ITT: post the weirdest/sickest sexual thing/fetish you've ever done that anons will say you probably didn't do.
I'll start: I once blackmailed two hot coworkers into a threeway. It was even better because they both hated each other, they were both pursuing the same guy at work. Came buckets watching them hesitantly touch each other at my direction.
i once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
with a woman from the church of jesus christ of the latter day saints
> inb4 that dude with his dick in a blender
>inb4 a bunch of faggots do their typical retarded joke.
Jesus dude, that's twisted.
Reported to FBI.
My wife is into extreme domination, I once put her in the pot during poker night when I ran out of money.
Reported to the FBI you fucking pervert.
And?
I'm in the snuff industry, and I fucked and killed dozens of girls is many different ways. I also sometimes did some cooking/taxidermy on some of them. I remember a beautiful ginger who was a really funny girl. I skinned her alive before cooking her in boiling water. Ask me anything.
And the winner got twenty minutes in the spare bedroom with her. I told him 'be rough, she likes that.' jesus, the screams we heard. Pretty sure every one of us was rock hard by the time they came out. Sucks for the rest of my friends, I got to finish her off when they left.
If she was really funny, didn't you feel kinda shitty about skinning her and shit?
I mean I would normally because I'm not psychotic or interested in murdering people, but I feel like it'd be hard if they were really funny.
my name is adolf hitler and i killed a hundred million jews with my penis
Pissed on a girl.
She asked me to, found it wierd, she asked if she could return the favor, I declined
Fucked her for a couple more weeks and sacked her off
Last time I visit my grandma.
That OP image is questionable. Just sayin.
ohh so edgy
also fake and gay
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I once spent 3 years gaslighting and psychologically torturing a girl who was in love with me, but I didn't care about. I eroded her personality and even got her hooked on drugs to see if I could.
I pissed in a girl, she said it felt good. It was actually hard to do because I couldn't pee with a boner so I had to wait for it to go down a bit while inside her to be able to start pissing.
Did it in the bathtub, no mess. She liked it for some reason. I miss her sometimes lol.
I figured it was probably a pasta.
Used my sleeping sisters hand to jerk off then put my cum in her mouth
A better end to the story would be that you won with a full house and took the pot.
Why would I feel bad ? I like snuffing. And I got a lot of money from the client for doing this. It's just business. Also do the people in slaughterhouses feel bad for killing bunnies even if they are cute and fluffy ? No.
kek
Ohh fuck! What a fucking sick faggot, there's limits you piece of pervert shit.
She blew me first so erection and the first time you piss after jizzing feeling
She had a rubber sheet down
I don't think I was the first.
She enjoyed it, I didn't
Honestly couldn't look at her anymore all I could see was piss splashing off her face.
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Lolski, comrade.
14 years ago, got into a hot sex chat with a local girl who told me she needed to see me in person and make it happen. she gave me her address and told me to go inside the house and find her waiting in bed. Being a complete moron, i thought this was a great idea. everything worked out fine for a while. I slipped into bed naked with her and we made out for a while. i went down on her, kindof hairy but nice pussy. she went down on me and screamed. she wasnt expecting a penis. apparently she was under impression i was going to be a girl. I quickly retreated. We had been set up by an ex lover of hers.
that little brown spot on her white panties from her asshole is disgusting tho.
I hurt somebody's feelings, once.
I once spent 3 years gaslighting and psychologically abusing a girl who was in love with me. I destroyed her personality and got her hooked on drugs to see if I could.
I hated when the Kiwi died in The Hateful Eight, she seemed so nice. I couldn't do it. Although I couldn't murder either, so...
How in blazes did not someone ask for more.
Pls elaborate, user. Context, reasons, all of that.
>Honestly couldn't look at her anymore all I could see was piss splashing off her face.
So she got hotter? I don't get the problem.
I'm glad I'm not the only one, user.
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
What the hell did you have on them that they agreed to do that? How did you approach them about it? I must know more.
Hating when the Kiwi died? Or, not murdering?
Hating when the Kiwi died. That pleading look in her eye. She didn't deserve it, mane. None of them did.
Are you me? I've done the same exact thing, I loved it and so did she. Not with her anymore, sadly.
This is transparently made up
Both girls extremely petite and short. One blonde, one brunette. Caught one stealing from the til, and walked in on the other falsifying documents at work. Both fireable offenses.
They were both legal, one was 19, the other had just turned 18. Both these incidents happened within like three days of each other. They both begged me not to tell, need my job, I'll do anything blah blah. I'm usually a pretty nice guy, so I just shrugged and said sure initially.
But a few days later I started thinking I could turn this to my advantage. Invited them to hang out after work (individually) then when they both showed up all wtf, sat them down and explained the situation.
1. They'd both done something that would get them fired.
2. I was happy to keep my mouth shut, but there'd be a price to pay.
The younger blonde agreed pretty quickly, but the brunette took some convincing/explaining. Luckily she pays a fuckton of insurance for a DUI she got last year. And thus, the most epic, definitely not-entirely-consensual threesome was born.
No such thing.
Go back to working on your Sonichu comic.
You're right. Why, in the name of God, is there only one?
You are my hero.
Yeah, poor girl, I didn't give a shit about the rest though.
How old were you at the time, I think I was probably about 17 or 18. She was a freak sexually, was awesome.
>Be 14
>Have a girlfriend lets call her Jennifer
>Jennifer tells me her older cousin Chloe who is about 15 wants to come hang.
>The more the merrier
>We had this little indent in a street where cars parked at night
>during the day no adults went there ever
>Chloe decides shes thristy and goes down to the shop
>Jennifer decided we should french kiss with the time we had
>with my back to the wall and my ass on the floor she gets on her knees.
>what happens is 5 minutes of awkward groping and kissing
>was a virgin so shit was cash
>Chloe comes saying she didnt have enough money
>we didnt have enough time to get away from eachother
>she stares for a solid 30 seconds and asks if she can join in
>my already semi dick stiffens
>Jennifer looks at me with the sluttiest grin ive seen to date
>even though our indent is private cars still drive by
>we end up in a tent in jennifers back garden that was set up for her younger siblings
>Chloe being experienced and shit without a word being said pulls my trousers to my knees
>fucking diamonds
>she tells me to sit down and I gladly oblige
>tries to give me a blowjob but ends up just massaging the my head with her lips
>not that im complaining
>Jennifer jealous of the attention tries afterwards getting halfway down the shaft without even choking
>Chloe horny as shit asks me to finger her at this point
>they switch places a few times
>they get super kinky all of a sudden
>look at eachother with some nasty look and drop their leggings simultaniously
>almost nut on the spot
>they ask me to eat them out
>Do so always making sure each of them are pleasured at any time
>be it finger or oral
>after jennifer got wet enough she sat up and pushed me on my back
>she slowly gets onto her knees crawls over and flattens my legs
>with her panties still hanging onto her ankle for dear life she starts to grind her pussy up my dick against my belly
>I came after a minute in complete awe
>they dress up (CONT) ?
>The younger blonde agreed pretty quickly
Noted.
If true, you're doing good work.
Back when I was a poorfag I used to have to use public laundromats.
If I was lucky a hot babe or milf would come in while I was doing my laundry.
I'm not proud, but I'd wait until their shit was in the dryer and they fucked off for a coffee or whatever. I'd crack open the dryer, find the sexiest pair of underwear I could find. While it was still wet from the wash and hot from the dryer I'd wrap it around my cock and jerk off with it.
After I'd dumped a hot load into their underwear I'd put them back in the dryer.
I'd like to image some hot bitch jogging or some such with my dried on cum in her underpants.
Shit was cash bro.
Then I got caught. Fun over.
Story?
That's hot, more details? What did the two coworkers look like?
Go on. Need more details on what went down.
yah, definitely sounds like it, dont blame you, but it totally happened to me. Ive never told anyone i know about it. For a little while i tried to convince her she wanted to have sex with a dude. She was 100% lesbian. I think i was her first boy kiss. I wondered how she couldnt notice i was a dude while kissing, but I was a real skinny, slight-built dude back then, barely any facial hair, pretty much a little faggy-cake to be honest. so yah, that happened.
Like I said, I'm usually a very mild-mannered, nice guy. So I felt kinda bad. I seriously went all cold and Machiavellian, to this day I still don't know where the fuck it came from other than they were both smoking hot and I'd had my eye on them both for a while.
Blonde was very slender, a little taller, Tiny AA cup tits. Willowy, I guess. Brunette was short and a little more filled out. probably b cups, and the plumpest little ass I've ever seen.
>on holiday with family
>sister, mom and aunt have been drinking cocktails all morning
>adults go out on some trip
>I'm swimming in the pool
>sister has passed out or fallen asleep by the pool
>she's wearing a very small white bikini
>can see her camel toe
>boner.gif, start cautiously jacking it
>after 10 mins, she hasn't moved a muscle
>get out, go over and poke her on the cheek
>nothing
>poke her in the ribs
>nothing
>bikini is the type with the strings at the sides
>give one of them a tug
>she doesn't react at all
>untie other side
>pull front down, find out she has a real nice bush
>harder than I've ever been before, start jacking again
>about to cum, rub dick across her pubes
>cum buckets all over it
>put her bikini back in place carefully, tie it up
>act like nothing happened
>she woke up an hour later and then went for a swim and didn't seem to notice
Where to begin. I used to have a gf that was into all kinds of hardcore stuff. I "raped" her at gunpoint, would beat her and give her a bloody nose then face fuck her so she coughed up bloody snot all over my dick, she cut herself for me and I cut her, I pissed on her, I pissed inside her. I can go on and on. We also switched and she did some fucked up stuff to me too.
>girl
>funny
Fake confirmed.
This joke is overdone and you and everyone else who responded are retarded butt munchers.
a chubby girl from work (3/10) had a crush on me and wanted to hook up with me. wrote her that iam not interested but would like to see her masturbate. i was pretty drunk and the moment i wrote that, i thought i will get into trouble. but she accepted and visited me. she sat on my bed bottomless and rubbed her pussy and moaned like there was no tomorrow. got turned on and fucked her raw. we became a sex couple and 95% of the time we fucked at her house. i didnt really care about that relationship (because 3/10 as i said and she had the personality of a stone) and tried some weird positions and also anal and a2m. she never complained. i moaned intentionally loud so that her brother and parents could hear me/us. one time the little brother told me "dude we could hear you all the time having sex" and i was just like "yes i know". his face when.
still good friends with her dad
Either you're lying or she let you do this/was too scared to stop you. Probably you're lying.
She was 20, I was...much older. This was only about a year ago
I fuck my daughters. I fucked one on a public bathroom changing table, I fuck them right after their little girl softball games, Ifuck them wheneverI want because they're hot and they're mine. There is nothing like cumming in a girl you made yourself.
Little girls are made to get fucked by her daddy.
Got my ex to fuck a dog twice, was reluctant but did cum during the second Time
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
before i started dating my long term girlfriend in college i raped her while she was unconscious from drinking.
Told them they may as well start by kissing and making up. So they hesitantly sat on the couch and started kissing, just little lip smooches. I told them I was getting bored, got up to grab a beer, and that they'd better have stepped their game up by the time I got back from the kitchen.
Come back to them full frenching and groping each other through their shirts, blondie was starting to moan a bit. Cont?
Yes, please, as many details as possible. The idea of 2 girls who hate each other being forced to fuck it great.
No shit. Thanks cap!
That's not rape. If a cunt doesn't want to be fucked like that it won't put itself in that position. Your gf is a slut who likes getting fucked by random guys without the responsibility of it.
Go on
Im not claiming i invented this.
But i did actually invent this response and I stand by it
ex-gf. now married to a totally different slut who i have fucked while passed out multiple times.
Adong Hitler?
I get my gf to smother my face with her cunt so I can't breathe then piss down my throat
Yes please
Na fgt get me name rite m8 it's dickler. Fite me 1v1 fgt.
That'sbetter.jpg took off my shirt and pulled out my dick and started jacking it. Told them to take off each other's shirts and bras, that was a fucking sight to behold. Watched them make out topless for a few minutes, then told them to crawl over to me. bj time. blondie dove in at first, I'm getting the sense she's actually a freak and loving the thought.
They started taking turns on my cock, but then blondie began to get a little more assertive, almost stealing my cock from the brunette. After a few minutes of that, I grabbed them both by the ponytails and pressed their mouths together with my dick in the middle. That brings us to the first nut I blew, all over their faces. Moar?
How did you get caught? What happened to you?
pissed on my wife a few times, meh what ever floats her goat i guess
got my sister pregnant.
How do you get into the industry ?
duh
Either you're lying, or an idiot, because you'd have to be borderline-retarded to admit to this online if you really do it.
Moar finish the story bro
Originalfag here, I believe you unconditionally. Thank you for your contribution to our establishment.
YESS PLEASE
you deserve dubs
How did you gaslight her?
I was making false snuff porn with friends, and I got contacted by a producer who wanted to cast me. My first victim was a brunette, I gutted her while Fucking her in the ass.
fuck it, I'll continue. I'm actually enjoying reliving this. So cum all over their faces, obviously can't have that. Told them to clean each other off. Blondie sticks out her tongue and moves towards brunette who backs off and settles down on her haunches. Her face is getting red, and I can tell tears are close.
Didn't want her to freak out and leave, so I told her softly, 'Look, I know you don't want to do this, but you know what'll happen if you don't. But don't worry, I'm going to make sure this is great for you too.' I'll never forget this, the sweet little thing, she just fights back a sniffle, nods, closes her eyes and raises her chin. Gently purses her lips and turns her face to blondie, who fucking devours my cum off of her. Jesus, I've blown so many loads to that mental image.
Once she was cleaned up, brunette hesitantly started licking my cum off of blondie. Blondie's got a slutty grin on her face at this point, actually closed her eyes and moaned, she was really getting into things.
>"Yes i know"
Love that shit when people telling you to keep it on the downlow and you make them look like an idiot
ITT: edgy teens
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cucking
had a sex dream about my sister. i'm obsessed with her. i want her so bad now. jack off into her panties and shampoo. fap to her constantly. never was into her until that dream. now i can't stop thinking about wanting her. she's so sexy to me now.
mless/C3E594F
Fake, but kinda hot.
This bitch was so hot I was fucking diamonds watching her bending over the washer. Had this skirt on, like zebra print or something. While she was waiting for her wash to finish I could see right up her skirt, she had these blue spotty underpants on. Once she put her clothes in the dryer and left I was too horny and forgot my normal routine. She came back a minute later, left her keys behind or something, to find me going through the dryer.
Police called. Nothing turns me off more than some butch dyke copper taking my statement...
this
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