigger at the bottom of a lake?
> A good start

Why can't you fool an abortion?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What comes before a vegetable? A wheelchair

This thread changed real quick

whats pink, 27cm and makes my gf cry when i shove it in her face?

-Her stillborn child

i could've just typed kek or trow a silly maymay down. meh whatevs

Why had Noddy got a bell on is hat?
Because he's a cunt

Kek

What's the difference between a baby and a hot pocket?
A hot pocket doesn't scream when I put my dick in it.

but does the baby burn your dick?

Kek

lava pocket

LE GR8 JOKKES GUIS XDDDD

Sup Forums GOLD 2 U

LE EPIX WIN

KEK

Why did sally fall off the swing?
>Because sally has no arms
What did sally get for christmas?
>Dont know she cant open it
What did she get the next year?
>Gloves
Why did sally get pregnant?
>Couldnt fend off her dad

Why to they bury niggers in shallow graves
>so they can still get a handout

Why to they bury them 10 foot deep?
> cause deep down they are really nice people

Don't girls generally grow sooner than boys?

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

What did the blind, deaf, dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Welp, I just saw a fetus die

That's enough internet for the day

Where did the really poor boy take the really poor girl out for dinner?

Nowhere.

O_O That last one

Today, I found out that, thanks to a rare bone disease, my 6 year old daughter has only four weeks to live. I decided to read the paper to take my mind off it and discovered a suicide bomber in Baghdad has killed 30 people in a market place.
I cast aside the paper and walk to my daughter’s bedroom. I stand in the doorway, watching her sleep, thinking how cruel this world can be. Barely 6 years old and soon to be in heaven. My mind was cast back to the suicide bomber, on his way there and eager to meet the virgins that wait for him. I gently closed the bedroom door, took out my cock and moved towards my innocent child.
Fuck you, Mohammed. This is one virgin you won’t be getting your hands on.

Wanted to continue with the thing but I dont have the original screen cap

What does that even mean?

That's actually pretty hot. Green text of you having consensual deathbed sex with your hypothetical daughter please
>pretty pleaze

Hello newfriend

Best way to get gum out of your hair?

>cancer

My molasses soaked cock in your ass, boy.

Cancer doesn't make your hair fall out you insipid mong. Try again faggot

just try it faggot

you'll see

Kek

Hello, degenerate. How long do you think you can run from God?

Nigger alert.

Jew medicine makes your hair fall you fucking nigger not the cancer .
>guzzle bleach and die faggot

Is that HWNDU girl?

Fuck off faggot

statistically
8 out of 9 people enjoy gangrapes

I get these BJs from her, faggot. You riding your boyfriend's cock reverse cowgirl style so you can type?