Why shouldn't I kill myself?

Why shouldn't I kill myself?
>General faces of 4chin

DONNNT

Why?

I really cant think of any reason not to. But in your case...you are Amish, right?...I think its a mortal sin.

is that you son?????????????????

Amish usually don't use 4chin

because its not worth it at all

Father!!!

Where have you been all my life and why did you abandon mom???

Because you're big enough to kill the people that are stopping you from making progress.

You actually should.

I'm not that big...

You should try to to get pussy and succeed, instead of telling ppl to kill themselves!

OP clearly wants to do it, or he wouldn't be considering it.

You have the potential to be. That is not an ectomorph body. You could probably get fit just by doing bodyweight exercises.

You have a beard, a tattoo, arent fat looking, and your home looks clean. I say thats enough to keep going. You look lonely though. maybe you should go slam dancing. I think youd meet some friends if you smash around in the middle.

I'm married, so I'm considering the repercussions...

None of the repercussions will affect you.

This isn't /fit/

Oh man. What did she do to you?

Because you can grow a magnificent beard

She's sick... And got me sick....

sick with what

chickenpox

These are the kinds of faggots telling you your life is worth living, may as well rip off the band-aid and shuffle off.

Meh... It's okay...

show us your Tats...

Aids

Which ones???

You should. You're a balding fat ass with glasses. Your genes are fucked. Don't reproduce, you'll just have another balding, fat, blind kid.

...thats a tough one esse.

It's actually just the flu... But it's just as bas
D as aids when you get it...

Cuz you work at GILT

At least they would get laid

Because there are people that love you, and if you die, you'll never know if there was more to your life than what you've already experienced.

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But if my life has shown me nothing but shit, why should I expect diamonds???

Fuck you nigger

>there are people that love you
How do you know that?

Nope. Can't think of a single reason. Better do it just to be safe

What would your 5-year-old self say if he found out you were to die by suicide?

Does anyone take the opinions of a 5 year old seriously? Do you learn how to interact with people from Hallmark cards?

Shepardsville, Ky......

I'm pretty sure he'd be happy

suicide is only a temporary state of mind OP. every person who has jumped off the golden gate bridge and survived to tell the tale said the moment they jumped they regretted it immediately. power through whatever you're going through, and if your life has always been shit then take a good long look at your life choices, surroundings and the people you associate with. i found out the crowd I was with perpetuated my unhappiness and I broke the cycle, never been happier.

>suicide is only a temporary state of mind
No, suicide is permanent.

You know what just kill yourself asshole, no one here can convince your sorry ass to not be a pussy and take the easy way out.

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So your answer is "yes."

*suicidal thoughts

Yes to what?

How can you expect to talk someone out of something permanent if you can't be bothered to fully flesh out your own thoughts?

>Do you learn how to interact with people from Hallmark cards?

You look exactly like me if I was bald and had a beard.

Dead guy here, can say 100% for certain that suicide is pretty permanent. Its weird having lost my body and most of my ego. Assuming a new form of collective conscience with the infinite number of machine elves has really warped my perspective on the whole "happy/unhappy" thing

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Here's my dumb face as contribution

excellent answer

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lmao you fucker

kek

Titz plox

This look suits me. Sticking with it

post nudes

Its in trend at the moment to live feed it on facebook

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Tits or gtfo

Perfect symmetry looks scary

i feel really relaxed atm

You're pale as heck

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k

oh its the trap! hi there!

Now what m8

Tits or gtfo we have rules you know

being dead is no fun

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That's a MtF

you look like my dad with a softer eye area

That's not tits, so gtfo.

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Words

we showed 4chin several times that i dont have boobs

Didn't she/he used to post on thebackalleys?

u look perfect

So do you, dumdum

I never said I was Hitler

Look like a fat, bearded James McAvoy

but why man? i mean you are not really handsome but you got a wife, why do you want to kill yourself?

rotate them images fffsss

Stupidhead

i have a want to lick your eyes.

Cos u have an amazing beard

I can't mang. Phone posts like that by default. Even if I rotate them they post the same

thats a way of showing bewbs! this user is smart!

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The beard has saved a life...

Grow one Sup Forums and we will make temp great again!!!

>you still look stup
> :D
>721056566
Do some DMT then and ask a machine elf to fix reality so your phone wont be so Stup :D

Get the fuck off Sup Forums Jason, Monster Jam hates it when you talk about your favorite rape scenes in movies

Oh boy

I just rolled a d20, and you just sucked 44k cocks... You are welcome