What's the least demanding job possible where you can just browse the internet all day...

What's the least demanding job possible where you can just browse the internet all day, that doesn't require some special skills or training?
I don't care about money. Pic maybe related?

>pic related maybe
You'll be cleaning up shit half the day and distribute food to animals the other half.

Worlds fattest man?

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Night watch/security

Front desk at a hotel

I've heard good things about security jobs.

Prostitute

Apparently the President

Any grave yard shift at the airport. I am online browseing for like half my shift. I am a fueler I put gas in the plane

Working in a zoo is tough shit. Unless you have a doctorate in herpetology or some other crazy science

you could just collect welfare win win for you

This
Had a friend that was a guard, spent 7 hours of an 8 hour shift watching anime or playing games on his phone

air traffic controller

Security/nightwatch, clerk at drugstore/SevenEleven/minimart

Agreed. I do atc and all we do is play video games

Op ask for little training ATC is a lot more training then has guy

This. It's piss easy and it pays well.

nice

Hold a chair at a council
>only have to meet like once a month
>still get paid
The hard part is getting on the council

Run social media accounts for groups or companies

Night security guard.

airport fire crew.

most of the time you sit around waiting for a fire, and then when you arent, you get to fight fires, which is pretty cool.

IT

Only downside is when you need to upgrade shit it's busy. That and every older person in the office will have you in speed dial because "I'm 50+ and I cant be bothered to learn how to computer, and instead of trying I'm just gonna get all frustrated and not even try."

Will be a colllege grad in May with bachelor's in History (learned that teaching is a shit-tier job, but I have to finish my degree). Pretty good with computers, how would I get an IT job?

1. be pajeet
2. poo in loo
3. ????
4. PROFIT!

ooo nice one.

Work in HR? its filled with chicks and you get paid and its not even a real job!

I make 45 an hour as an building engineer. 90% of my time is spent watching YouTube or something similar

sysadmin. and you get truckload of money too.

Believe me, I'm currently at work and I browse fourchan, like I do everyday.

I work at a crematory. After the body goes in, I play xbox for a couple hours. Then I work for about 45 minutes & do another.

I actually work like 2 or 3 hrs out of like 9. It's actually kinda boring.

Get a job as a librarian. They just fuck around all day and do "research".

Would do this if I knew how to find these positions. I feel like it's something you can only do if you know someone that owns or manages a crematorium.

Most library require some bullshit degree tho, not too mention they tend to only hire old cunts since it's the only job they can do

I work as a smartphone specialist in a call center, people who can't figure out their phones call us and we get it sorted out. Usually the work itself is relatively easy, and on calm days I may not take a call for 30-40 minutes. Last Tuesday I didn't take a call for 1 hour 34 minutes. Recently I've been taking a raspberry pi and a little TV to work so I can play NES/SNES games between calls, been hella fun.

All the coworker's and supervisors are cancerous cunts who make me want to kill myself, but still. Can be easy work.

Can confirm i worked as a doorman for a couple of months in the city and around 1 am it was you tube and mobile games till like 6 am.

Pic maybe related made me fucking laugh.

What are some jobs that you do nothing and have a computer?

Security is your friend specially night shifts. I can confirm but, pick a shit security company.
Im not saying I just lazy around, I dont but, this job defiantly allows for being a lazy shit on your phone all shift.

Get gud at online poker

>specially

Jobs where I've seen people browsing random internet shit:

Clinic receptionists at clinics that aren't busy
The guys in the parking booths at parking garages
The guys in the booth at entrances to apartments
Security guards, particularly at night and particularly ones where you don't patrol often

Work at staples

driving a school bus. When you aren't currently driving (like 1-2 hours) rest of the time you sit around on your ass parked somewhere, waiting to drive somewhere else, browsing on your phone all day. Like right now for examle.

>The guys in the booth at entrances to apartments
What's that? Around here we don't have that.

I'm a white collar fed worker. I win.

what do you mean?