What was his fucking problem?

What was his fucking problem?

ate too much spaghetti alfredo

Curiosity.

It's explained in a bonus scene

I'm all ears...

He was trying to compromise the bonus situation

That's me when Olive Garden has their endless alfredo deal going on.

Original meme do not steal.

It's time we talked about this.

DO YOU SEE?
SO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DON'T DISCUSS THE BONUS SITUATION?!

Why the fuck are the androids full of semen? And whose semen is it? Are they just walking cum-dumps provided by Weyland-Yutani for the mental well-being of starship crews?

I hope so

According to the erotic fanfiction I wrote in tenth grade, yes.

He lost his head.

if only they had used cgi back then, to make this look decent.

he looks like my psych doctor.

He's a robot and trying to make you a pawn in the robopocalypse.

Could you post the other one, with Jones?

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the 'tism

no we just do lots of drugs together, and he writes me some damn good scripts.

i for one, welcome new our robot overlords.

He's a got dang robot, boy. Whut other probbums does he need?

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He was studying the alien, realized his company would find it valuable if used as a weapon.

So... the alien was working with Burke to increase the share of the survivors... but turned on him for some reason?

Then the alien hid out in the shuttle so it could get all the bonuses when the shuttle made it back to Earth?

I don't know guys. Sounds a little out there. The alien wasn't a registered employee with the Company, how could it get any bonus?

I HATE alfredo sauce

You are fucking GAY bro. Alfredo is the best sauce. Second is Marsala.

How is he gay for not liking Alfredo? That's like the second or third most homo sauce out there.

No!

I want you both to fist fight me naked right now. First person to get a boner wins.

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Is he Weyland's Shorty Mac

He was constructed largely of anal beads. Always presents problems.

That scene where he quietly tries to kill Ripley with a fucking magazine of all things creeped me out almost as much as the alien did

fapped tbqh

hahaha source?

It really hurt.

That's why it reproduces using the captain. It's technically his next of kin, and would therefore inherit the bonus.

Ridley you madman