One of my roommates keeps drinking my dranks from our shared fridge...

one of my roommates keeps drinking my dranks from our shared fridge. id like to leave a spiked drink in there as payback. something to make him shit himself. what do you suggest i use?

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mix in a spoonful of pure capsaicin
or a drop ghb

Laxatives

Visine eye drops. Old bartender trick. He will shit his pants.

Phenolphthaline. Colorless, odorless, flavorless, non-toxic … and it "puts the 'lax' in Ex-Lax".

This.

Foreal? Like instant?

this one i was already thinking of but looks like it could potentially cause serious damage. not tryna kill the fucker just put him in a relationship with our toilet.
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a drop of ghb ?
a dose is like 1 tablespoon... idiot.

All laxatives can be harmful during and after consumption.

There was this fucker in PooInLoo that died of dehydratation because thought he was eating a magical chocolate.

they removed the active ingredient about 20 years ago.

not colorless. turns pink.

This happened to me, I just pissed in one and he drank it and complained, I never told him it was piss. He just thought it had gone off.
There for, no revenge on me

Motherfucker.

LSD.

Obviously.

roofies

quite.

Have you tried asking him to stop? If you haven't tried that first, ask him to stop first, If he won't, ask him to replace the drinks he drinks. If he refuses that, a few crushed anti-diarrhea pills in one bottle that you mark very subtly.

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will fuck his shit up to the next level especially since he wont know what the flying fuck is happening

Someone obviously hasn't watched Boardwalk Empire

Beat me to it
But do it OP

>Have you tried asking him to stop? If you haven't tried that first, ask him to stop first, If he won't, ask him to replace the drinks he drinks.
GAY. just go with the acid

I'd suggest LSD. Start with low doses (just enough for an effect to be noticeable). Be sure to get the caps off without breaking the seal. If he keeps drinking them, dose one with a pants-shittingly high dose and wait for the freakout.

Oh, would you?
Good job reading the 20 post thread newfag

>can't figure "a drop" to mean an eyeballed measurement of fluid
>spergburger's syndrome insists on taking the term "a drop" to mean literally a single drop

okay buddy, what I want you to do is simple. you need to call your ISP and tell them you want to quit the internet.

Its at least 12 hours man that wouldnt be a prank if it's above like 2 tabs

LSD

exactly what drinks and type of container are we talking here?

Is repeated theft a 'prank'? Put 500 mcg in the bottle and wait. LSD isn't physically harmful. Fuck that asshole.

you guys all keep saying LSD
in my experience the best way to trip is to get spiked.
OP you'll do this guy big favors spiking him with LSD. it'll be funny while it's happening though, and you could push him into a bad trip but that would be beyond out of order.

best bet would be to contaminate the outside of the container with capsaicin. or fuck the drinks, contaminate something he uses intimately with capsaicin. toilet paper, soap... maybe that bottle of hand lotion on his desk? you figure it out.

op here. i don't know which roommate is doin it

sperm in the bottle

minute maid juice/lemonade half gallon he stole last

so they are literally sneaking your drinks out? that's pretty fucking sad mate, I kinda feel sorry for them. maybe buy a pack of store brand stuff and leave them a little note saying they can take that stuff?
do you have any black room mates? maybe leave a jug of koolaid?

know what fuck if they are black or not, leave a jug of koolaid to let them know they are doing nigger shit.

op here. im definitely not wasting lsd on him. we all like drugs here and this would be just doing him a favor. i need to find a flavorless laxative so he drinks the whole thing

lol symolism. nice

I had a vial of cid n dropped 2 drops in a friends mouth while he was asleep, then waited half an hour and bitchslapped him awake. He broke.

flavorless laxatives, completely unnoticeable? I don't think thats gonna happen.

capsaicin contamination on the outside of the container.

Dick

you might be right bout flavorless laxatives. i might try this. just load the whole thing into a halfdrunk minute maid container. taint the pour spot. hopefully i hear him bitching and moaning bout his burning lips and insides and i'll figure out the culprit.
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Spike it with LSD

faggot.

Fun fact youre not. Youre the first one to make it true after thousands of the little fuckers bashed their skulls against the wall to break it for you to get in you have been pigging backing of other peoples hard work since the before you where born, being human is great

Spike a drink with ipecac extract. He'll feel like snakes are writhing in his insides and then violently throw up.

wait until you see him drinking one of your beverages and then cave his skull in with framing hammer.

no no user. don't put it in the drink or the opening, then the victim will notice it before it can get somewhere better via hand contamination.
drinking all that minute maid, guy is gonna need to take a leak sooner or later.
a few micrograms of that anywhere near your dong is gonna have you flipping around on the floor like a fish. then he'll probably wipe his tears away too

pure Acetaminophen

cum in his milk

this. Him drinkiing your cum would be funnier than him shitting himself. Especially if you have pics of you shooting in the jug

lsd,or an rc nbome??

magnesium citrate, flavored the same as the drink. Fizzes similar to soda, almost no flavor. Used to clean stool from intestines prior to surgery

MURDER IS FUNNY LMFAOOOOO
EKS DEE DUDE LMAO

dont do it bro , just share your drink.

how the fuck do you type this poorly? it's not like it makes sense when you say it out loud either. what made you do this, user?

this runs the risk of contaminating someone who might innocently push it aside to reach something else.

will shit water for hours can confirm

this

okay then find a subtle way to find the culprit then dump that extract in their shower gel

Pulverized viagra

4-aco-dmt, you can get it on BCL supply for like 25$, it comes in a powder, and will make you trip balls

this could be better
but make sure to add laxatives in it too
Boner while diareah

How about just get a cardboard box, write your name on it, "Nicky 'pee-wee' DeWhine", and put your drinks inside? The cardboard will let the drinks get cold and he'll be less likely to take the box out with your name, open the closed lid and take out your drink. Much harder to remain anonymous about who's stealing that way.

Nah, just boner. Best before a guaranteed social interaction.

roll

Whyboner seemingly caused by excruciating bowel evacuation pains. All the confusion.

ok now were talkin. this in a quart of lemonade should do the trick.

while in a meeting at work or at the gym

also post results

Spike it with LSD and make him have a horrible trip. Ruin him mentally

OP HERE THANX ANONS
WILL SPIKE A LEMONADE WITH MAGNESIUM CITRATE HOPEFULLY BY THIS WEEKEND
IF I GET RESULTS ILL POST EM
THANX AGAIN

There's a wide variety that of things you could dose him with

LSD, shatter/BHO/wax, piss, ipecac, 2-CE, meth, laxatives, tellurium (only a small amount will make them smell like garlic), anything with concentrated food dye, if they have any food allergies you could put that in, basically anything. Even hair

It only turns pink in the presence of a base which probably won't happen in a mixed drink

One time I shaved my head and made a hair cigarette with a little tobacco in the tip for appearances sake and left it on a ledge downtown to fuck with all the faggots who try to bum smokes

Next day I saw it stomped out next to some vomit

If you do decide to spike something, please be careful not to overdo it. With eye drops, a few drops will have him shit his pants, but too many and you will put him in the hospital

Lsd

A drink spiked with acid

keked

Put a very small amount of Ket in it
> k hole for hours
> Ket crystals in bladder
> will piss himself randomly for the rest of his life

Mineral spirits will work as well, no odor or taste.

Also, get a mini fridge for your room it will change your life.

Use rohobnol aka ko drops
Now he sleep
Now you put him in your bed, ty him.
Undress him an dress him up as girl
Make up, hair, vibrating butt plug, cock cage, vibrating cock cage if you are hardcore
Also shave him
Congrats
Now you two are girl and boyfriend

Oooh use a kidney bean that's been cooked in water just below boiling point
Then sit back and enjoy the show